Mar 22, 2011 9:07 PM GMT
I'm new here and I want to speak with any guys with muscles out there.
mystery7 saidAny Muscle Men Here To Chat?Yes.
unfounded7 saidYou're new??? But you look so familiar!
yourname2000 saidmystery7 saidAny Muscle Men Here To Chat?
No. The all just want to jerk-off in the adult chatroom.
They usually have bottle of baby oil within view and only stop their slow strokes long enough to reach out and slather some more on. Many are shaven and very well trimmed so the oil sets off every muscle and vein. As they reach up to massage their pecs, their oiled hands slide up the abs (one guy called them his "cum gutters"), the thin skin over their six packs tugs a bit, like satin sheets on a bed. You wish it was your hand getting rough with that pec and then dipping down to tweak a nipple (as he grunts in approval.) There will be some direction from him...these guys know what they want. They'll tell you when to show your ass or lift up your balls. And when it's getting close, most push their asses to the edge of the chair, and you're looking at the carved muscle on the inside of his legs and his balls are hanging down and twitching, and the tendons in his forearms are like guitar strings showing every shift in his grip on his dick as he picks up speed. From there it's just hold on, muscles tensing as he pushes is dick up into some imaginary ass and holds it there and explodes. One guy shot straight up to his ceiling and it dripped off on to his chest and he just rubbed it in like it was the oil.
Anyway, afterwards, I've always asked if they wanted to chat, but they're all "no, I gotta workout" or "no, I gotta have my mid-afternoon meal" or some other bullshit.
Us fat guys will chat, though. Hell, I'll talk your ear off!
Oh, and all that shit was just made up....call it my "ode to REBELHEART", lol. :-)
MarriedAdam saidIt's that third eye thing...
Fivealive saidMarriedAdam saidIt's that third eye thing...
creepy.....That and two nose....Do you get customized sunglasses made for ya!!!
itsivan saidYes,they do dwell on this site. ....but you have to lure them out....I still haven't discover how to though.....anyways I keep you in touch on my research.....