Do You Ever Answer the Door Naked?

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    Apr 01, 2011 7:20 PM GMT
    I was staying at a hotel where I had ordered room service the night before. When the waiter arrived I was in the shower. I wrapped a towel around myself and answered the door. A hot young guy had brought my breakfast. While we were transacting our business, the towel conveniently dropped to the floor.

    Later in the day I received a phone call and a young man asked me if I would wrestle him naked. I said, "Sure." He responded with, "Really?" I repeated my response and he then told me who he was - the guy who delivered my breakfast. He had gone home but asked if he could visit me the next morning.

    Next morning he got a passkey and let himself into my room while I was still sleeping. I was awakened to someone climbing in my bed totally naked. It was the same guy. It was a great wake-up call!
  • swedeinusa

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    Apr 01, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    This story makes me dubious. icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 01, 2011 7:30 PM GMT
    swedeinmiami saidThis story makes me dubious. icon_neutral.gif


    Because it's a snippet of bad porn fiction
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    Apr 01, 2011 7:35 PM GMT
    I always answer the door naked.

    Under my clothes.
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    Apr 01, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
    Also I don't know what's more preposterous, the idea of the room service guy risking criminal prosecution and a whopping lawsuit against him and the hotel by basically committing sexual assault, or the OP expecting us to believe the delivery boy would camp outside the room waiting for him to finish his shower when standard delivery protocol for room service is to let yourself in and leave the tray if the door isn't immediately answered.
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    Apr 01, 2011 7:51 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidAlso I don't know what's more preposterous, the idea of the room service guy risking criminal prosecution and a whopping lawsuit against him and the hotel by basically committing sexual assault, or the OP expecting us to believe the delivery boy would camp outside the room waiting for him to finish his shower when standard delivery protocol for room service is to let yourself in and leave the tray if the door isn't immediately answered.

    Well you sir are too much of a realist in this situation.
    It's quite obvious he was risking lewd conduct on any and all accounts.
    Sexy lewd conduct possibly leading to fellatio, a man with a camera, some lights, 69 to rimming, then Doggie, missionary and ultimately cumshot in the new book, "Room Service".
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    Apr 01, 2011 8:11 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    Ariodante saidAlso I don't know what's more preposterous, the idea of the room service guy risking criminal prosecution and a whopping lawsuit against him and the hotel by basically committing sexual assault, or the OP expecting us to believe the delivery boy would camp outside the room waiting for him to finish his shower when standard delivery protocol for room service is to let yourself in and leave the tray if the door isn't immediately answered.

    Well you sir are too much of a realist in this situation.
    It's quite obvious he was risking lewd conduct on any and all accounts.
    Sexy lewd conduct possibly leading to fellatio, a man with a camera, some lights, 69 to rimming, then Doggie, missionary and ultimately cumshot in the new book, "Room Service".


    I just want my damn continental breakfast dagnabbit!
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    Apr 01, 2011 8:12 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    TrevorMark said
    Ariodante saidAlso I don't know what's more preposterous, the idea of the room service guy risking criminal prosecution and a whopping lawsuit against him and the hotel by basically committing sexual assault, or the OP expecting us to believe the delivery boy would camp outside the room waiting for him to finish his shower when standard delivery protocol for room service is to let yourself in and leave the tray if the door isn't immediately answered.

    Well you sir are too much of a realist in this situation.
    It's quite obvious he was risking lewd conduct on any and all accounts.
    Sexy lewd conduct possibly leading to fellatio, a man with a camera, some lights, 69 to rimming, then Doggie, missionary and ultimately cumshot in the new book, "Room Service".


    I just want my damn continental breakfast dagnabbit!

    That's "cream" cheese in that muffin.
    You still want it?
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    Apr 01, 2011 8:50 PM GMT
    I did once have a waiter track me down and bring my breakfast to the edge of the pool, while I was swimming laps in my speedo. He poured the coffee as I got to the end of the lane. Ah, I could get used to that. (Didn't have anything on me for a tip, tho.)

    Cue porn music... but alas, no.

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    Apr 01, 2011 9:56 PM GMT
    mindgarden said...I was swimming laps in my speedo.

    (Didn't have anything on me for a tip, tho.)

    Oh, sure you did, it just wasn't the place to give it to him. icon_wink.gif

    I only had one such experience in my life, on a trip to Minneapolis, a surprisingly gay-friendly city despite the Republican anti-gay sentiments in the less populated surrounding parts of Minnesota, especially the nearby Anoka area.

