The MOST EMBARRESSING MOMENT of your life...........So far =]

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    Feb 05, 2011 11:14 PM GMT
    As above.

    Think of this thread as a safe place.

    A thread of no shame, only redemption and closure upon the release of this buried but subconsciously festering memory....

    Think back to that time where you were so mortified you wanted the ground to swallow you into an emcompassing void.

    Be like water: set it free ....

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    (i'll show you mine if enough of you show me yours ;)
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:37 PM GMT
    I put a self pic on the internet, and my clothes fell off during the upload. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:41 PM GMT
    I think I exist in a constant state of 15-20% embarrassment.
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    Feb 05, 2011 11:59 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidI put a self pic on the internet, and my clothes fell off during the upload. icon_redface.gif



    Seems to be a recurring problem Paul =/, i'd look into that ...(oh who I am kidding, i've taken many a glance ;)
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:00 AM GMT
    Can embarrassment be a sexually appealing? Discuss.
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:01 AM GMT
    wrestlervic saidCan embarrassment be a sexually appealing? Discuss.



    It's defo a fetish to some....So, meh, why not =]

    Care to share? ;p


    (it only counts if it the very memory of it makes you cringe- i'm talking childhood trauma-esque ;)
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:03 AM GMT
    _Sage_ said
    wrestlervic saidCan embarrassment be a sexually appealing? Discuss.



    It's defo a fetish to some....So, meh, why not =]

    Care to share? ;p


    Well, it makes you vulnerable, and it's kinda hot to be made love to while you're vulnerable, because the lover is saying "I don't care."

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    Feb 06, 2011 12:17 AM GMT
    never really had a very embarassing moment. The closest would be while at University was walking up the stairs and fell... the books and I slid down like 7 steps. Made a lot of noise apparently. My classroom was right beside the stairwell and when I came in (late) everyone was laughing "oh someone fell down the stairs or something we could hear it"... I was like ohhhh... said nothing else. So I was rubbing my knees cuz they hurt and someone asked me why I was doing that. I fessed up: "I just slid down the stairs". They laughed at me... actually so did I. Got bugged about it for weeks after.
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:23 AM GMT
    OK, I had a slightly embarrassing moment two weeks ago. I went to a gas station and kept my sunglasses on while paying inside. Some redneck guy (don't take offense because I like redneck hot men it's an endearing way of saying he's hot to me) told me one of lenses had fallen out on the floor. So here I am standing there with an empty lens out of my glasses like a geek. I picked the lens off the floor and said, "Thanks, I didn't even know it was missing."

    Good save, Vic, good save.
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:49 AM GMT
    Are you talking about the time I was really horny and desperate so I started to fuck the space between the mattress and boxspring and at that moment the cleaning lady walked in..and fainted?icon_redface.gif Oh godicon_redface.gif

    And she was new.......just started that day.
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    KissingPro saidAre you talking about the time I was really horny and desperate so I started to fuck the space between the mattress and boxspring and at that moment the cleaning lady walked in..and fainted?icon_redface.gif Oh godicon_redface.gif


    Who fainted? You or the cleaning lady?
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:55 AM GMT
    From behind me I heard a thump on the floor and she was out cold for half a minute.........I was afraid to touch her since now she prolly thought I was a perv.
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    Feb 06, 2011 12:57 AM GMT
    KissingPro saidAre you talking about the time I was really horny and desperate so I started to fuck the space between the mattress and boxspring and at that moment the cleaning lady walked in..and fainted?icon_redface.gif Oh godicon_redface.gif

    And she was new.......just started that day.
    I wanna be your cleaning lady.
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    Feb 06, 2011 1:09 AM GMT
    KissingPro saidFrom behind me I heard a thump on the floor and she was out cold for half a minute.........I was afraid to touch her since now she prolly thought I was a perv.


    Good job guy! Was it nice and cool in between the mattress and boxspring?
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    Feb 06, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    Every day seems to be an exercise in self-deprecation for me, so it's hard to pin-point anything in particular. Most of my embarrassing moments involve me falling in public.

    However, there was one time I was staying at a hotel, and was using the washroom, when the cleaning lady came into the apartment and started to open the door to the bathroom and I quickly slammed it closed and she screamed really loudly... for the rest of my stay there, my room was never cleaned.

    Then there was the time where I was extremely hung over, taking the metro back from a friends place where I passed out, and when I stood up on the metro to get off at my stop, I apparently lost any trace of balance, and hit the pole in the middle of the metro, then fell onto the ground on my hands and knees and had to half crawl/jump quickly off the metro. That was fun. Who falls on the metro? I do, apparently.

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    Feb 06, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
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    KissingPro saidFrom behind me I heard a thump on the floor and she was out cold for half a minute.........I was afraid to touch her since now she prolly thought I was a perv.


    Good job guy! Was it nice and cool in between the mattress and boxspring?


    You don't know that little trick? Oil it up, wrap it in a plastic bag and close your eyes.............for those desperate times.
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    Feb 06, 2011 1:36 AM GMT
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    KissingPro saidAre you talking about the time I was really horny and desperate so I started to fuck the space between the mattress and boxspring and at that moment the cleaning lady walked in..and fainted?icon_redface.gif Oh godicon_redface.gif

    And she was new.......just started that day.
    I wanna be your cleaning lady.


