Best/Worst pick up lines?

  • charlieviiper...

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    Mar 21, 2011 2:34 AM GMT
    What's the best pick-up line you've used or that has been used on you?

    Worst?

    What I do is while in the middle of a conversation with a guy or girl, I point a bit above their head and go "you have uh, a little something over there." I brush my hair to mirror what's in their hair. As they attempt to fix or brush something off their head, I say "Oh wait, it's just your halo" icon_redface.gif

    it gets a smile every time hehe
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    Mar 21, 2011 3:16 AM GMT
    You're hot. Wanna come over?
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    Mar 21, 2011 3:45 AM GMT
    My rockets heading for Uranus.
  • tallguy86

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    Mar 21, 2011 4:15 AM GMT
    As an engineering geek I like "I want to be your derivative...then I can lie tangent to your curves" or the even more risque one of "I want to be your integral and fill the area under them" ;)

    Never have they been used seriously but with the right person can often break the ice as they are funny (to math/engineery geeks) that it can start a convo.

    PS: I am a total geek.
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    Mar 21, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    Can you be my fuck tonight?

    Uhm yeah no!
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    Mar 21, 2011 4:30 AM GMT
    you're so hot i forgot my pickup line!
  • charlieviiper...

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    Mar 21, 2011 4:31 AM GMT
    criduchat saidCan you be my fuck tonight?

    Uhm yeah no!


    LOL this would definitely get me in a heartbeat.
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    Mar 21, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    Had a guy walk by me and say "you got something there (pointing to his lips)" he then leaned in and kissed me icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 21, 2011 4:37 AM GMT
    Some nerdy pre-med/medical pick-up lines (in jest):

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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    Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
    ClaisCond.GIF




  • charlieviiper...

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    Mar 21, 2011 4:40 AM GMT
    hhahahaha nerdy pick up lines are my favorite.
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    Mar 21, 2011 4:49 AM GMT
    At school or work:

    "Hey, do you come here often?"
  • tenniskid1120...

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    Mar 21, 2011 5:01 AM GMT
    haha.... a funny one that always makes me laugh is when someone asks someone else, did it hurt? and they say what? when you fell from heaven you angel icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 21, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    I'm a nerd so

    "According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now."

    "I'm not being obtuse, but your acute guy."

    "I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk."

    "If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one."

    "You're more special than relativity."

    "My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino."

    "You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation"

    "If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!"

    Yes we actually sat around in class one day and came up with these! The professor added one that most of use didn't and still don't get

    "Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me"
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    Mar 21, 2011 5:18 AM GMT
    dsmith123 saidSome nerdy pre-med/medical pick-up lines (in jest):

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    439542a-f1.2.jpg
    Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
    ClaisCond.GIF






    love this. hahaha. oh molec cell and ochem.
  • matt13226

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    Mar 21, 2011 5:32 AM GMT
    you got an eyelash right there let me get it for you
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    Mar 21, 2011 5:43 AM GMT
    Simon78928 saidI'm a nerd so

    "According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now."

    "I'm not being obtuse, but your acute guy."

    "I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on a desk."

    "If I were sine squared and you were cosine squared together we'd be one."

    "You're more special than relativity."

    "My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino."

    "You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation"

    "If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!"

    Yes we actually sat around in class one day and came up with these! The professor added one that most of use didn't and still don't get

    "Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me"


    Oh you make me smile!
  • TheAlchemixt

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    Mar 21, 2011 5:56 AM GMT
    PICK UP LINE I USED THIS WEEK.

    I throw a 6' 2" (i'm 5'7") hottie that I'm dancing with really hard against the wall.

    He say's "dude you just Rammed me up against the wall."

    I say "Yeah I sure did, I wanted to make sure I treat you like the slut that you really are."

    We are "talking" now.

    LINE USED ON ME THIS WEEK.

    Guy - " Hello. I am in charge of finding the hottest guy in the club and you are that guy. I will need your address so we can send you a small check in the mail."

    ***I'm still waiting for my check icon_mad.gif!!!

    LAME PICK UP LINE.

    Hey you see my friend over there. He likes you.

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    Mar 21, 2011 6:26 AM GMT
    Believe it or not I've had some success with a smile and a "Hi" ( actually "hey " seems to work even better).
    But I have to admit that if I am attracted to the guy I usally don't really care what the line is so long as my "phycho asshole" meter doesn't go off.
    On the other hand I've had some men that I wouldn't expect to be attracted to say something funny - after that the had my full attention.
    My worst opener is anything I say while looking at my feet and stammering - insecurity/lack of confidence is death.
    At a party one night this guy said he was cold so I gave him my coat - he loved that, and even though everyone was hitting on him I'm the one who got him.
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    Mar 21, 2011 6:32 AM GMT
    dsmith123 saidSome nerdy pre-med/medical pick-up lines (in jest):

    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
    439542a-f1.2.jpg
    Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
    ClaisCond.GIF







    horrible! lol on the flip side, those terms are sooo easy and simple now. gawd, it seemed so hard at the time (still got a's in biochem, o-chem and micro). yay for never having to do that again though (:
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    Mar 21, 2011 6:42 AM GMT
    The best pick up lines to me are sweet, usually compliments. The last one I can remember was "You have a smile that could make any day better". Simple and somewhat corny, but sweet as hell.

    The worst and most recent one was "You like big black dick?"
  • USMCjock

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    Mar 22, 2011 9:41 AM GMT
    From a stock broker: I'm expecting some growth in the private sector..
  • nicelyproport...

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    Mar 22, 2011 10:04 AM GMT
    Me to drag queen:

    Thanks, but my boyfriend has me wearing a chastity belt.

    Drag queen to me:

    Not to worry, honey. I know the best locksmith in town.
  • alphatop

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    Mar 22, 2011 10:35 AM GMT
    What's your blood type?
  • stee99

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    Mar 22, 2011 10:46 PM GMT
    ''my face is leaving in 10 minutes, i'd like you to be on it''
  • Aquanerd

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    Mar 22, 2011 10:50 PM GMT
    "Hi."