Hell has officially frozen over; I had a real date yesterday AND got a V-day present

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    Feb 15, 2011 8:55 PM GMT

    Still kinda in shock by all this. I, one of the most unloveable creatures you're likely to meet, actually had a guy willingly spend time with me (outside the bedroom). I know, I know...it's hard to believe, but it happened.

    Oh and that gift wasnt something stupid and useless like a stuffed animal or chocolate candies; it was a homemade condom bouquet. icon_cool.gif
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    Feb 16, 2011 3:55 AM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Still kinda in shock by all this. I, one of the most unloveable creatures you're likely to meet, actually had a guy willingly spend time with me (outside the bedroom). I know, I know...it's hard to believe, but it happened.

    Oh and that gift wasnt something stupid and useless like a stuffed animal or chocolate candies; it was a homemade condom bouquet. icon_cool.gif


    Yeah, your chiseled body and confident attitude totally make you unloveable.

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    Feb 16, 2011 3:57 AM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Still kinda in shock by all this. I, one of the most unloveable creatures you're likely to meet, actually had a guy willingly spend time with me (outside the bedroom). I know, I know...it's hard to believe, but it happened.



    Wow, this level of self-awareness makes you actually attractive to me too icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 16, 2011 4:01 AM GMT
    - unlovable
    + intimidating

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    Feb 16, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    I'm jealous.
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    Feb 16, 2011 4:14 AM GMT
    Were the condoms scented for your olfactory pleasure?
  • matt13226

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    Feb 16, 2011 4:18 AM GMT
    damn dude id def go on a date with u me unfortunately wasnt lucky like you i sat at home and did nothing
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    Feb 16, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Still kinda in shock by all this. I, one of the most unloveable creatures you're likely to meet, actually had a guy willingly spend time with me (outside the bedroom). I know, I know...it's hard to believe, but it happened. icon_cool.gif

    Well, I'll hafta take your word for the "unloveable" part, but don't overdo the humility. Still, congrats, always happy when guys get together and have a good time. May you have many more! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 16, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Still kinda in shock by all this. I, one of the most unloveable creatures you're likely to meet, actually had a guy willingly spend time with me (outside the bedroom). I know, I know...it's hard to believe, but it happened.

    Oh and that gift wasnt something stupid and useless like a stuffed animal or chocolate candies; it was a homemade condom bouquet. icon_cool.gif


    Congrats! I've already given up on trying to find someone, so it's nice seeing other "unloveable creatures" get lucky.
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
    bluey2223 saidI'm jealous.


    I am too.

    This Valentine's was the first one since my 20s that I spent alone and with no one to buy for. icon_sad.gif
  • neosyllogy

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    Feb 16, 2011 10:10 PM GMT
    "v-day present" sounds like a euphemism for venereal disease icon_surprised.gif
    (for which condoms would be a thoughtful and appropriate gift I guess; though one should really wait until they're clean to do anything in that regard if possible)
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Still kinda in shock by all this. I, one of the most unloveable creatures you're likely to meet, actually had a guy willingly spend time with me (outside the bedroom). I know, I know...it's hard to believe, but it happened.

    Oh and that gift wasnt something stupid and useless like a stuffed animal or chocolate candies; it was a homemade condom bouquet. icon_cool.gif


    good for you man i am glad you are happy icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    Did he hold you in his arms till you fell asleep as well? icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    Good for you dude, most guys don't like the fact they have to go on 3 dates with me before I'll even let them see my bedroom!

    We are still out there, just have to look and ask!
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    WOOOF, that date really sounded hot. Next year, you guys migiht be married.
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidCongrats on the date that didn't involve "lay me please" attached to it.
    That gift, would make for a nice future date with the guy if he turned out to be someone you'd enjoy hanging out with again.
    It must have made a great impression on you since I've never seen you start a post before.... I'm happy for ya man!


    Au contraire, my smooshable friend; I agreed to the date because he was cooking my absolute favorite meal for me, and to sweeten the deal, promised that he'd be dessert. icon_wink.gif

    And actually I've started several threads, but since Im one of those horrible awful nasty thread-deleters that people on here despise, I ended up taking them down, for whatever reason.
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    Feb 16, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    That he managed to find a chink in the seemingly impenetrable TawlBlond emotional armour (albeit via your stomach) is a feat in itself. Next you'll be telling us you are gladly accepting photo comments icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 16, 2011 11:20 PM GMT
    Mil8 saidThat he managed to find a chink in the seemingly impenetrable TawlBlond emotional armour (albeit via your stomach) is a feat in itself. Next you'll be telling us you are gladly accepting photo comments icon_wink.gif


    He's a good kid, yes. But rest assured, he could keep making me melt by talking sexy to me in his delicious British accent, and could keep making me 5 cheese lasagna so good that I almost orgasm the moment it hits my tongue; he could do all that and more, and I'd STILL never accept a photo comment. icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 17, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    TawlBlond saidHe's a good kid, yes. But rest assured, he could keep making me melt by talking sexy to me in his delicious British accent, and could keep making me 5 cheese lasagna so good that I almost orgasm the moment it hits my tongue; he could do all that and more, and I'd STILL never accept a photo comment. icon_wink.gif


    Ah, you say that now, but you would have laughed out of the forums anyone who, even two weeks ago, had suggested you would be impressed by a date and a Valentine's gift, and yet... icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 17, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
    TawlBlond said
    Mil8 saidThat he managed to find a chink in the seemingly impenetrable TawlBlond emotional armour (albeit via your stomach) is a feat in itself. Next you'll be telling us you are gladly accepting photo comments icon_wink.gif


    He's a good kid, yes. But rest assured, he could keep making me melt by talking sexy to me in his delicious British accent, and could keep making me 5 cheese lasagna so good that I almost orgasm the moment it hits my tongue; he could do all that and more, and I'd STILL never accept a photo comment. icon_wink.gif


    Well, while you're ice-skating on that crimson rink of love and adoration in your 'frozen hell' of recalcitrant rules and regs for RJ participation *ahem* ponder the possibility that if he were on RJ you might even find yourself reaching for the "add him to my hotlist" button - GOD FORBID!

    Congrats my misanthropic maestro of muscle and musings. May more than five cheeses hit your tongue and make you orgasm on this journey toward the center of your world.

    Oh, and if you read this entire post in your head with a Jude Law-esque accent, it sounds a LOT better! icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 17, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    Congratulations.
    something special innit icon_smile.gif
    he's probably a smooth operator and I commend him on his ingenuity
  • rebelbeard

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    Feb 17, 2011 3:10 AM GMT
    Is this spam? Lol!
  • Nayro

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    Feb 17, 2011 12:58 PM GMT
    So is there any chance on a relationship for you with this guy? Cause then I don't know what to think anymore since all of your posts about relationships always include that you are not the relationship kinda guy. Even though I always say to myself, guys like you have not met the right person yet!
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 17, 2011 1:01 PM GMT
    Did you drug him... are you sure it was reality?

    Just kidding... glad to hear you had a nice date and had a chance to really get to know and enjoy your date. Sounds like he is one you might want to explore
    .... beyond just physically. Congrats!
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    Feb 17, 2011 1:38 PM GMT
    When it rains it pours, I had 2 valentines this year. One dropped some stuff off( a sad unrequited v-day plush lizard) which was sweet, but a little uncalled for. And then my valentine brought me some cinnamon toast crunch(party size!), I made a stoned plush heart for him haha... and we had a good evening.

    Got a boyfriend out of it icon_wink.gif

    Anyways to the OP, fuck you for being so hot. We all know anybody here would love to take you on a valentines date.. psssh