Like the 10 Gay Commandments!
I. Thou shalt have no other studs before me unless I get to f*** them too.
II. Thou shalt not make of thee a Tammy Faye image.
III. Thou shalt not take the name of Cher, thy God, in vain.
IV. Remember thy shopping days, to keep them holy.
V. Honour thy Abercrombie and thy Fitch.
VI. Thou shalt not fill thy stomach with fattening foods.
VII. Thou presently cannot commit real adultery.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal a female’s boyfriend.
IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour unless it is REALLY juicy gossip.
X. Thou shalt covet any thing that is thy neighbour’s, unless it is a Hawaiian shirt.