How A Boyfriend Is Like Underwear

  • masculumpedes

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    Mar 29, 2011 7:15 AM GMT
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    If your favorite pair has suddenly fallen apart on you, it is hard to motivate yourself to find a new one.

    Friends urge you to go out and get new ones—sometimes offering to accompany you.

    Sometimes friends take an interest in them and "borrow" them but never give them back.

    Some are the perfect fit that you want to show off.

    Some are the really cheap ones.

    Some are the childish ones that are fun at first but get old after awhile.

    Some just don't fit right and make you uncomfortable all night long.

    Sometimes you just get tired of seeing the same one wrapped around you all the time.

    Sometimes you just grow out of them and realize that it is time to move on to bigger and better things.


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    Mar 29, 2011 7:55 AM GMT
    Sometimes they crush your balls when all you wanted was a little support.

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    Mar 29, 2011 7:56 AM GMT
    Sometimes they are too tight and you've got to break them in icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 29, 2011 7:59 AM GMT
    Sometimes you throw a red cap in the wash with them and they come out pink.

    ...wait lemme rethink that one icon_neutral.gif
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    Mar 29, 2011 8:01 AM GMT
    If you don't take care of them and make sure they get cleaned up periodically,, people will assume you are a stank ass bitch who doesn't wash yourself.
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    Mar 29, 2011 8:02 AM GMT
    Sometimes you don't realize they're full of shit.

    Gross but true if you don't take care of business properly people!
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    Mar 29, 2011 8:03 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidSometimes you don't realize they're full of shit.

    Gross but true if you don't take care of business properly people!


    ah you totally beat me to that. I was gonna talk about poo too.
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    Mar 29, 2011 11:22 AM GMT
    They come in many different sizes, shapes and colors
  • gallus81

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    Mar 29, 2011 11:32 AM GMT
    it's possible to wear two pairs at a time ... or three ... or four ...
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    Sometimes you feel like going commando and you take them off thinking the freedom would be liberating, then you realize that going commando isn't really that exciting so you put them back on again and it hits you that you should have never taken them off in the first place.
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:21 PM GMT
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:24 PM GMT
    You can change them every day or not icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:27 PM GMT
    Maybe they have something in common with

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    Mar 29, 2011 12:29 PM GMT
    If a boyfriend is like underwear, then my life makes sense. ;)

    I freeball whenever I can. I don't like wearing underwear.
  • Timbales

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    Mar 29, 2011 12:36 PM GMT
    some have cum stains that you can't get out, no matter how hard you scrub
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    Mar 29, 2011 12:39 PM GMT
    Timbales saidsome have cum stains that you can't get out, no matter how hard you scrub


    LOL
  • Aus92

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    Mar 29, 2011 12:57 PM GMT
    as soon as the holes get too big you go and get a new one
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    Mar 29, 2011 1:14 PM GMT
    I don't like the kind that are too restrictive -- I prefer to feel loose & free.

    I also require them to be freshly washed. I put nothing next to my bare skin, and especially my intimate parts, that's dirty & smelly.
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    Mar 29, 2011 1:18 PM GMT
    It is a must to have a good pair that makes you feel sexy!
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    Mar 29, 2011 1:20 PM GMT
    sometimes i am hard when i am in them.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Mar 29, 2011 1:23 PM GMT
    Sexy when they are wet.
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    Mar 29, 2011 1:25 PM GMT
    As soon as they start looking saggy they need to be replaced.
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    Mar 29, 2011 1:36 PM GMT
    Sometimes they are just perfect
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    Mar 29, 2011 2:12 PM GMT
    Underwear like boyfriend(s) can be brief(s).
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    Mar 29, 2011 2:52 PM GMT
    Sometimes it's nice to find them on top!