RJ Catch Phrases...

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    Mar 07, 2011 7:00 AM GMT
    So I feel like I should be one of the cool kids and develop a catch phrase. What should it be?!

    "You cruise, you lose" and "Pure homosexual - one of the real gays" are both already taken. Am I missing any others?
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    Mar 07, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    I made this one up: There's no cheatin' if there's no dickin'.
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    Mar 07, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    "A stiff dick has no conscience."
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    Mar 07, 2011 3:08 PM GMT
    Only people who stand out in a really negative way become known for such catch phrases. To achieve that dubious form of "fame" (if that is what you crave) first you need to cultivate a troll persona. icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 07, 2011 3:11 PM GMT
    And Caslon has the LOLcats.

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  • massbuildah

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    Mar 07, 2011 3:16 PM GMT
    here's mine.....


    "I won't cam, don't ask me!"


  • misternick

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    Mar 07, 2011 3:17 PM GMT
    Is it too late to call dibs on "I'd do him."?

    Grammar nuts... where does the question mark go in a case like that? Did I get it right?
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    Mar 07, 2011 3:42 PM GMT

    I'll stick with: "Pass."
  • HndsmKansan

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    Mar 07, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    I say develop one of your own and share. I do it in my personal life all the time and have since college. They get old, however and need something new.
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    Mar 07, 2011 4:46 PM GMT
    Favorites of mine:

    "Sack Up"

    "Man Up"

    "Nut Up"

    "Don't get your panties in a bunch Claudia Joy"


  • rnch

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    Mar 07, 2011 4:55 PM GMT
    a take off on the old Saturday Night Live news segment catch phrase; a line i have used here and gotten good response from:

    "sb jane, you ignorant slut....."


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    Mar 07, 2011 5:01 PM GMT
    It seems on RJ you can only say this if you are using big, red text-


    lmfao
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    Mar 07, 2011 5:07 PM GMT
    A friend of mine came up with a ridiculous expression or two to replace hit it and quit it. Enjoy!

    "straddle then skedaddle"
    "nail then bail"

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    Mar 07, 2011 5:16 PM GMT
    How about?

    you_ever_consider_lipo_trollcat.jpg


    Or..

    what_oh_it_said_i_was_fat_trollcat.jpg
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    Mar 07, 2011 5:57 PM GMT
    massbuildah saidhere's mine.....


    "I won't cam, don't ask me!"


    Dammit! that is a good one!



    misternick saidIs it too late to call dibs on "I'd do him."?


    I think that is right? But then again, I hate grammar...



    sgraessle said"straddle then skedaddle"


    Haha I like that!





    I might have forgotten one. "Pics or it didn't happen." Of course I am too new here to know who the hell started that so I can't give credit where its due.

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    Mar 07, 2011 6:18 PM GMT
    "Is the guy above you or below you __________________."

    (You fill in the blank)
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    Mar 07, 2011 6:21 PM GMT
    This is a phrase I first learned through the RJ forums (not sure who to attribute it to): [double] facepalm, but I'm sure it's been around for a long time. Used at the right moment, it can alter the course of a thread.

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    Mar 07, 2011 6:23 PM GMT
    Upper_Canadian saidOnly people who stand out in a really negative way become known for such catch phrases. To achieve that dubious form of "fame" (if that is what you crave) first you need to cultivate a troll persona. icon_wink.gif


    I just love the way people here who don't like the truth, and want to repress it because of their very own issues, fob it off as trolling, when in fact it's nothing more than original thought.
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    Mar 07, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    True_Blue_Aussie saidI just love the way people here who don't like the truth, and want to repress it because of their very own issues, fob it off as trolling, when in fact it's nothing more than original thought.


    Is that your catch phrase?
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    Mar 07, 2011 6:55 PM GMT
    KSUOWL said
    True_Blue_Aussie saidI just love the way people here who don't like the truth, and want to repress it because of their very own issues, fob it off as trolling, when in fact it's nothing more than original thought.


    Is that your catch phrase?


    No, you was to quote ones catch phrase of pure homosexual, one of the real gays in your opening. One was just replying to a post.
  • Mako_Shark

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    Mar 07, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    Not necessarily related to realjock, but when someone makes a comment and I "get it", I say

    "I'm pickin up what you're putting down" or "I'm smellin what you're stepping in"
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    Mar 07, 2011 7:07 PM GMT
    Mine's

    "If you're too lazy to put up a picture and a profile:

    1) How lazy are you in the aspects of your life that matter?

    2) Don't bother trying to interact with me, I don't have time for faceless, soulless internet shades."
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    Mar 07, 2011 7:14 PM GMT
    MMHMM!
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    Mar 07, 2011 7:20 PM GMT
    Snowlost_Rex saidMine's

    "If you're too lazy to put up a picture and a profile:

    1) How lazy are you in the aspects of your life that matter?

    2) Don't bother trying to interact with me, I don't have time for faceless, soulless internet shades."


    A bit lengthy, but I will allow it...
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    Mar 07, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    COOKEH