How to tick people off.. LOL

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    Mar 28, 2011 5:52 PM GMT
    1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
    3 Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
    4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
    5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
    6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
    7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
    8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
    9.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
    10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
    11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
    12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
    13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
    14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
    15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
    16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
    17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
    18. Honk and wave to strangers.
    19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
    20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
    21. type only in lowercase.
    22. dont use any punctuation either
    23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
    24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
    25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
    26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
    27. Ask people what gender they are.
    28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
    29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
    30. Sing along at the opera.
    31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
    32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles.
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    Mar 28, 2011 6:31 PM GMT
    #4 is both disturbing, and disgusting. icon_eek.gif LOL
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    Mar 28, 2011 7:05 PM GMT
    Bored?.... LOL

    But this was a good ... and to number 4 I would be like... icon_eek.gif WTF?!
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    Mar 28, 2011 7:16 PM GMT
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    Mar 28, 2011 7:22 PM GMT
    Bostguy27 said 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."


    LOL I'm gonna start using this one for sure icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 28, 2011 7:38 PM GMT
    --Ask your friend to tell you again how their pet died.
    --Blow your horn as soon as the light turns green.
    --Use words like moist and yeasty often especially around women.

    --Allow every man his say... then contradict it.
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    Mar 28, 2011 7:53 PM GMT
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    Mar 28, 2011 8:16 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidROFL!

    That was good. icon_lol.gif


    For you the fact that I breath is enough. icon_lol.gificon_cool.gif
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    Mar 28, 2011 8:18 PM GMT
    Bostguy27 said1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
    3 Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
    4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
    5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
    6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
    7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
    8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
    9.Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
    10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
    11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
    12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
    13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
    14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
    15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
    16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
    17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
    18. Honk and wave to strangers.
    19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
    20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
    21. type only in lowercase.
    22. dont use any punctuation either
    23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
    24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
    25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
    26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
    27. Ask people what gender they are.
    28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
    29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
    30. Sing along at the opera.
    31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
    32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles.
    33. Quote the entire OP, then add another number with useless information.
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    Mar 28, 2011 9:15 PM GMT
    Haha, I do 14 (at work) and 18 all the time! icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 28, 2011 10:28 PM GMT
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:16 PM GMT
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:22 PM GMT
    Tell an RJ member that you're not interested in him.
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:39 PM GMT
    Grow long, very long pinky nailicon_mad.gif
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:44 PM GMT
    I do 4 occasionally and I don't have a glass eye.
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:53 PM GMT
    Bostguy27 said
    3 Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."

    11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

    25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

    29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.- this is so redneck


    Hahahaha! icon_razz.gif
  • Sk8Tex

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    Mar 31, 2011 12:44 AM GMT
    I have actually done #2 on the list many times.. lol

    Every time i transfer money from my acct to my husbands I put "For Gay Sex" on the memo and get a kick out of seeing it on the statement. My bank must think i'm a slut.. icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 31, 2011 12:53 AM GMT
    haha, 16 and 23 are great! I totally wanna re-route everything right now lol