Doors that you regret opening?

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    Mar 06, 2011 6:09 AM GMT
    This is just a fun tale to tell so share your stories.

    I regret opening a door when I just realized that my boss was making out with his wife. It's funny how they jumped in a split second, LOL.

    it just got really awkward on that day.
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    Mar 06, 2011 6:26 AM GMT
    When I was like 7, i opened the door while my grandmother was changing icon_redface.gif
    Maybe that's why I turned out to be gay icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 06, 2011 6:41 AM GMT
    gta129 saidWhen I was like 7, i opened the door while my grandmother was changing icon_redface.gif
    Maybe that's why I turned out to be gay icon_confused.gif


    LOL. ur story reminded of exactly the same thing I saw. you and me both turned out to be gay. haha.

    but that kinda scarred me abit. got to look a wholesome C cup boobs just to erase that memory..well just a tad really. hahaha
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    Mar 06, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
    I once walked in on my unattractive housemate jerking off... it almost made me straight.

    The worst thing is that I didn't have to open the door, he left the thing open and it was the middle of the afternoon.
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    Mar 06, 2011 4:51 PM GMT
    Yea I've opened many doors and seen practically everything under the embarrassment sunicon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
  • starboard5

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    Mar 06, 2011 7:42 PM GMT
    Walked in on a friend who was having phone sex. He was lying on the kitchen floor with the receiver in one hand and...you get the visual. Fastest one-eighty I've ever made.
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    Mar 06, 2011 7:46 PM GMT
    walking in on my parents having sex. not a pretty sight.
  • ChicagoCarl

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    Mar 06, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
    The doors I regret opening are the ones to Steamworks or Mans Country. They are bathhouses in Chicago.

    It became too easy for me to get acquainted with anonymous sex and I continued down this path for a long period of time.

    I am glad to say that those doors are closed and that I not only feel better about that decision, but about myself.

    They were a band aid for a deeper problem that I needed to fix.
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    Mar 06, 2011 7:55 PM GMT
    so i went into the restroom at work. you know how there are stalls where the doors always appear shut but you have to check to see if its open by pushing it. i usually look down the opening to see if there are any shoes present which obviously means there is someone using it. so i found one without any shoes present. i pushed the door open and found my coworker squatting on the toilet seat taking a dump and the log was dangling. i quickly said sorry and shut the door and heard a splashing sound.

    We talked about it later since we're friends and I asked him:
    1. why the hell did you not lock the door?
    2. why the hell were you squatting on the toilet bowl.

    he said he did lock the door but its just the lock is loose and he was squatting on the bowl because there wasn't anymore toilet seat covers. i almost died laughing.
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    Mar 06, 2011 8:14 PM GMT
    Walked in on my clothed father sitting on the bathtub edge, soaping my mother's bare breasts as she bathed. Oddly she wasn't startled, in fact had this dreamy, detached look with a vague smile, and my Dad very calmly said, in his normal voice: "Your Father is helping your Mother to wash. Close the door, Robert." I think it was during a period of time when they had disabled that bathroom door's lock, to prevent me from barricading myself in there whenever I got into trouble. icon_twisted.gif

    I was something around 10, and kinda surprised because I didn't know my rather formal & reserved parents did that kind of stuff. We rarely think that about our parents, do we, especially when we're kids?

    But the tables later got turned on me, with Mom barging into my bedroom a few times in my early teens while I was beating off. She closed that door so fast I had to blink and wonder if I had imagined it. And it was never mentioned. icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 06, 2011 9:01 PM GMT
    Almost walked in on my parents. I heard what was going on and quickly forgot what I needed to tak to her about. I don't think I could have sex or masturbate for at least half the year.
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    Mar 06, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    ahh i thought this was going to be a "deep" conversation lol.
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    Mar 06, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    sublstyley saidahh i thought this was going to be a "deep" conversation lol.


    same here, i was picturing pandora having a blast.. but , no.
    real doors.

    regrets therefore? nah, i love seeing something i'm not supposed to,

    my niece ( then about 20 ) opened the door of my studio at home and found me j/o to net porn.
    we laughed our heads off over it. she's no prude, neither am i.
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    Mar 06, 2011 9:34 PM GMT
    xassantex said
    sublstyley saidahh i thought this was going to be a "deep" conversation lol.


    same here, i was picturing pandora having a blast.. but , no.
    real doors.

    regrets therefore? nah, i love seeing something i'm not supposed to,

    my niece ( then about 20 ) opened the door of my studio at home and found me j/o to net porn.
    we laughed our heads off over it. she's no prude, neither am i.


    right? :O

    umm as far as real doors..i walked into my brother J/O late at night, he jumped off the chair and into the closet to get dressed. i laughed my ass off. hahaha.