What is the biggest/most you've ever had up your ass?

  • leo788

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    Feb 05, 2011 5:40 AM GMT
    What is the biggest/most you've ever had up your ass?

    For me, it was an 11' dick or part of a baseball bat
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    Feb 05, 2011 6:12 AM GMT
    The IRS
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    Feb 05, 2011 6:17 AM GMT
    A "turkey baster" used to insert a balloon which was then inflated to stabilize my prostate for an MRI. And while all this stuff was up my ass, I was supposed to lie still.
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    Feb 05, 2011 6:22 AM GMT
    Oh yeah. They gave me a general anesthetic for my colonoscopy, so I dunno. I didn't even get a copy of the DVD.
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    Feb 05, 2011 6:26 AM GMT
    I love that this thread went from sexual, to political, to clinical, all within 3 posts.
  • rnch

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    Feb 05, 2011 6:36 AM GMT
    my current long term bf icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 6:48 AM GMT
    ....i bet u were sored....
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    Feb 05, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
    Toothpick
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:15 AM GMT
    Lots of 10 - 11-inchers, 13+" toys, inflatable wicked-thick toys, and 4 fingers up to the knuckle. Still can't get past that 4-knuckle barrier to get a hand in. Still trying... icon_twisted.gif
  • Beeftastic

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    Feb 06, 2011 9:50 AM GMT
    Pyrotech, you just got me so hard icon_smile.gif

    A big very thick 9, and it was painful. But I felt a sense of accomplishment icon_smile.gif
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    Feb 06, 2011 10:42 AM GMT
    atln788 saidWhat is the biggest/most you've ever had up your ass?

    For me, it was an 11' dick or part of a baseball bat


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    Feb 06, 2011 6:20 PM GMT
    JAKEBENSON saidI love that this thread went from sexual, to political, to clinical, all within 3 posts.

    This.
    lmao.
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    Feb 06, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
    well only one thing has been up there.. sooo about a 7 incher?

    no baseball bats or telephone poles have been inside me
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    Feb 07, 2011 2:11 AM GMT
    Like 8-ish and pretty thick. I'll never go bigger than that. Well not never, but not anytime soon. icon_razz.gif
  • my8kitso

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    Feb 07, 2011 2:17 AM GMT
    atln788 saidWhat is the biggest/most you've ever had up your ass?

    For me, it was an 11' dick or part of a baseball bat


    Will you marry me?
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    Feb 07, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    10x6 dick, or 8x7 dick. the ten was easier to take then the thick 8, that just hurt and was not enjoyable at all.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:12 AM GMT
    fat curved 9 and a half... da guy might have been well hung but he was probably the worst lay i had...
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:44 AM GMT
    tuckers_kahuna saidPyrotech, you just got me so hard icon_smile.gif

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    Feb 08, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    Watermelon. I was asleep.
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    Feb 08, 2011 6:27 AM GMT
    a 13", extremely thick dildo. Man, I fought through the pain but it felt sooooooo GOOD!
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    Feb 08, 2011 10:20 AM GMT
    makavelli saidWatermelon. I was asleep.

    How could u not wake up?!icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 08, 2011 4:24 PM GMT
    rofl, this is reminding me of an ER tale. I had many friends in health care back in the 70s.

    This guy was admitted to ER with a huge round squash up there. His story?

    He had partially unpacked groceries when he'd decided to have a shower. All soaped up, he'd heard the phone and got out of the tub to get it. Naked and not thinking, he'd sat on a chair where he'd left the turnip and 'it just went up there'.

    My friend said his blinking innocent look of astonishment was hilariously contrived. She and two nurses had to hide behind a cubicle curtain and stifle their hysterical laughing.

    -Doug
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:17 PM GMT
    and speaking of old ER tales:

    a man walks slowly and painfully into a hospital's Emergency Room, complaining of anal discomfort.

    the ER doctor hleps him up on the examining table, checks out the painfull area and notices a rose sticking out.

    he slowly pulls it out, thorns and all.

    another one appears.

    then another...

    and another....

    half an hour later, there's a dozen roses on the floor.

    horrified, the ER doc asks the patient "who did this to you?"

    the patient replies "i dunno...pull out the card and let's see!"



    arr arrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • MidiAttack

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    Feb 08, 2011 5:50 PM GMT
    i don't carry a measuring tape with me lol, so comparing it to my own i'd say maybe 8.5-9.0 and maybe six around.
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    Feb 08, 2011 8:07 PM GMT
    I'm actually a virgin.