Slogan for your man junk!

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    Mar 22, 2011 10:37 PM GMT
    We have enough posts for people who create names for their man parts, like one-eye schlong dong and the accompanying twin turbo rocks.

    Gentlemen, put yourselves shoes of a marketing director. Your task is to create a slogan or catchphrase for your "man-product".Obviously, name your product first and then a slogan. It should be no more than ten words (in fact, shorter is probably more catchy).

    I am looking forward to some really interesting slogans from our RJ members!

    Let me start off.

    Dick. Hard as a rock, smooth as silk.


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    Mar 22, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    Penis: Suck it, bitch!
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    Mar 23, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
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    Mar 23, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
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    Mar 23, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    Happy Feet : a penis rated Y for You.
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    Mar 23, 2011 4:40 AM GMT
    "You can always count on Junior."