Straight people who ask "weird" questions about your sexuality

  • KnuxNole

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    Feb 13, 2011 4:22 PM GMT
    What are some of the weirdest stuff people have asked about you being gay?

    I know the classic one is "Are you the man or woman in the relationship?" Uh...i think we're both boys icon_eek.gif

    Some others that I remember that were LOLworthy were:

    "Can gay people fart?"

    lol wut

    "Are you attracted to yourself in the mirror?"

    Uhh...of course not, that's so weird. I definitely don't want to date a twin.

    "Why do all gays want to molest 10 year old boys?"

    Because they are hotter than you?



  • rnch

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    Feb 13, 2011 4:45 PM GMT
    the typical blond airhead girlfriend of my bf's close friend cornered me at an EMS reunion party last summer with the usual list of clueless breeder questions:

    does either one of you wear a dress at home?

    who gets on top all the time?

    do ya'll practice birth control (her term for safe sex, i guess)?

    who's the man and who's the woman?

    does the "woman" do all the cooking for the two of you?

    and, later on, after much more alcohol:

    would you or your bf want to fuck me?

    have you two had a 3-way with my boyfriend? would you want to??


    how an intelligent, urbane, witty, handsome man (the str8 friend) can tolerate such an oblivious airhead is beyond me. he sez she's "awesome in bed"...perhaps so...but i need more than round heels and a double jointed pelvis to capture my attention and affection over the long haul.

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    Feb 14, 2011 4:03 AM GMT
    "Would you like to meet my brother?
    Here's his picture.
    He's really hot and I think you two would really make a great couple.
    He also digs Asian and Latino guys, so I know he would be so into you.
    And, Alan, I would love to have you as my brother-in-law.
    Can I introduce you to him?"
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:16 AM GMT
    how do you guys do it?....jeez...think about this question before you ask....
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    My first response from the straight girls is "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO icon_sad.gif "

    then usually...the question.

    "Are you the pitcher or the catcher?"...."please say pitcher cause you will destroy my fantasies"


    then i laugh and appreciate the compliment even thou.
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:21 AM GMT
    "are you the man or the woman?"...

    My mom asked me that when I came out to her. I told her it wasn't "like that" and neither were the "woman".
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:24 AM GMT
    Almost like the guy above me. A MONTH after coming out to my mother, she asks a very serious question. "So by saying your gay, does that mean you are attracted to men?" My response, a simple yes.
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:25 AM GMT
    Have you had a threesome?

    Do you do it in the butt? If you do, who takes it?

    Who's the man in the relationship?
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:49 AM GMT
    KnuxNole saidWhat are some of the weirdest stuff people have asked about you being gay?

    I know the classic one is "Are you the man or woman in the relationship?" Uh...i think we're both boys icon_eek.gif

    Some others that I remember that were LOLworthy were:

    "Can gay people fart?"



    That one's good. So you really think my blackberry custom ring tones came from the internet? My friends know better, butt after all you gotta be good at something.
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    Feb 14, 2011 4:55 AM GMT
    There are some really nasty ones like (I kid you not from more than one of my straight friends):

    "Aren't you worried about getting shit on your dick?"

    "What does eating ass taste like?" (I made a forum post about this one.)

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    Feb 14, 2011 9:56 AM GMT
    Very sleazy invasive questions, but that's how some Heteros are. In my opinion they ask those types of perverted questions, so that when you actually give them an answer they can retort and say something along the lines: "You're shoving your sexuality down my throat" or "TMI"

    Don't fall for the trap.
  • alphatop

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    Feb 14, 2011 10:16 AM GMT
    Doesn't his beard bother you when u r kissing each other? icon_lol.gif
  • spades

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    Feb 14, 2011 10:18 AM GMT
    My brothers friend once asked "Are you the big spoon or little spoon? I bet you're the little spoon, he's a lot bigger than you." icon_confused.gif

    He also asked if I have slept with all my gay friends icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 14, 2011 1:07 PM GMT
    Who's the man in the relationship and who's the woman?

    That is a dumb question because it's obvious I like men. Dumb dumb straight people
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    Feb 15, 2011 3:49 PM GMT
    who's the man and who's the woman?