Everything about my boyfriend is perfect BUT...

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    Feb 08, 2011 2:43 AM GMT
    he fart obnoxiously loud and has smelly farts.

    and after doing it he says things like "You know you like it..." and laughs hysterically over my disgusted reaction.

    How do you guys handle thing like this in your relationship? When he does it I instantly just want to smack him and break up with him because I find it really gross. It doesn't turn me on or do anything for me.
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    Feb 08, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
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    Feb 08, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidIs your man doing this during Sex or in bed with you.. or just around the house?



    He's done it during sex, around the house, in my car, while in a store, at my work place, at a movie theater, etc.
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    Feb 08, 2011 2:55 AM GMT
    SHAUN22 said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidIs your man doing this during Sex or in bed with you.. or just around the house?



    He's done it during sex, around the house, in my car, while in a store, at my work place, at a movie theater, etc.
    During sex?!?!?!? icon_eek.gif
    Tell him to lay off the fried foods, and eat more healthy.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:04 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidBy the way.. count yourself lucky.. he could have this guy's problem.

    I'll confess I had a face full of tears from watching this. I have a soft spot for bathroom humor....icon_eek.gif


    Thanks for the good laugh ...icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
    There used to be a stage performer, termed a "fartieste" who used his farting ability to entertain audiences near the turn of the last century.

    Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing "'O Sole Mio" and "La Marseillaise" on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus. He could also blow out a candle from several yards away. His audience included Edward, Prince of Wales, King Leopold II of the Belgians and Sigmund Freud.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P├ętomane

    I don't know why the above URL will not link.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:11 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    SHAUN22 said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidIs your man doing this during Sex or in bed with you.. or just around the house?



    He's done it during sex, around the house, in my car, while in a store, at my work place, at a movie theater, etc.

    Damn! How old is this BF of yours? I have to say.. the car is the all-time worst!


    20..and he is really fit. I think it's the protein supplement he uses after the gym. It contains egg whites.
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    Feb 08, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    Those vids are fake farts... you can buy the "pooter" here and watch more vids
    http://www.thepooter.com/
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:23 AM GMT
    A friend was having a 3 way and he farted while one guy was eating his ass. LOL. Does your BF fart while you rim him ?
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:24 AM GMT
    For fun:


    More serious (Best line: "It's a curiosity of English social life that if you belch you say 'pardon' and if you fart you just say nothing and walk away."):
  • chgobuzz1

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    Feb 08, 2011 5:25 AM GMT
    Thinking more about it i wish it were more acceptable to fart whenever we had to. A straight guy I eat lunch with at my office always farts near the end of lunch. It is kind of liberating, isnt it ? Masculine even ?
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:31 AM GMT
    SHAUN22 saidhe fart obnoxiously loud and has smelly farts.

    and after doing it he says things like "You know you like it..." and laughs hysterically over my disgusted reaction.

    How do you guys handle thing like this in your relationship? When he does it I instantly just want to smack him and break up with him because I find it really gross. It doesn't turn me on or do anything for me.


    I know I'm in the minority and a little immature, but I'd just laugh and move on, maybe spray some air freshener or something if it's really bad, but my friends/coworkers and I are always farting on each other, and it's all in fun. Really just have fun with it, it's a normal bodily function.

    But if he's farting in bed that may ruin the mood, but tell him to use Gas X if that's the case.
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    Feb 08, 2011 5:38 AM GMT
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    Feb 08, 2011 6:23 AM GMT
    does he work out as well? Maybe he's eating too much protein? Some work out shakes can cause "unpleasant" side effects
    edit: there are chlorophyll based over the counter gel caps marketed as internal deodorizers for breath, underarms, etc, that may help, if he's not adverse to a plant based product in pill form.
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    Feb 08, 2011 7:04 AM GMT
    chgobuzz1 saidThinking more about it i wish it were more acceptable to fart whenever we had to. A straight guy I eat lunch with at my office always farts near the end of lunch. It is kind of liberating, isnt it ? Masculine even ?




    nooooo, i've fought against this thought for years with male roomates, farting does not make u a man! it makes u a person that eats gas inducing foods, thats it!