Recent Craigs list post.....I hope this is not the direction America is heading, but I can certainly understand his rant

  • grnranger99

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    Mar 07, 2011 8:04 PM GMT
    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/rnr/2251972523.html
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    Mar 07, 2011 8:39 PM GMT
    This rant needs to go on best of craigslist.
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    Mar 08, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    The other thing I hate is when you post shit for sale on CL. And then you get some email from a person that gives you a sob story and wants to know if you would be kind enough to "donate" your stuff to them. Fuck that. Cuz 99% of the time, they're just gonna re-sell it on CL or ebay.

    Oh here's the CL posting, in case it expires or is removed..


    I've decided to turn to a life of crime. (Fuck it. Fuck you. Fuck everybody.)
    Date: 2011-03-07, 11:10AM CST

    I was up late Friday night sorting through my fucking bills cos I couldn't sleep from thinking about them. I'm not talking about bills for SUVs, Credit Cards, and a Big House either. I'm talking about electric bill, gas bill, water bill, sewer bill, and grocery fucking bill! While i'm trying to figure out how to take care of my fucking family MSNBC is on and the show is about retail theft. They show the typical suburban teen stealing a shirt or a watch. They show some thugs stealing jewelry. BUT HERE'S THE T ON THAT! - EMPLOYEES ACCOUNT FOR 75% OF ALL RETAIL THEFT!!!!! And then these goddam stores pass all of their fucking losses on to us!!!!! Honest fucking people pay for the shit!!!! So they're stealing from us!!!! FUCK THAT!!!!

    Then they show how all of these fucking flea markets and swap meets get their fucking inventory! How the fuck you think they sell that shit so cheap?!!! They show three fucking gypsie looking bitches going up and down the medicine aisle and shoving as much fucking stuff in shopping bags as they can! I mean these fucking cunts are taking their arms and just plowing the fucking shit into the bags! Cold medicine, baby formula, vitamins, ect.!!!!! They wheel the fucking cart to the back of the store and a fucking employee lets them go into the employee area in back, they wheel the cart to the loading dock, and one of the gypsie looking bitches comes around with the car and they dump all of the shit into the trunk!!!! One of the gyspie cunts slips the employee a c note and they take off!!!! GODDAMIT!!!!! WTF!!!!!!! The investigation turns up a fucking warehouse full of shit they stole and are selling to the fucking flea markets and swap meets!!!!!! The reports said these fucking bitches were making GET THIS........FIFTY GRAND A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! So I figure, if I do this shit twice a month i'll make 5 g's which turns into SIXTY GRAND A YEAR TAX FREE!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! And don't give me that shit about going to jail if I get caught!!!!! The fucking goddam jails are full and they'll need to catch me five times before I get serious time and that'll still be at a fucking minimum security prison like Taylorville. AND when I plead I got a addiction to stealing defense i'll get some fucking therapy and back out on the fucking street!!! Hell, I just might steal your shit!!!!!! Bitch!!!! Get me a fucking ebay account and Craigslist to!!! They don't check out shit!!!!!

    So fuck all you bitches!!!!! Fuck the crooked cops! Fuck the crooked politicians! Fuck the crooked churches! Fuck the crooked goddam world!!!!

    I am officially on the dark side!!!!!! Bitches.

    * Location: Fuck it. Fuck you. Fuck everybody.
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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    Mar 08, 2011 4:45 AM GMT
    hahahahaha!
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    Mar 08, 2011 4:50 AM GMT
    Psycho...lol
  • OklahomaBreak...

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    Mar 08, 2011 4:51 AM GMT
    Awesome.
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    Mar 08, 2011 4:56 AM GMT
    Just curious: doesn't Craigslist have some kind of filter for this kind of rant? It's pretty worrisome that more and more people will think like (and act on) this with continued high rates of unemployment. According to this article, there was no correlation between crime rates and the poor economy in Las Vegas. However, as cities with budget shortfalls continue to cut down the size of law enforcement, would-be criminals on the fence may become emboldened to engage in crime.
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    Mar 08, 2011 4:57 AM GMT
    True though. America is washed up from the top down, on every level... and it also rings true around the world.
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    Mar 08, 2011 5:13 AM GMT
    He'd be better off stealing credit card information. Chances are very unlikely that you'll get caught, and you're not going to do hard time the first time or two that you get caught. You'll make FAR more money writing a simple script that some idiot will run and inadvertently send you their credit info than stealing tylenol PM.
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    Mar 08, 2011 6:31 AM GMT
    dsmith123 saidJust curious: doesn't Craigslist have some kind of filter for this kind of rant?
    [...].

