Jail birds?

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    Feb 08, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    Ever been in jail, or worse, for some legal "infraction"? Can you say what landed you there?

    I have been in jail once for 3 hours.....I was picked up in the early 80's for driving my sister's car with expired plates.....

    Thought of this topic because Maurice Clarett and some of his buds are now regulars at my gym....feels kind of strange knowing his "history"....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 08, 2011 2:37 AM GMT
    Skipped out (Unauthorized Absence) on the Navy in 1991 to get myself kicked out on purpose. That cost me two weeks in the Brig. It was worth it.

    Got a DWI in 1993 for celebrating the letter I got in the mail that day that stated my driving record had finally cleared up, and I was gonna get a discount on insurance. That was fucking stupid. I spent a night in jail and deserved it.
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    Feb 08, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    Prison sounds like fun. Three meals a day, a roof over my head, a free gym membership, and hundreds of horny men. And a university education if you live in Canada. How can you not love Canada?
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:07 AM GMT
    Sporty_g said
    Thought of this topic because Maurice Clarett and some of his buds are now regulars at my gym.


    Okay, thank you internet.


    "The officers used mace to subdue Clarett after attempts to subdue him with a Taser proved ineffective because he was wearing Kevlar body armor."


    After finding an AK47 (variant), two loaded hand guns, an open bottle of grey goose, after chasing him in a high-speed car chase b/c he made an illegal U.

    The moral of the story? Always wear Kevlar, everywhere you go.


    (I think i'd consider finding a new gym >.> Yikes)
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:15 AM GMT
    barriehomeboy saidPrison sounds like fun. Three meals a day, a roof over my head, a free gym membership, and hundreds of horny men.

    Your cellmate won't care if you're not in the mood to bottom. And he won't be leaving in the morning.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
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    barriehomeboy saidPrison sounds like fun. Three meals a day, a roof over my head, a free gym membership, and hundreds of horny men.

    Your cellmate won't care if you're not in the mood to bottom. And he won't be leaving in the morning.
    And chances are, he won't be attractive either.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
    Ohh yeah! When I was 19 I went to Athens, Ga (big party town where University of Georgia is) with my shitty fake ID that was taped to the back of a Moes gift card. Well I got completely smashed and in one of the bars I thought it would be funny to steal a pool stick. So I ran out with a pool stick and went up to a homeless man and acted like I was going to play pool with his face.

    I felt a tap on my shoulder and it was a cop, he asked for my ID and I gave him my shitty fake ID, thinking somehow I would fool him. He said I was under arrest. I got charged with MIP and possession of false identification. Was in jail for like an hour and they let me out after I paid a bondsman.

    I tried not to tell my parents, but my mom called me when she says a bondsman on my bank statement. Let's just say I was fucked.

    Yes, this is a true story.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:40 AM GMT
    Haven't been to jail and don't plan on going. [size=16]EVER.!!![/size] icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:46 AM GMT
    Did a jail tour once. They have it pretty easy these days. The two things that blew my mind..

    - They got cable TV. Mostly basic channels though.

    - A debit card thing where relatives deposit money into it and the inmate can buy supplies or junk food.
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:35 AM GMT
    I got arrested once.. or twice.
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:47 AM GMT
    most surreal moment..being arrested around xmas time and sitting in the back of the cruiser cuffed uncomfortable as fuck while white christmas and other classics played and snow fell all around me and i watched as my friend resisted arrest and get beat down and eventually arrested and then meeting up at the state police barracks handcuffed to a bench being like...how the fuck did this happen?!
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    Feb 08, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    barriehomeboy saidPrison sounds like fun. Three meals a day, a roof over my head, a free gym membership, and hundreds of horny men. And a university education if you live in Canada. How can you not love Canada?


    oh...and don't forget the odd shanking in the shower and gang rape in shu....and i don't mean fucking..............ya, it's real fun in prison.....................did I mention total loss of freedom 24/7?....Keithicon_confused.gif
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    Feb 08, 2011 6:30 AM GMT
    ...I never said I was an innocent.
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    Feb 08, 2011 6:34 AM GMT
    I got a DUI when I was 17, they couldn't put me in jail because I was underage so they locked me in the rec room for 4 hours. icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 08, 2011 6:36 AM GMT
    I'm a saint. No Criminal record.