Mar 13, 2011 8:23 PM GMT
A gay man got a close up look at another young man's tool while visiting the local University during an open day promoting evening courses for adults.
The man straddled a workbench as he handled a young man's monkey-wrench and explored it closely during a stop-off at the wood-work class.
"I've never seen a finer young man's tool", He announced before asking if anyone had a nice driver or spanner he could fiddle with.
The man was hoping to take a part-time course in arts & crafts, but changed his mind when he discovered he actually had to pay to do that kind of stuff.