Getting a BUZZ on wine. Ask me anything. ;-)

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    Feb 05, 2011 8:32 PM GMT
    Don't be shy. Something hot or naughty or funny or confidential that you wouldn't normally ask a stranger. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 9:44 PM GMT
    What is postmodernism ?
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    Feb 05, 2011 9:45 PM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidWhat is postmodernism ?


    Postmodernism is a movement away from the viewpoint of modernism.

    Actually, I meant something hot or naughty or funny or confidential. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    How much income, to the dollar, did you make over the last calendar year?

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    Feb 05, 2011 9:53 PM GMT
    _Sage_ saidHow much income, to the dollar, did you make over the last calendar year?

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    OMG, no kidding, I thought someone might ask that. I haven't done my taxes yet so I have no idea.
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    Feb 05, 2011 9:54 PM GMT
    Oh it's OK, i'll happily take a calculated guesstimation... =]
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    Feb 05, 2011 9:55 PM GMT
    Heheheheh....don't answer that......

    So, how much Wesson Oil you go through in a month......icon_question.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 9:58 PM GMT
    turbobilly saidHeheheheh....don't answer that......

    So, how much Wesson Oil you go through in a month......icon_question.gif


    When I oil wrestled, we'd usually use about 3/4 of a full-size bottle. Once I tried a whole can of Crisco, and kept saying "100% animal lard" while I rubbed it over my hot, hot wrestling friend.

    Note: Do not use Crisco! It melts on contact, which is hot, but it will fill your pores and it will take DAYS to get it out. Oil is a cinch. Twiceover with Dawn dish soap and you're good to go.
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:00 PM GMT
    _Sage_ said
    Oh it's OK, i'll happily take a calculated guesstimation =]


    I would call a McDonald's manager a sugar daddy. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:03 PM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    _Sage_ said
    Oh it's OK, i'll happily take a calculated guesstimation =]


    I would call a McDonald's manager a sugar daddy. icon_wink.gif



    I hear you.

    I'd call a Mcdonald's manager 'your sexy Mchighness' if it meant free Big Mac's.

    =]
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:09 PM GMT
    I like trimming down to the bare essentials. Like, I just canceled an order for an Internet tablet. I thought overnight, "I'll be wasting away on the Internet when I should be doing other things."

    I like dumbing down to next to nothing. It's actually pretty hot to be that way. I wanna make love with a hot guy in a barn lit by a kerosene lantern. ;-)
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:10 PM GMT
    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:11 PM GMT
    hazardous saidWhat is the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


    No no no, this is a ask anything that you would be afraid to ask a stranger kind of thread, not a Jeopardy test. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:13 PM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    hazardous saidWhat is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


    No no no, this is a ask anything that you would be afraid to ask a stranger kind of thread, not a Jeopardy test. icon_wink.gif


    Ugh, you're no fun! You didn't get the reference!!!

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    Feb 05, 2011 10:15 PM GMT
    hazardous said
    wrestlervic said
    hazardous saidWhat is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


    No no no, this is a ask anything that you would be afraid to ask a stranger kind of thread, not a Jeopardy test. icon_wink.gif


    Ugh, you're no fun! You didn't get the reference!!!



    Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the only movie I've ever walked out of. But that was 28 years ago back in college. I'll have to revisit it. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:16 PM GMT
    An airliner is traveling at 550 kts at 33,000 ft MSL. It needs to be at 2500 ft AGL within 10 nautical miles of the airport for the approach. The airport is at 497 ft MSL. Before descending through 10,000 ft MSL, it must slow to 250 kts.

    The question:
    At what distance from the airport must the airliner reduce power to 50% thrust (idle) to begin descent?
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    heybreaux saidWhat are you wearing?


    Right now, a pair of thick jeans, socks, a "Mud Wrestling Coach" T-shirt covered by a gray camouflage pullover.
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    What are the lyrics to "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End"? Enquiring minds wish to know.
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    kangourou saidWhat are the lyrics to "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End"? Enquiring minds wish to know.


    Dudes, I'm buzzing, this isn't an SAT test. READ above. Like, how far am I able to angle my penis away from my body when it's fully erect without breaking it. C'mon, be imaginative. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:46 PM GMT
    how many threesome and foursome have you done in your life?
    Those last questions were boring icon_confused.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 10:49 PM GMT
    i m actually curious about the penis angle question you posed yourself.
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:07 PM GMT
    Cash saidi m actually curious about the penis angle question you posed yourself.


    I think only about 45 degrees before it really hurts. I am a straight-up pointer, whereas it seems others are straight out. I mean, mine is tight against my torso. Bend it more than 45 degrees down and it will hurt. Hence, it's hard to pee with a boner. Gotta do that waiting and bending over the toilet maneuvering. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:08 PM GMT
    snowboarder saidhow many threesome and foursome have you done in your life?
    Those last questions were boring icon_confused.gif


    Let me see. One threesome, and one fivesome, wrestling, oil-covered thing. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:15 PM GMT
    Innie or outie?
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:17 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidOkay....what sexual escapade of yours is so crazy, that if and when you do share the story, you often tell it in the third person, as if a "friend" did it?


    I would never let a fictitious friend tell my awesome story. icon_wink.gif

    Well, I remember two, no three. All involved wrestling. Surprised?

    One:
    A guy with big thick legs who rocked my boat came over. For close to three hours we teased each other, and I was hard all the time. Then I grabbed the 10' x 5' mat by my teeth, no kidding, and dragged it out under two trees and we nude oil wrestled. I believed I sucked his toe at one point then spit and he said "I understand" at which I replied "No, I think I got a blade of grass in my mouth." Then we stood up, completely naked, and I poured the entire bottle of Wesson over our heads. Oh, man. Good times.

    Two:
    A guy with an unbelievable body came over, and I drank Port wine (never do that again) and he took poppers. He held me in a fig-4 body scissor on the couch, and while he used his legs to SQUEEZE the air out of me, he wrapped his lips over mine as a form of breath control. Twenty minutes later we stopped because we felt sick from the wine, etc., waited, then went back at it. So hot.

    Three:
    I met a Home Improvement store guy with tattoos that wanted to wrestle. He brought a 12-pack of beer and I brought a bottle of Port wine. Honest, only the second (and LAST) time I've had port wine.

    Anyway, we made a video of us wrestling in jeans, barefoot, and then to speedos. Then turned the camera off and nude oil wrestled. I remember us being wrapped up and straining and me buzzing thinking "This the greatest feeling in the world!" Awesome, awesome, awesome.

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