    No. That's why under the "Rants and Raves" section. icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 08, 2011 6:33 AM GMT
    xrichx said
    dsmith123 saidJust curious: doesn't Craigslist have some kind of filter for this kind of rant?
    [...].

    No. That's why under the "Rants and Raves" section. icon_lol.gif


    Oh okay. Thanks for the info.
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    Mar 08, 2011 8:50 AM GMT
    I like.
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    Mar 08, 2011 9:47 AM GMT
    I think my dad posted this. He's always saying "well, they're trying to screw me, why shouldn't I screw them". By the way, my dad's idea of "screwing" people, is taking a few extra napkins at McDonald's to store in his glovebox for later.
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    Mar 08, 2011 10:23 AM GMT
    xrichx saidThe other thing I hate is when you post shit for sale on CL. And then you get some email from a person that gives you a sob story and wants to know if you would be kind enough to "donate" your stuff to them. Fuck that. Cuz 99% of the time, they're just gonna re-sell it on CL or ebay.


    Here is a hilarious example of the reverse situation, where the Craigslist seller tries to push additional items on a potential buyer. It's from the DontEvenReply.com site that has been mentioned in a few other RJ threads. The guy behind the website (John Lindsay) also wrote a companion book called Emails from an A**hole: Real People Being Stupid.

    "Suspicious Carpet Buyer
    Original ad: I need a whole roll of carpet doesnt matter what kind will pay cash i need it fast

    From Me to ***********@*************.org: Hey, Do you still need rolls of carpet? I have a deal worked out with a carpet wholesaler and can get you as many carpets as you need. Thanks, Mike

    From *********@comcast.net to Me: yeah I just need one how much do you want for it

    From Me to *********@comcast.net: I am asking $50 for the roll of carpet. It sounds like you also need some cleaning supplies. Luckily, I also sell gloves, mops, buckets, spray bottles, garbage bags, as well as disinfectants, odor removal chemicals, and enzyme solvents, in case you are interested in any of that. Mike

    From *********@comcast.net to Me: what? I dont need any of that just the rug

    From Me to *********@comcast.net: Are you sure? It sounds like you need this rug to take care of a "problem", and you might want the cleaning supplies to clean up the rest of that problem. Mike

    From *********@comcast.net to Me: my only problem is that i need this carpet and you are trying to sell me cleaning stuff

    From Me to *********@comcast.net: Look, you don't have to fool me. There is only one reason to urgently need a rug. It is pretty clear that you killed someone and need to get rid of them. I've been there, man...whether it is a friend who overdosed on drugs, or a dead hooker, it is important that you clean everything up. You can't just roll them up in a carpet and forget about them. Don't worry, I can help you. Mike

    From *********@comcast.net to Me: i didnt kill a hooker what the hell is wrong with you? i need the carpet for my apartment to replace my old stained carpet so i dont get screwed on my security deposit which is why i need it fast

    From Me to *********@comcast.net: Hey man, I'm not one to judge you. I understand that accidents happen. Maybe she didn't tell you when to stop choking her, or maybe you didn't realize that roofie you slipped in her Cosmo was actually cyanide. Either way, a dead hooker isn't the end of the world. Hookers die all the time; it comes with their line of work. The important thing is to stay calm and make sure that you clean everything up. You have a good cover story with the security deposit. You are smart to get rid of the old blood-stained carpet, but you still will need my cleaning supplies. A small blood stain on the top of the rug is usually a much larger stain underneath the rug, and you can't simply put a new rug on top of it. With my dead hooker cleanup package, it comes with everything you need to clean up the "accident" and make it look like it never happened. The entire package, including the rug, will only cost you $100. You should act soon before it is too late! Mike

    From *********@comcast.net to Me: is everyone on craigslist this crazy or is it just you? all i want is the carpet and you are being a huge pain in my ass. ill find one from someone who isnt a goddamn psycho"
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    Mar 08, 2011 10:32 AM GMT
    BWAHAHAHA... the OP one and the carpet one made my day.

    thanks guys.icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • sea_buddy

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    Mar 08, 2011 11:08 AM GMT
    That. Was. AWESOME. hahahaha... I'm going to start fake replying to ads like that (carpet one).

