Whats the worst sex you've ever had?

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    Mar 11, 2011 12:24 AM GMT
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    Mar 11, 2011 12:31 AM GMT
    All of it.
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    Mar 11, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
    The sex I didn't have
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    Mar 11, 2011 12:38 AM GMT
    Sex is like advertising. The only way for it to be bad is to not have it at all.
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    Mar 11, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
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    Ariodante saidAll of it.


    Maybe if you integrated it with something you enjoy...
    [SPIDER]


    I do quite enjoy harlequin diamond patterns, but I'm more stoked about immobilizing potential sex partners and putting spiders all over them <3 <3 <3
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    Mar 11, 2011 1:04 AM GMT
    I've forgotten the worst sex I ever had. It was, well, not something worth remembering.

    However, I do recall on several occasion saying, "Cover you fucking teeth before I knock them out!"
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    Mar 11, 2011 1:13 AM GMT
    The time the rubber broke with a complete stranger and 3 months later found I was HIV positive... BUT, it was also the best time considering I learned my soul is the last thing I will let ANY MAN take from me... I make the best of the worst and I know the next lifetime will make up for all the losses I took in this one.
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    Mar 11, 2011 2:46 AM GMT
    UPRYTE saidThe time the rubber broke with a complete stranger and 3 months later found I was HIV positive... BUT, it was also the best time considering I learned my soul is the last thing I will let ANY MAN take from me... I make the best of the worst and I know the next lifetime will make up for all the losses I took in this one.

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    Mar 11, 2011 6:00 AM GMT
    The guy was only out for self gratification. I went down on him and there was no reciprocation in any way. I figured him out, got dressed and walked out on his ass.
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    Mar 11, 2011 6:05 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidAll of it.

    *cough* closet hetero *cough*
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    Mar 11, 2011 6:05 AM GMT
    Having sex with my [now ex] boyfriend after just finding out he was cheating on me. I didn't know how to address the issue and just tried to 'play the part' until I figured out how to digest the situation at hand.
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    Mar 11, 2011 6:28 AM GMT
    Last night, I just wasn't into it! #KanyeShrug
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    Mar 11, 2011 6:31 AM GMT
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    Ariodante saidAll of it.

    *cough* closet hetero *cough*
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    It's bullying like this that makes nice shy gay boys like me do drastic things like become football quarterbacks and bang an endless string of big jugged cheerleaders icon_cry.gif
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    Mar 11, 2011 6:38 AM GMT
    lmao worst sex i would say was with a younger kid he came and i just put in the head then yelled stop it hurts.icon_eek.gificon_evil.gif
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    Mar 11, 2011 9:22 AM GMT
    Fucked a guy and it was extremely messy down there, extremely, and he couldn't cum or hardly maintain a hardon because he was high on Ecstasy (which I hadn't realised at the time).
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    Mar 11, 2011 9:31 AM GMT
    Pure saidFucked a guy and it was extremely messy down there, extremely, and he couldn't cum or hardly maintain a hardon because he was high on Ecstasy (which I hadn't realised at the time).



    eww about the "he was messy"... I would probably vomit if I found my bf messy down there.



    Is it weird that him and I spend half an hour showering and douching before sex? Is that too long? I know some people don't have that patience... but cleanliness comes first!

    Anyways in regards to the topic of this thread, my worst sex experience was topping a guy that smelt (even after he showered) as if he hadn't showered.

    I think a nose plug was necessary to make that pleasurable...

    But of course... I didn't say anything because hey... I was *extremely* nice back then...
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    Mar 12, 2011 6:32 AM GMT
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    neosyllogy said
    Ariodante saidAll of it.

    *cough* closet hetero *cough*
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    It's bullying like this that makes nice shy gay boys like me do drastic things like become football quarterbacks and bang an endless string of big jugged cheerleaders icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, there are worse fates (especially at this age-I mean you'd have to go pro, or something), but I think you have it backward.
    Wouldn't questioning your sexuality push you to attempt reinforce your stated identity by engaging in exaggeratedly stereotypical gay behavior. You know, like following couture shows, music, art in general, and looking after your appearance? (mind you, I'm still not sure exactly what a "couture show" is, but I'm sure I'm right nonetheless icon_razz.gif)

    Regardless, it's okay to come out of the straight closet ("dresser"? "pile of clothes on the floor"?) We'll still accept and love you. (Okay, not everyone, but still.)

    ...
    *cough*
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    Mar 12, 2011 6:36 AM GMT
    neosyllogy said
    Wouldn't questioning your sexuality push you to attempt reinforce your stated identity by engaging in exaggeratedly stereotypical gay behavior. You know, like following couture shows, music, art in general, and looking after your appearance? (mind you, I'm still not sure exactly what a "couture show" is, but I'm sure I'm right nonetheless icon_razz.gif)

    *cough*


    Like Randy Couture? icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 12, 2011 6:49 AM GMT
    neosyllogy said
    Regardless, it's okay to come out of the straight closet ("dresser"? "pile of clothes on the floor"?) We'll still accept and love you. (Okay, not everyone, but still.)

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    *cough*


    I don't want to come out of the pile of clothes on the floor icon_sad.gif I'll be forced to confront a difficult of life of nagging wives and sales at J.C. Penny. It's just easier to live a life of on trend- clothing, meticulous haircuts and not being straight fat.

    LET ME LIVE MY LIE DAMMIT
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:06 AM GMT
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    neosyllogy said
    Regardless, it's okay to come out of the straight closet ("dresser"? "pile of clothes on the floor"?) We'll still accept and love you. (Okay, not everyone, but still.)

    ...
    *cough*


    I don't want to come out of the pile of clothes on the floor icon_sad.gif I'll be forced to confront a difficult of life of nagging wives and sales at J.C. Penny. It's just easier to live a life of on trend- clothing, meticulous haircuts and not being straight fat.

    LET ME LIVE MY LIE DAMMIT



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    Mar 12, 2011 7:13 AM GMT
    I don't even want to think about it. It was more just a terrible night as a whole and the terrible sex was like piss icing on a shit cake. Somehow the guy and I both managed to get speeding tickets that night even.
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:17 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidAll of it.


    awww...I'd like the chance to remedy that.

    The worst sex I've had is with a woman. In my experience, they are soooooo much more inhibited than men.
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:17 AM GMT
    The last time with my ex.
    He cummed and ended the session just as I slid into him the first time after working him loose. Didn't cum that night and the only reason I cummed that weekend was because I masturbated in the morning.
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:23 AM GMT
    came down his throat while he was giving me head. i thought he was ready for it.. he choked and started coughing hysterically.. i thought he was going to die!
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:23 AM GMT
    With one of my last roomate. Sex lasted 2 minutes, he just laid there doing nothing and cummed, and then it was super awkward for the rest of the summer. roomie sex fail.