How do I loosen my ass?

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    Mar 02, 2011 6:47 PM GMT
    Want to make my anus less tight. Any tips?
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    Mar 02, 2011 8:36 PM GMT
    Do this: Sit in a comfortable chair. Open your legs as wide as you can. Now bring your thighs as close to your chest as possible (as though you were doing an abdominal crunch). Then make a fist (as big a fist as you can--wear a pair of boxing gloves if available). Lubricate with crisco or some other cheap veggie or peanut oil. Make a punching motion until you're hitting that part of your anatomy. Rest for 10 minutes and repeat. That should do it.
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    Mar 02, 2011 8:37 PM GMT
    Sit on a road cone.

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    Mar 02, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
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    Mar 03, 2011 1:06 AM GMT
    Poppers
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    Mar 03, 2011 1:11 AM GMT
    incognita saidWant to make my anus less tight. Any tips?



    Ten or fifteen years from now I predict your post will be, "Want to make my anus more tight. Any tips?"
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    Mar 03, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
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    Mar 03, 2011 9:15 AM GMT
    Sensible answer - get a few dildos in a range of sizes (from small to 'armed robbery assault weapon') and practice in the comfort of your own home with plenty of lube.
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    Mar 03, 2011 9:19 AM GMT


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    You should let your hole naturally loosen... by that I mean, when you are going to fck, loosen it during foreplay.

    Don't loosen it if you aren't planning on fucking right after.
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    Mar 03, 2011 7:31 PM GMT
    hmmmm why would one want that?
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    Mar 03, 2011 8:33 PM GMT
    factitious saidhmmmm why would one want that?

    perhaps he needs to leave a trail for home and he's sick of the bread crumbs being eaten.
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    Mar 03, 2011 8:36 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    factitious saidhmmmm why would one want that?

    perhaps he needs to leave a trail for home and he's sick of the bread crumbs being eaten.


    ayay sounds plausible...