A poor man's attempt for internet fame.

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    Mar 29, 2011 8:24 PM GMT
    Dear Diary,
    I have failed, yet again, at gaining a cult following.
    My first attempt was with a thread entitled "monogamy and SEX-" I felt that the capitalization of the word "sex" would entice more users to click the thread- but NO! Apparently RealJock isn't filled with a bunch of immature, stereotypical slut-bags with questionable morals just looking for their next conquest- no- no- It's such a pity. It truly is.
    When did all these decorous homosexuals take over RJ?

    When did monogamy become socially acceptable in the 'gay-community?'

    My second attempt was just as big a flop. I figured that a 'group activity' thread would be a hit! A smash! So simple- so engaging- so etcetera- Ugh- how pitiful I must have seemed. I even plucked- I plucked away for their amusement. Maybe others couldn't bear the pain... maybe others didn't want to measure themselves "down there" and realize their shortcomings... yet again. A blow to the ego! That must be why! Oh how I should have know better! Stupid.

    Try again, I must.

    Try again, I did.

    My current attempt is with a "Vote for *insert randomly chosen name here*" thread. Those are usually fairly lively. At least they're filled with the endless flaming of the 'OP.' ...but no! I had to take it up another notch and nominated a fiendish individual. (I actually couldn't even bring myself to vote for him) The repulsion! I puked. Oh how I puked! I should have know better. People wouldn't want to click on a thread with such a vile name in the title. Idiot.

    -a1ex

    I will try again! I will.
  • masculumpedes

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    Mar 29, 2011 8:55 PM GMT
    Awwww.....you sure are handsome. icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 29, 2011 8:56 PM GMT
    It was cloudy, windy, and kinda cold at the beach earlier...and there were no hot guys...so I came back home.
    Oh well, I'm getting laid tonight anyway so I really don't give a fuck.
    What was this thread about again?
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    Mar 30, 2011 1:27 AM GMT
    "Underwear" ... that's the word that brings 'em clicking on a thread. Dont believe me? Try it.
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    Mar 30, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    *yawn* icon_rolleyes.gif
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Mar 30, 2011 1:35 AM GMT
    What is he waffling about?
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    Mar 30, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
    I can't figure out the formula myself. I've only created a few threads and they've garnered few views. I even got 0 replies with a thread titled "Are the men who post the most about sex the lousiest in bed?" I've seen more action on threads with titles about the first time people saw moldy food.



  • TrentGrad

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    Mar 30, 2011 3:39 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidIt was cloudy, windy, and kinda cold at the beach earlier...and there were no hot guys...so I came back home.
    Oh well, I'm getting laid tonight anyway so I really don't give a fuck.
    What was this thread about again?


    Looking as good as you do, you should be getting laid every night...except for those rare occasions when you don't feel like it. icon_smile.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Mar 30, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
    Caslon18000 said"Underwear" ... that's the word that brings 'em clicking on a thread. Dont believe me? Try it.


    "Underwear" ?......Really ? icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 30, 2011 6:47 PM GMT
    Dear Diary,
    My most recent thread was a huge hit! Well not huge... but good enough to garner some attention. A whole 99 views. I even got my first 'hate' 'stupid' 'worst thread ever' comments- maybe I can become the Rebecca Black of RJ. Hmm... but 'cute' doesn't seem to do it in this community- guess I have to spice things up.

    With love,

    -a1ex
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    Mar 30, 2011 7:16 PM GMT
    ummmm.....it's been awhile since kool aid was tried.
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    Mar 31, 2011 5:54 AM GMT
    Dear Diary,
    I AM SO FUCKING PISSED!!!! RJ is going to try harder than that if he's going to try to silence me! I just knew my Jake Cruise thread would have been an instant success! I mean it had already obtained 15 views in the first 12 hours! 15 views RJ! 15 fuckin' views! That's like- only 65 million less views than what's her name- we were like practically neck-and-neck! Stupid cunt.
    Any-who I better stop trying for a bit... or else I'll be at risk of overexposure- but I highly doubt that I'll be 'accidentally' showing my pussy when stepping out of car any time soon.

    With I-don't-know-what,

    -a1ex
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    Mar 31, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    My thread today got like 2400 views.
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    Mar 31, 2011 6:01 AM GMT
    your profile is horrible
    my ears hurt
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    Mar 31, 2011 6:18 AM GMT
    icon_lol.gif That was hilarious... you made my day ! Keep writing that funny shit!
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    Mar 31, 2011 6:19 AM GMT
    FearTheFall saidMy thread today got like 2400 views.


    fearthefalll, you iz such a show off ;)
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    Mar 31, 2011 6:50 AM GMT
    My gift to you.

    Make a thread entititled.


    Is marraige really that important.


    Talk about how a lot of guys arent interested in a long term relationship and all that good stuff. then ask what percent of guys would get married etc. It will be a hit i promise.