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    Feb 25, 2011 7:27 AM GMT
    "Great is the power of steady misinterpretation" -Darwin

    Charles Darwin I love you!!
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    Feb 25, 2011 7:54 AM GMT
    "I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls."- Taffy Davenport
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    Feb 25, 2011 8:25 AM GMT
    "Only when the form grows clear to you, may the spirit become so to." -Schumann.

    I believe Schumann was a master at small forms. He did it impeccably as an art form. Always lucid but always clear. He was a true romantic. I live by this quote everyday.
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    Feb 25, 2011 8:30 AM GMT
    get off my lawn........Clint Eastwood....Gran Torinoicon_wink.gif
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    Feb 25, 2011 8:58 AM GMT
    Hey people, never hold in your farts, cause they will travel up your spine and into your brain and make you talk shit!!!!

    - Robin Williams
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    Feb 25, 2011 12:14 PM GMT
    Weighed the same as I did in high school. I wasn't skinny, but I wasn't obese, either. I was at a stable weight, and I was happy with that.

    losing abdominal fat
    natural get rid of stomach fat
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    Feb 25, 2011 12:18 PM GMT
    “Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.”--Dr. Seuss
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    Feb 25, 2011 12:27 PM GMT
    Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!
    --------------------------------------------------- Rachel, Friends

    God sendeth and giveth both mouth and the meat.
    ---------------------------- Thomas Tusser, A Hundred Points of Good Husbandry (1557)

    Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.
    In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.
    ------------------------------------------------------ Michael Crichton
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    Feb 25, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    Calmer than you
    from the big lebowski

    four is right out
    monty python and the holy grail

    toyota, from the people that brought you pearl harbor
    bumper sticker

    hard work never hurt anyone but why take the risk

    it's a truly beautiful thing to do nothing then rest afterwards

    why put off till tomorrow what you can forget about forever

    I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect from missing them.

    I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

    I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

    I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.

    most of these are from a poster i had in college, i still hold these principals in very high regard
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    Feb 25, 2011 4:05 PM GMT
    "Anger is like drinking poison, and expecting the other person to die."
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    Feb 25, 2011 4:17 PM GMT

    Life is too important to be taken seriously.

    - Oscar Wilde
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    Feb 25, 2011 4:23 PM GMT
    "That's all I can stands because I can't stands n'more!" - Popeye

    Kanaka24 said“Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.”--Dr. Seuss
    Seuss always gets the credit for that one. To see who really originated the crux of that quote, see: http://quotes-motivational-inspirational.blogspot.com/2007/10/mind-matter-quotes-bernard-baruch.html
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    Feb 25, 2011 4:37 PM GMT
    Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies-
    Prissy (Gone with the Wind)
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    Feb 25, 2011 4:42 PM GMT
    "So here I am, standing in your doorway; I've always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?"
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    Feb 25, 2011 5:34 PM GMT
    Amy Poehler - Biggie or Tupac?

    Tina Fey - Biggie fries and tu pacs of candy!
  • unicoman1

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    Feb 25, 2011 5:36 PM GMT
    "Somebody had to finish last in their class."
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    Feb 25, 2011 5:38 PM GMT
    OK... Any sarcastic line from " The Golden Girls"
  • massbuildah

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    Feb 25, 2011 5:41 PM GMT
    Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

    Don't let someone be a priority in your life, when you are only an option in theirs.


    and my personal fav.....

    If you want to lift more weight.....lift more weight.
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    Feb 25, 2011 6:19 PM GMT
    pre_mortem saidBriefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.
    In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.
    ------------------------------------------------------ Michael Crichton


    That's a good one.

    But c'mon people. Some citation, you know source the quotes (if you hunt down citations you'll find that things are often misquoted, which is okay if the misquote is better than the original or the only quote, but should be noted)
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    Feb 25, 2011 6:22 PM GMT


    "What is the point of being beautiful if you have to buy your own emeralds?"

    Gina Lollobrigida
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    Feb 25, 2011 6:24 PM GMT
    "Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth--more than ruin, more even than death. Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible; thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habits; thought is anarchic and lawless, indifferent to authority, careless of the well-tried wisdom of the ages. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. It sees man, a feeble speck, surrounded by unfathomable depths of silence; yet it bears itself proudly, as unmoved as if it were the lord of the universe. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man."
    - Bertrand Russell, ~Principles of Social Reconstruction~

    Amen.
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    Feb 25, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    "Genius is the recovery of childhood at will"
    Arthur Rimbaud
  • BoostToChase

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    Feb 25, 2011 6:39 PM GMT
    Luck is not chance; it's toil. Fortune's expensive smile is earned. -Emily Dickinson

    Think of that next time you need motivation at the gym.
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    Feb 25, 2011 8:02 PM GMT
    HeartRobb said"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls."- Taffy Davenport



    I believe Tallulah Bankhead said that line first.

    ""I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others give me either stiff neck or lockjaw"~~Tallulah Bankead
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    Feb 25, 2011 8:08 PM GMT
    Homowardbound saidget off my lawn........Clint Eastwood....Gran Torinoicon_wink.gif


    "I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby...I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags."


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