My gym is SO gay...

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    Mar 08, 2011 2:09 PM GMT
    OK, just a bit of fun - this has probably been done before but whatever!

    Just complete the sentence, e.g.

    "My gym is SO gay...they have lube dispensers in the showers."

    Over to you!
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    Mar 08, 2011 2:34 PM GMT
    My gym is so guy even the exercise machines have a limp.
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    Mar 08, 2011 2:57 PM GMT
    My gym is so gay there's a mirror ball in the showers.
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    Mar 08, 2011 6:54 PM GMT
    My gym is so gay you can sign up for Catfight Cardio.
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    Mar 23, 2011 9:21 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay that most members think an 'overhead squat' is another term for teabagging.
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    Mar 23, 2011 10:27 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay no one ever does snatches.
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    Mar 23, 2011 10:32 AM GMT
    My gym is SO gay there's a mobile syphilis screening in the parking lot.

    -Oh wait, that's just called Charlie's.
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    Mar 23, 2011 10:33 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay that even lesbians come to work outicon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 23, 2011 10:37 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay 'clean and jerk' is what the guys do in the shower after a workout.
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    Mar 23, 2011 10:39 AM GMT
    My gym is soooo gay, the married guys wear cock rings...icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 23, 2011 11:09 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay, it even has a Shakeweight on the dumbbell rack.
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    Mar 23, 2011 11:23 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay, it's not just sweat you have to wipe off the bench when you're done!
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    Mar 23, 2011 11:33 AM GMT
    pre_mortem saidMy gym is so gay no one ever does snatches.


    LOL - very clever!

    My gym is so gay all the 'straight" guys get paid to be there.
  • irishcream

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    Mar 23, 2011 11:56 AM GMT
    My gym is so gay they uses the Tenga Hole Lotions as hairgels.


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    Mar 23, 2011 11:59 AM GMT
    My gym sooo gay all the tvs are tuned to the logo network...smh lol
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    Mar 23, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    My gym is sooo gay the gang shower walls are covered in mirrors.

    (And BTW, my gym is gay-owned and really IS all gay!)
  • HndsmKansan

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    Mar 23, 2011 12:10 PM GMT
    My gym is sooo gay, they have pink sweat towels!

  • Timbales

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    Mar 23, 2011 12:42 PM GMT
    My gym is so gay they play Kylie Minogue.
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    Mar 23, 2011 12:46 PM GMT
    My gym is sooo gay that the overhead TV monitors only have cooking and home improvement shows.
  • turtlezap7

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    Mar 23, 2011 1:04 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidMy gym is so gay, it even has a Shakeweight on the dumbbell rack.


    this is the best one.
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    Mar 23, 2011 1:20 PM GMT
    My gym is so gay they encourage guys to work out with their tops off.

    (True btw - at least they used too)
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    Mar 23, 2011 1:27 PM GMT
    My gym is so gay... Only the so called str8 married men lurk in the sauna/steam room as if there for R/Ricon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 23, 2011 1:30 PM GMT
    pre_mortem saidMy gym is so gay they encourage guys to work out with their tops off.

    (True btw - at least they used too)


    Oh nice.

    My gym is so straight that they all wear trackie bottoms to work out in
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    Mar 23, 2011 1:32 PM GMT
    cold saidMy gym is so gay that the supplements only come as suppositories.


    LMAO!!

    My gym is so gay that the Fitballs have built-in dildos.
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    Mar 23, 2011 3:02 PM GMT
    "My gym is SO gay..."

    (Carson's audience: "HOW GAY IS IT???")

    "My gym is so gay, there are signs up that say, 'PLEASE leave your sweat on the benches.'"

    "My gym is so gay, the squat machine has a dildo attachment."

    "My gym is so gay, all the mirrors are two-way."

    "My gym is so gay, the weights on the dumbbell racks are in multiples of 69."

    "My gym is so gay, we have volunteer spotters. For leg curls."

    "My gym is so gay, the dry sauna is equipped with a popper dispenser."

    ""My gym is so gay, the gym music consists of classic American showtunes."

    "My gym is so gay, they have just two locker rooms. One for bears, one for cubs."

    /rimshot