Straight Guys You Just Met That Talk About The Hunnies

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    Mar 15, 2011 3:46 AM GMT
    Straight guys act completely different when they are around each with no females around. They usually talk about sports, females, and booze. It starts out with sports and usually lead to talking about females when booze is introduced. This seems to be the pattern particularly when its a group of straight guys that just met each other.

    You meet an entirely new group of guys (presumable all straight), whether its through work, while at some new event, or maybe even at a mutual friend's party and they have no idea that you are gay. They bring up sports and you can somewhat follow along and put in your two cents. However, they eventually start talking about this hot female, that hot female and who they would like to tap. You have never met these guys along and you all seem to be getting along. You have at least 2 more hours at the event with these guys. How would you respond?

    Keep quiet? Come out of the closet? Play along? What?
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    Mar 15, 2011 3:56 AM GMT
    I love to play along. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 3:58 AM GMT
    none of the above....probably be home in bed asleep..........but i'd never play a role...again..............Keithicon_wink.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:02 AM GMT
    Play along. You can tell when a woman is obviously beautiful, so I just chip in with girls that I think are good looking without the sexual undertone. And depending on how tolerant they are (ie any gay jokes, faggot calling in the first 5 minutes), vaguely allude to my homosexuality or just down more drinks.
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
    You know Avadakedavra, if I know someone online for longer than about two months, I find it very difficult to call them by their screen name. If I do not know their real name, I just make one up.

    In my brain, your name is jellybean. I'm not even fucking with you or trying to be funny that's just what it is. icon_neutral.gif

    In the following example substitute the above name for your own (unless your name is actually jellybean) and this should solve the problem

    If you are at a bar with these guys, buy one of those little name tag shirts. In the name tag part write "Hello, my name is jellybean. and I'm gay." Then draw a vascular penis exploding with semen. The other guys will think this is funny. I know from personal experience. icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
    I usually keep quiet. Sometimes just laugh. Some of my new school friends are like that. A girl will walk by and one will say "man, she had a fine ass" and I will just laugh and maybe shake my head.

    The worst part is when you meet guys in that situation and they start talking about gay guys. Unfortunately I used to not say anything when they would say they think some guy is a "fag". Nowadays I would speak up, but haven't really met any new guys in a while that weren't gay.
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidYou know Avadakedavra, if I know someone online for longer than about two months, I find it very difficult to call them by their screen name. If I do not know their real name, I just make one up.

    In my brain, your name is jellybean. I'm not even fucking with you or trying to be funny that's just what it is. icon_neutral.gif

    In the following example substitute the above name for your own (unless your name is actually jellybean) and this should solve the problem

    If you are at a bar with these guys, buy one of those little name tag shirts. In the name tag part write "Hello, my name is jellybean. and I'm gay." Then draw a vascular penis exploding with semen. The other guys will think this is funny. I know from personal experience. icon_razz.gif



    oh god. you probably all think I'm weird now. icon_redface.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:15 AM GMT
    ^^^Talks to self. icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:18 AM GMT
    Normally, I play with these words -- ball, bitches, booze, and backdoor -- all in the same conversation. The expression in their faces are priceless and stunned.

    In most cases, specifics on the interactions of sports eludes me so I try changing the subject to something related but more of my field. So play along until I win over their trust and comfort.
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said^^^Talks to self. icon_eek.gif



    your names used to be leopold. and optimus.icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:41 AM GMT
    dekiruman said
    unfounded7 said^^^Talks to self. icon_eek.gif



    your names used to be leopold. and optimus.icon_smile.gif


    I like you for the new HomingDevice. You're like HomingDevice XP, not like that other guy who's totally HomingDevice Vista.
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:42 AM GMT
    dekiruman said
    unfounded7 said^^^Talks to self. icon_eek.gif



    your names used to be leopold. and optimus.icon_smile.gif


    Used to be? What is/are they now?
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:45 AM GMT
    It usually devolves into me trying to assert that bigger is not always better.
    Of course, I'd prolly be on the other side if we were talking about guys.
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:51 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    dekiruman said
    unfounded7 said^^^Talks to self. icon_eek.gif



    your names used to be leopold. and optimus.icon_smile.gif


    Used to be? What is/are they now?


    i know your name now so i dont need them anymore. icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 4:54 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidi know your name now so i dont need them anymore. icon_razz.gif