    Don't be fresh
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    Feb 06, 2011 2:36 AM GMT
    Hmm just one moment??? I tend to embarrass myself pretty easily.

    So I got drunk at my aunty's wedding reception and threw up on the table, hitting several people who were sitting there...then I went out to the smoking section and continued, they had to rope off the area when I was done.icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 06, 2011 3:44 AM GMT
    The funny thing is, the one embarrassing moment that I really mulled over for years, the one that really served to torment me, is completely inconsequential now. Not only is it no longer embarrassing to my adult mind, I don't think I could even explain it in a way that would make it seem embarrassing to anyone. You can get strange ideas in your head as a kid. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Nowadays, I'm pretty much shameless. icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 06, 2011 4:04 AM GMT
    Most embarrassing moment..........that's a tought one I have a lot of those.
    But I woudl probably say one of the times I fell in college has to be mine. (I'm laughing know just thinking about it.) A buddy and I were going to the REC center to play basketball and there was a lot of ice outside and I thought, "Jump and I might miss the icy patch!" Nope landed right in the middle, flew up in the air, parallel with the grond, and landed only on my right hip. The entire time I was laughing as was my buddy. It was embarrassing because everyone in the REC center saw me fall. By the time we were changing for basketball I already had a bruise down the side of my leg. Yep that was awesome.............lol
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    Feb 06, 2011 4:05 AM GMT
    I stopped at a McDonalds for a quick bite on the road. Apparently, I sat in some fudge or BBQ sauce on a seat on the patio. I walked around a mall with no knowledge of it, but recall garnering some over the shoulder glances from passers by that day.
    I didn't notice until I did laundry later that week. The streak of brown ran from a glob in the middle of my seat, down the center on the leg of my shorts. My imagination ran a hundred miles a minute, thinking people in the mall were making fun of the geezer who shat himself.

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    Feb 06, 2011 4:23 AM GMT
    My most embarrassing happened while I was staying, of all places, in Loews Hotel in Philly.

    It was 10 pm, and I was getting ready for a trip to Los Angeles the next day. Since I wanted to be ready for the beach, I was putting on the St. Tropez bronzing lotion (so that I'm not pasty pale when I meet my friends) when all of a sudden, the fire alarm went off.

    At that point, I've only tanned the left side of my body. In my rush, I put on a white tee (of all), and rushed out of my room through the fire exit and to the lobby. I was literally, half black-half white, and my shirt had bronze streaks- it was a freakshow. And all the other guests were like "WTF happened to you?"

    I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.
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    Feb 06, 2011 4:56 AM GMT
    I fell down 2 flights of stairs at a mall once.
    2 separate flights of stairs. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 06, 2011 7:03 AM GMT
    lool

    Some dooozies right here...Nice, real niceicon_twisted.gif.


    My biggest one, that I can think of, is from when I was about 9/10.

    I attended a summer play scheme, held in a local leisure centre. A big group of kids would play different games/sports/use different facilities with the instructor (youngish- probably late teens/early twenties).

    One time we were all swimming in the big public pool. I remember that I needed to wee that day but for some reason I didn't ask to be excused, but held it until I would next get a free period to go. Anyway, I guess the urge wasn't that urgent as I carried on playing/swimming etc.

    Finally, I was in the locker room cubicle, getting ready to leave, I was the very last kid in the locker room. The urge to piss was ALL OF A SUDDEN sooo urgent and backlogged, mid clothes change, that I knew I really couldn't hold it in any longer (i'd forgot about it until then)...I calculated how far the toilets were, but, holding it in now was literally STINGING so bad, I wouldn't make it, at all....I knew what had to be done...

    There were grooves in the tiled floor in the locker room to drain excess water. I couldn't hold any longer. I took a whizz right there and then in the cubicle and stood over the tiled groove. Awwwwwwwwwww sweet relief.

    Then, to my dismay, I heard the really handsome and cool instructor outside my cubicle by a couple of meters whisper to the one other person in the room (unbeknown to me that either were there- i thought everybody had left and were waiting outside?!!), a cool hot guy who was a couple years older than me, a guy who I had gotten close to that summer during the play scheme, and retrospectively who I now recognise I had a big crush on......... ''Yh I know....shhh, don't....Don't say anything about it to 'sage' ''

    WHATTT?! They were there and could obviously see the yellow trickle going down the groove!! AWWWGHHHHH I was mortified.....

    They were waiting for me so I couldn't stall for much longer. I finished getting changed. Every second was an agonising lifetime of horrific anticipation to the inevitable opening of the cubicle door. I wanted the earth to swallow me- for me never to have existed just so this moment could not have happened. I had to come out and face them. Oh the shameeee....THE SHAME...All of my blood was rushing to my face, I couldn't look them in the eye.


    They both didn't mention it. They knew. We all knew. I didn't return to the club after that incident. icon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    I no longer get embarressed.
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    Feb 06, 2011 8:03 AM GMT
    Er.. at school I climed over a fence and at the top (was quite high) my trousers got stuck of a sharp-ish bit of metal. I fell. My trousers obviously ripped basicly in half and this was at the start of the day, so I had to try and hide it for around 5 hours...