Are you fucking with me? Or are you really gay?

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    Feb 28, 2011 8:26 AM GMT
    For those guys out there who find that every time they tell a girl they're gay, and the response is "Really?" What do you say afterward?
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    Feb 28, 2011 8:50 AM GMT
    I'm notorious for having this problem. My brother and my cousins girlfriend didn't believe me until I showed them gay porn on my computer. Now I keep some on my phone, trust me it works.
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    Feb 28, 2011 9:08 AM GMT
    Then just say you were lying but you find the girl horribly unattractive and were just hoping to spare her feelings.
    Or say "Lady GaGa. See I speak Gay."

    You tell them you're gay, why do you have to prove it too?
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    Feb 28, 2011 12:33 PM GMT
    I had a girl yell at me and say that was a weak excuse and that if I didn't want to go out with her I should just say so.
    Its not just girls, guys don't believe it either. I finally had to tell my trainer at the gym because he began talking about setting me up with one of his female clients, then it took ten minutes before he finally believed me.
    Some girls at work still don't fully believe me...even when I sit there and point out which male doctors I find hot.

    In the end I really don't know what to say, if they don't believe me then well fuck 'em. icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 28, 2011 12:40 PM GMT
    I'd NOT answer that question and just simply walk away.
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    Feb 28, 2011 12:54 PM GMT
    i do not feel the need to explain myself to a woman.

    if there is no kitchen/laundry room around why is she in that area
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    Feb 28, 2011 12:59 PM GMT
    waxon saidi do not feel the need to explain myself to a woman.

    if there is no kitchen/laundry room around why is she in that area
    LOLOLOL this
    ask her if she is really a woman because she's not in the kitchen
  • gsh1964

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    Feb 28, 2011 1:06 PM GMT
    After they (usually women) say... "Really?"

    Then it's usally followed up with.... "What a waste."

    That's not usually a fun moment.

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  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 28, 2011 1:29 PM GMT
    I'd tell them how much I enjoy my life and who I am.

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    Feb 28, 2011 1:44 PM GMT
    If an attractive guy does not believe me , I would ask if he dares to have sex with me !
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    Feb 28, 2011 4:10 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]waxon said[/cite]i do not feel the need to explain myself to a woman.

    Precisely. And as for explaining myself to a hot dude - I never have to do so. It's usually pretty self evident icon_cool.gif Yahoo!

    But if she still persists to question / doubt me (and you'd have to be pretty dim, after all I'm 43 and unwed), I ask her if she's got a hot single brother at home who wants to hang with me.
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    Feb 28, 2011 4:21 PM GMT
    I'd give them one of these...

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    Feb 28, 2011 5:07 PM GMT
    I think it's hilarious... I mean yeah, the novelty wears off. But I enjoy the reactions I get. Even better after I'm outed to a group of dudes and one gets me alone a few hours later with the whole.. "I've always wondered" speech lmao My not fitting the classic stereotype helps others feel I'm more approachable. And being a Leo, I enjoy the attention lol
  • Syphon

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    Feb 28, 2011 5:43 PM GMT
    "Yeah, vaginas are fucking nasty."

    Then they laugh and think I'm their new gay bff. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • wellwell

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    Feb 28, 2011 6:06 PM GMT
    "Would you prefer I lie to you?"
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    Feb 28, 2011 6:10 PM GMT
    TakinMyTime saidFor those guys out there who find that every time they tell a girl they're gay, and the response is "Really?" What do you say afterward?



    I hate that fucking hate it. Been through it so many times. Just tell them how you feel about vaginas. when they see your visceral distaste for them they'll realize you're telling the truth.
  • starboard5

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    Feb 28, 2011 6:19 PM GMT
    simple response: "What straight guy would say that?"
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    Feb 28, 2011 6:20 PM GMT
    gsh1964 saidAfter they (usually women) say... "Really?"

    Then it's usally followed up with.... "What a waste."

    That's not usually a fun moment.



    and the answer to that is ... "oh trust me - it ain't being wasted" icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 28, 2011 6:23 PM GMT
    Allathlete saidI'd give them one of these...

    imager.php?id=923377&t=o
    GIFSoup



    When a straight man hits a girl , its abuse. When a gay man hits a girl, its tough love icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 28, 2011 6:30 PM GMT
    gsh1964 saidAfter they (usually women) say... "Really?"

    Then it's usally followed up with.... "What a waste."

    That's not usually a fun moment.

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    I just tell her to fuck off.
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    Feb 28, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
    I stare them in the eyes for a few seconds. They get it.
    " ohhhhhhh" they say. hahaha
  • handsoffire

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    Feb 28, 2011 11:09 PM GMT
    I haven't gotten the "what a waste" since college. I generally responded with a, "so you think I'm that hot? Wanna have my baby?" Depending on repsonse, the fun level varied icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 28, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    yes mary! lol
  • safety43_mma1...

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    Feb 28, 2011 11:32 PM GMT
    yes i am so lets go shopping lmao. it works good too u should try it.icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 01, 2011 12:00 AM GMT
    TakinMyTime saidFor those guys out there who find that every time they tell a girl they're gay, and the response is "Really?" What do you say afterward?
    I say "of course I am...if you don't believe me, ask your boyfriend."