    The other one is less fortunate and definitely true in the chronological layout of his intentions. I think it was a joke, though, because he posted a picture of Winona Ryder. Clearly, a serious person wouldn't bring her up.
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    Mar 08, 2011 11:18 AM GMT
    If ya can't beat'em, join'em. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 08, 2011 1:05 PM GMT
    SexyN3rd saidAmerica is washed up from the top down, on every level... and it also rings true around the world.



    THAT type of attitude is depressing.
  • Hammer89

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    Mar 08, 2011 1:15 PM GMT
    That would be me if I didn't have alcohol.
  • massbuildah

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    Mar 08, 2011 1:37 PM GMT
    That's the funniest thing I've heard all week!
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    Mar 08, 2011 5:16 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    SexyN3rd saidAmerica is washed up from the top down, on every level... and it also rings true around the world.



    THAT type of attitude is depressing.


    Yeah but ignoring the financial corruption of the government, which is where the real crime in america goes on... is going to lead to a pretty heavy, depressing realization when it all starts to crumble. Recognize things the way they are with unclouded eyes, and live your life to fullest cause as our rights get taken away 1 by 1 it's really only a matter of time before we are treated as cattle.

    Do you 'really' think Rick Perry was re-elected the proper democratic way? He wants to imprison gays, cut education, and was found to have been laundering money... he got to go in for another term, and is still living in a house that's 2000$ a month on Texas dime. Everything we see in the media, in our government, on a day to day basis is a puppet show.

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    Mar 08, 2011 5:19 PM GMT
    Why do I have a feeling that this guy went to my old ghetto-ass high school? icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 10, 2011 4:27 AM GMT
    SexyN3rd said
    StudlyScrewRite said
    SexyN3rd saidAmerica is washed up from the top down, on every level... and it also rings true around the world.



    THAT type of attitude is depressing.


    Yeah but ignoring the financial corruption of the government, which is where the real crime in america goes on... is going to lead to a pretty heavy, depressing realization when it all starts to crumble. Recognize things the way they are with unclouded eyes, and live your life to fullest cause as our rights get taken away 1 by 1 it's really only a matter of time before we are treated as cattle.

    Do you 'really' think Rick Perry was re-elected the proper democratic way? He wants to imprison gays, cut education, and was found to have been laundering money... he got to go in for another term, and is still living in a house that's 2000$ a month on Texas dime. Everything we see in the media, in our government, on a day to day basis is a puppet show.



    The cost of his rental house is almost five times as much, slightly under $10,000 per month. Just like the legislators on Capitol Hill, he's making cosmetic cuts in his budget proposal instead of tackling the big money consumers.

    From the Texas Tribune: "... His own proposals were more symbolic than lucrative and trivialize the cuts that are being made elsewhere. Perry didn’t talk about what it might mean to cut almost $10 billion from public education with 80,000 new students joining that system every year. He didn’t talk about how cuts of 10 percent or more in what the state pays Medicaid providers — doctors and hospitals and such — might shake out. He talked about closing a rural affairs office that most people haven’t heard of and of cutting frills like archaeological projects and arts festivals."
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    Mar 10, 2011 4:40 AM GMT
    Quote: "Then they show how all of these fucking flea markets and swap meets get their fucking inventory! How the fuck you think they sell that shit so cheap?!!! They show three fucking gypsie looking bitches going up and down the medicine aisle and shoving as much fucking stuff in shopping bags as they can!"

    HAHA!!

    Quote: "So fuck all you bitches!!!!! Fuck the crooked cops! Fuck the crooked politicians! Fuck the crooked churches! Fuck the crooked goddam world!!!!"

    "I am officially on the dark side!!!!!! Bitches. "

    If you can't beat them, join them. I guess
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    Mar 10, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    I used to take the Metro Rail to work. It was always entertaining. There would be someone that would walk up/down the aisle, trying to pimp whatever they stole/found/acquired. They've got one of those box/trays strapped around their neck, like the ones cigarette girls used in the old days. And in the tray, there would be..

    - Chiclets, gum, candy bars
    - Small bags of chips
    - Individual travel packs of aspirin or whatever
    - Cheap toys/trinkets
    - And some would tow a little wheeled cooler behind them and sell bottled water or soda.