Diet Dos and Don'ts before, during and after sex?

  • phunkie

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    Jun 24, 2007 2:36 PM GMT
    hi,

    i was just wondering of what would be healthy to eat/drink before and after sex?

    is it ok to drink a lot of water during sex?

    I've heard, a warm cup of milk before sex helps alot.

    I've also heard that after sex, you shouldn't drink any liquid for like half hour. is that true?
  • phunkie

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    Jun 24, 2007 2:44 PM GMT
    sorry, thats "warm glass of milk"

    i'm paki and we drink a lot of tea...which is on my mind right now.
    now where did i put the kettle?
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    Jun 25, 2007 1:14 PM GMT
    Who drinks anything during sex?
  • mcwclewis

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    Jun 25, 2007 6:17 PM GMT
    That was my question, too.


  • kew1

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    Jun 25, 2007 6:27 PM GMT
    I've also heard that after sex, you shouldn't drink any liquid for like half hour. is that true?

    Why not?That would mean you couldn't drink after any exercise.Would be a lot of parched runners after a marathon.
  • MikeW

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    Mar 22, 2014 12:21 AM GMT
    The only drink I'd recommend before, during and after sex is Bourbon Neat:

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    Of course, I never touch the liquid stuff meself.

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  • Bunjamon

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    Mar 22, 2014 12:27 AM GMT
    1. In my mind, "paki" is an offensive word, so why not just say, "I'm from Pakistan" instead?

    2. Milk will not help you or harm you before, during, or after sex, unless you're dairy sensitive and you end up getting diarrhea, which would would the kibosh on sexual activity. Not drinking any liquid after any vigorous activity (sex included) is unwise, and there is no reason you shouldn't hydrate after you have sex. As for drinking during sex, if you're having a sex marathon you might want to drink something, but typically one doesn't drink anything during the act.

    3. Eat food that will sit well with you (i.e. not give you indigestion) and let it digest a bit before starting sex. You don't want your gag reflex to kick in and for you to lose your lunch on your date's lap.
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    Mar 22, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    Well, I've enjoyed a bottle of red wine before, during, and after. But if you're rolling around on the floor, be sure to put the glasses on something up high icon_redface.gif

    Also, isn't the definition of a really great bubble-butt "one that you can park your beer on?"
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    Mar 22, 2014 1:48 AM GMT
    you only burn up 33 calories anyways
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    Mar 22, 2014 1:49 AM GMT
    PBR
    of course
    Before, during and after.
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    Mar 22, 2014 1:56 AM GMT
    Avoid refried beans. Or any beans for that matter.

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  • UMayNeverKnow

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    Jul 01, 2016 4:21 AM GMT
    Bunjamon said1. In my mind, "paki" is an offensive word, so why not just say, "I'm from Pakistan" instead?
    ...


    Really? He's from Pakistan and chooses to refer to himself as paki and YOU'RE offended?

    Do you know how fuckin' PC retarded that sounds?

    How's that for offensive?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • UMayNeverKnow

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    Jul 01, 2016 4:25 AM GMT
    OP, you're a hottie. You could eat or drink anything you'd like in my bed.
  • Apparition

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    Jul 01, 2016 5:21 PM GMT
    you should definitely swallow after sex.
  • Jeepguy2

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    Jul 01, 2016 5:29 PM GMT
    UMayNeverKnow said
    Bunjamon said1. In my mind, "paki" is an offensive word, so why not just say, "I'm from Pakistan" instead?
    ...


    Really? He's from Pakistan and chooses to refer to himself as paki and YOU'RE offended?

    Do you know how fuckin' PC retarded that sounds?

    How's that for offensive?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Yeah really, how is someone from Pakistan calling themselves a Paki any different than someone who is from Britain calling themselves a Brit? Sadly many people here in in the states are just looking for something to be offended by icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Destinharbor

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    Jul 01, 2016 5:52 PM GMT
    UMayNeverKnow said
    Bunjamon said1. In my mind, "paki" is an offensive word, so why not just say, "I'm from Pakistan" instead?
    ...


    Really? He's from Pakistan and chooses to refer to himself as paki and YOU'RE offended?

    Do you know how fuckin' PC retarded that sounds?

    How's that for offensive?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Paki is offensive and obviously the OP didn't know. What a piece of shit you are.
    It is offensive because people in the west from Pakistan say it is offensive. Your opinion doesn't matter.
  • UMayNeverKnow

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    Jul 01, 2016 8:50 PM GMT
    The OP is Pakistani. Don't you think he would know what he finds offensive? But no you fuckin' white libtards know better.

    Put a shirt on grandpa you're making me nauseous.
  • UMayNeverKnow

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    Jul 01, 2016 9:03 PM GMT
    Jeepguy2 said
    UMayNeverKnow said
    Bunjamon said1. In my mind, "paki" is an offensive word, so why not just say, "I'm from Pakistan" instead?
    ...


    Really? He's from Pakistan and chooses to refer to himself as paki and YOU'RE offended?

    Do you know how fuckin' PC retarded that sounds?

    How's that for offensive?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Yeah really, how is someone from Pakistan calling themselves a Paki any different than someone who is from Britain calling themselves a Brit? Sadly many people here in in the states are just looking for something to be offended by icon_rolleyes.gif


    Actually, he very well have been born in England and may no more be Pakistani than I am Spanish (birth place of my ancestors). Fact is he can damn well refer to himself anyway he wants. If he referred to himself as a Paki/Brit I certainly wouldn't have the temerity to correct him.
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    Jul 01, 2016 10:53 PM GMT
    And here I thought this thread was about avoiding the refried bean platter burrito con carne delight....

    You guys are such a bunch of assholes...
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    Jul 01, 2016 11:43 PM GMT
    I always understood the following:

    1) Too much alcohol can impair a strong erection, even totally prevent it and also having a climax.
    2) Smoking also interferes with having the best possible erection.
    3) Many drugs can cause ED, both recreational ones & prescription. Psychotropic drugs are especially problematic.
    4) Eating asparagus can cause semen to taste bitter. I don't know if other food can cause this, too. Any additional foods we should avoid?
    5) Obviously some foods will affect our breath, as well as our skin scent, commonly onions & garlic.
  • nice_chap

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    Jul 05, 2016 11:48 AM GMT
    I avoid eating crisps (potato chips to you Americans) or anything jagged that might pierce my gums. If I'm going to be blowing someone, the last thing I want is to have cuts inside my mouth.
  • FRE0

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    Jul 08, 2016 12:35 AM GMT
    Jeepguy2 said
    UMayNeverKnow said
    Bunjamon said1. In my mind, "paki" is an offensive word, so why not just say, "I'm from Pakistan" instead?
    ...


    Really? He's from Pakistan and chooses to refer to himself as paki and YOU'RE offended?

    Do you know how fuckin' PC retarded that sounds?

    How's that for offensive?icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif


    Yeah really, how is someone from Pakistan calling themselves a Paki any different than someone who is from Britain calling themselves a Brit? Sadly many people here in in the states are just looking for something to be offended by icon_rolleyes.gif


    I thought that the British called themselves Limeys.
  • FRE0

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    Jul 08, 2016 12:37 AM GMT
    UMayNeverKnow saidThe OP is Pakistani. Don't you think he would know what he finds offensive? But no you fuckin' white libtards know better.

    Put a shirt on grandpa you're making me nauseous.


    You're just jealous because he has better pecs than you have and, unlike you, he doesn't need to hide them.
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    Jul 10, 2016 2:55 PM GMT
    I've been advised to eat lots of pineapple, but am in need of subjects to test the theory behind it.