Things Fairy Tales have taught me....

  • masculumpedes

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    Mar 12, 2011 2:42 AM GMT
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    If a guy takes you for a picnic in the woods, take a map! (Hansel and Gretel)

    You can snag a rich husband as long as you have a fabulous wardrobe. (Cinderella)

    Always be on a first-name basis with a guy who does you a favor (Rumpelstiltskin)

    100 years worth of morning breath isn't all that bad (Sleeping Beauty)

    If you live in an ivory tower, make sure there's a fire escape (Rapunzel)

    If the man you are attracted to runs off with someone else, it's okay to follow them halfway around the world barefoot (The Snow Queen)
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    Mar 12, 2011 5:16 AM GMT
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    Thanks, appreciate the insights!!
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    Mar 12, 2011 5:20 AM GMT
    Mirrors can understand human speech and will show you what you ask them to show you (Snow White)

    If your grandma gets eaten by a wolf, talk to the wolf and he will answer you while your grandma is in his stomach (Little Red Riding Hood)


    More to come... fire alarm got pulled in my residence...
  • BeerIsYummy

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    Mar 12, 2011 5:36 AM GMT
    If a guy is abusive and treats you like shit, just wait it out because he'll come around and become the prince you've always wanted! [Beauty and the Beast]
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:07 AM GMT
    Rubbing one out will make your wishes come (Aladdin)
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:16 AM GMT
    BeerIsYummy saidIf a guy is abusive and treats you like shit, just wait it out because he'll come around and become the prince you've always wanted! [Beauty and the Beast]


    i dunno.... icon_neutral.gif lol
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:17 AM GMT
    Always tell older women they are better looking than you. (Snow White)
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:34 AM GMT
    Even those who are abused when they are young can mature into beautiful people (The Ugly Duckling)

    Interesting how two countries (USA and England) approach the sharing of gay fairy tales with children.
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    Mar 12, 2011 7:53 AM GMT
    Stop eating, fatty

    (Hansel and Gretel)
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    Mar 12, 2011 8:02 AM GMT
    jprichva saidRed Riding Hood meets the wolf in the forest.
    The wolf says, "Red Riding Hood, I'm going to eat you!"
    Red looks disgusted and replies, "Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"


    lmao
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    Mar 12, 2011 8:12 AM GMT
    dsmith123 saidEven those who are abused when they are young can mature into beautiful people (The Ugly Duckling)

    Interesting how two countries (USA and England) approach the sharing of gay fairy tales with children.


    christianity vs secularism.

    Clear which one wins...
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    Mar 12, 2011 8:18 AM GMT
    Just because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)

    Grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence , or in this case, seaweed. (Little Mermaid)
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    Mar 12, 2011 8:19 AM GMT
    There is no such thing as Prince Charming, because he's either a rapist or a
    necrophilic (Snow White nd Sleeping Beauty)

    Love can drive a foolish person to suicide, and you should be careful what you wish for. (Little Mermaid)

    If you were mean to a person before they were successful and suddenly become nice to them after their success, you might lost an eye.or two. (Cinderella)

    Fivealive saidJust because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)

    Grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence , or in this case, seaweed. (Little Mermaid)


    Sadly, the true version of the little mermaid is more romantic to me than the disney version.
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    Mar 12, 2011 8:35 AM GMT
    Fivealive saidJust because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)


    I was about to say "but they did get married" until I remembered in the original Hans Christian Andersen she dies and turns to sea foam.
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    Mar 12, 2011 9:17 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Fivealive saidJust because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)


    I was about to say "but they did get married" until I remembered in the original Hans Christian Andersen she dies and turns to sea foam.


    Well you are right up to a point....She doesn't turn into sea foam but becomes an air spirit with a chance of turning into a soul. She has make sure children do good deeds before her task is fulfilled.

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    Marrying a princess who gets sores and bruises on a single pea is sign that she has osteoporosis. (Princess and the Pea)


    If you don't want your lively hood to be taken away, do not indulge in spousal abuse. (Dayfdd and the Lady of the Lake)
  • Bunjamon

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    Mar 12, 2011 9:26 AM GMT
    Fivealive saidJust because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)

    Grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence , or in this case, seaweed. (Little Mermaid)


    I believe the song goes: "The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake..." icon_wink.gif
  • alphatop

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    Mar 12, 2011 9:32 AM GMT
    If you live with seven midgets, you are weirdo ( Snow White, obviously icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 12, 2011 9:34 AM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    Fivealive saidJust because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)

    Grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence , or in this case, seaweed. (Little Mermaid)


    I believe the song goes: "The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake..." icon_wink.gif



    You are correct icon_cool.gif
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    Fivealive saidJust because you saved a person's life doesn't mean that he/she will end up marrying you (Little Mermaid)

    Grass isn't always greener on the other side of the fence , or in this case, seaweed. (Little Mermaid)


    I believe the song goes: "The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake..." icon_wink.gif


    .. You dream about going up there, but that is a BIG mistake..
    just look at the world around you.. right here on the ocean floor... such wonderful things around you! What more are you looking for!

    *dances*
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    Mar 12, 2011 9:35 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidRubbing one out will make your wishes come (Aladdin)


    dammit then why haven't any of my wishes come true yet?
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    Mar 12, 2011 10:01 AM GMT
    Rubbing your back against a cactus is the best way to itch (Jungle Book)
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    Mar 12, 2011 2:39 PM GMT
    If.... your father, the king, is stampeded to death by wildebeests, your conspiring uncle and his hyena allies take over and turn your home into an ‘ecologically dying’ kingdom, your mother and her lady friends are held hostage hostage, and you are exilled after your uncle tries to have you killed… turn to a boar, a lemur, and a wacky baboon for help. (Lion King---yeah, I know... not a fairy tale)
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    Mar 12, 2011 2:47 PM GMT
    If you are single and desperately need a husband, just kiss a frog. (princess and the frog, d'uh)

    Bon appetit, singles.
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    Mar 12, 2011 2:52 PM GMT
    AntoNomad saidIf you live with seven midgets, you are weirdo ( Snow White, obviously icon_smile.gif


    I mean, obviously. Hahaha. Nice one.icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 12, 2011 3:44 PM GMT
    It is totally okay to drastically change your body and give up your voice for your man (The Little Mermaid)

    ALWAYS invite the evil fairy to your parties (Sleeping Beauty)

    Bestiality is okay if he's rich and lives in a big castle (Beauty and the Beast)