    Can I go back to being Optimus?
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    Mar 15, 2011 5:03 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    dekiruman saidi know your name now so i dont need them anymore. icon_razz.gif


    Can I go back to being Optimus?


    i dont see why not icon_razz.gif
  • mke_bt

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    Mar 15, 2011 5:23 AM GMT

    This is kind of gross but works for me. Start talking about how much you love to eat the vajay-jay. Most young straight guys are fearful of the pussy and it usually leaves them speechless. It helps if you tell them you're gay but in your former life you couldn't get enough of that tuna taco. Try to be as graphic as possible and then mock them for being such chicken shits when it comes to carpet munching.
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    Mar 15, 2011 5:39 AM GMT
    i just say "oh yeah shes gorgeous" which she may be, i usually find girls pretty, i wouldnt go as far as saying gross stuff though
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    Mar 15, 2011 5:46 AM GMT
    mke_bt said
    This is kind of gross but works for me. Start talking about how much you love to eat the vajay-jay. Most young straight guys are fearful of the pussy and it usually leaves them speechless. It helps if you tell them you're gay but in your former life you couldn't get enough of that tuna taco. Try to be as graphic as possible and then mock them for being such chicken shits when it comes to carpet munching.


    The young straight friends I have love eating pussy. I'm the one who says its gross when they bring it up. icon_lol.gif

    To answer the OP's question, I usually don't bring it up when I first meet guys that I assume are straight. It can turn the conversation awkward. I can judge a females beauty, but I'll usually say more polite comments like "she's pretty" or "she's attractive". But if i'm flat out asked if i'm gay or if i'm in a relationship and they ask about my relationship status, then i'll tell them I'm gay. I won't lie about it. But otherwise, i'll tell them i'm gay, if we hang out again and I think there's potential for a friendship.

    On the other hand, if i'm meeting a guy that i know is gay and he seems to be assuming that i'm straight and I don't really want to become his friend (e.g. professors [well the ones that aren't hot ;)], annoying people, etc), I won't tell him I'm gay.
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    Mar 15, 2011 6:29 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said... You have at least 2 more hours at the event with these guys. How would you respond?

    Keep quiet? Come out of the closet? Play along? What?


    Start talking about "head", and describe in exquisite detail a hot, mindnumbing blow job. Get really graphic. Toss the guys some beers while you're doing this. Get them frothing.

  • SFGeoNinja

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    Mar 15, 2011 6:40 AM GMT
    I wouldn't overdo the whole "I love to eat pussy" thing. Even if it was true at one point during your hetero life, your straight buddies are gonna pile on story after story on the "best pussy they ever tasted" as soon as you drop that line.

    Stick with hot female celebrities (that's easy) and take the conversation away from, God forbid, girls you actually know.

    I agree with the other posters, you're deluding yourself if you think you can genuinely be friends with these guys if they don't know you're gay. After you break the ice with all that pussy shit (see above), shake things up a bit and tell them about that hot threeway you had last night - just don't tell them one of them was a guy until they beg for details. You might just end up with some of the best friends of your life!
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    Mar 15, 2011 6:49 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    AvadaKedavra said... You have at least 2 more hours at the event with these guys. How would you respond?

    Keep quiet? Come out of the closet? Play along? What?


    Start talking about "head", and describe in exquisite detail a hot, mindnumbing blow job. Get really graphic. Toss the guys some beers while you're doing this. Get them frothing.



    GAMRican got it! Guys are in love with their own dicks. When you mention that you not only love your own dick but other dicks, too, you'll shut them up. Maybe you'll turn them on talking about getting/giving head, but that's ok too.
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    Mar 15, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    I would keep them drinking until they all got their inhibitions lower...and than...u know...play some str8 porn and fool aroundicon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 8:18 AM GMT
    GAMRican said
    AvadaKedavra said... You have at least 2 more hours at the event with these guys. How would you respond?

    Keep quiet? Come out of the closet? Play along? What?


    Start talking about "head", and describe in exquisite detail a hot, mindnumbing blow job. Get really graphic. Toss the guys some beers while you're doing this. Get them frothing.



    HOOOOOOOT!!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 15, 2011 8:20 AM GMT
    Grind some Viagra, mix it in their drinks. Later on, play some gay porn in the background. Watch the fireworks.
    Enjoy! icon_lol.gif