    I had just settled into my hotel room for the night, after returning from a gay club (the Saloon), when I found the TV remote stopped working, I presumed batteries. I phoned the desk and they said they'd send somebody up with a new unit. I was naked as I usually am in bed, so I slipped on a light silk travel robe I had.

    A few minutes later there was a knock, and opening the door found a pleasant 30-something guy wearing a hotel blazer, whom I took to be desk staff. The new remote he brought worked fine and he took the old unit. I thanked him for his trouble and tipped him, and repeated my appreciation for the prompt response, hoping it wasn't too inconvenient at that hour.

    Oh, no, sir, he said, he was just getting off his shift in a few minutes, so he was available, glad to be of assistance, etc. Sensing something in him, I told him how much the TV helped me to sleep, all tense after a day's drive, I just wish I could have a drink, too, but I knew room service was closed, and I didn't want to dress for the downstairs bar.

    Well, sir, I might be able to do something about that, unofficially, of course, when I'm off the clock. You really wouldn't mind, I asked? Oh, no, my pleasure, if you don't mind waiting about half an hour. Not at all, and I'll pay you cash for the bottle, of course, not a room charge. The deal was set.

    Sure enough he returned in 30 minutes, this time in jeans, shirt and winter coat, with a brown bag of the scotch and soda I said I preferred if he could. I then invited him to join me for drinks and to watch TV if he wanted, I'd enjoy the company. He quickly agreed.

    I won't go into the intimate details, but we did work our way into bed, and had a very nice time. I honestly couldn't stay awake all night, with a busy day ahead, but he understood and left after a few hours. The usual "the next time you're in town" parting but we never did meet again, mainly because that was my last solo trip to Minneapolis for the next 6 years, afterwards always with a BF or partner. But that was kinda fun, and I love validating my very good gaydar. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    April 1? icon_smile.gif

    But yes, I travel 4 days a week for work, and many times I've been naked upon hearing a knock on my door, so a towel it is.

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    Apr 02, 2011 2:33 AM GMT
    Hell yes,,,,been arrested 18 times for it..........................................icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 2:38 AM GMT
    nope.
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    Apr 02, 2011 3:23 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said Sensing something in him, I told him how much the TV helped me to sleep, all tense after a day's drive, I just wish I could have a drink, too, but I knew room service was closed, and I didn't want to dress for the downstairs bar.

    Well, sir, I might be able to do something about that, unofficially, of course, when I'm off the clock. You really wouldn't mind, I asked? Oh, no, my pleasure, if you don't mind waiting about half an hour. Not at all, and I'll pay you cash for the bottle, of course, not a room charge. The deal was set.

    Sure enough he returned in 30 minutes, this time in jeans, shirt and winter coat, with a brown bag of the scotch and soda I said I preferred if he could. I then invited him to join me for drinks and to watch TV if he wanted, I'd enjoy the company. He quickly agreed.




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    Apr 02, 2011 6:50 PM GMT
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    Lol this is a picture of me 5 year ago
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    Ahhh fantasies are such beautiful things!
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    hell yeah.. especially when it's the Jehovah's witnesses
  • mybud

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    Apr 02, 2011 6:52 PM GMT
    Nahhh...I never answered the door naked but my cock has been known to ring many a door bell....
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:04 PM GMT

    www.dickflash.com

    800,000,000 variations of this same exact story - gay and straight.

    Each one a bit more tedious and preposterous then the last.

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    Apr 02, 2011 7:05 PM GMT
    I've answered my room door in my towel...But never the front door...What am I desperate....icon_rolleyes.gif
  • rnch

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    Apr 02, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    in the earlier days of our romance, when we thought we were just "friends with benefits) the bf and i would (after a careful scan thru the peephole, verifying that it was him on the other side) often answer the door wearning only a smile an a boner.

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  • mybud

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    Apr 02, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidI've answered my room door in my towel...But never the front door...What am I desperate....icon_rolleyes.gif


    readin this....BONER ACHIEVED
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:10 PM GMT
    Never naked - that's just tacky....but i do make it a point to answer the door in my rhinestone-studded briefs on Saturdays when the Jehovah's Witnesses come around (with my "Big Fag" coffee mug in hand).
  • stee99

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    Apr 02, 2011 7:13 PM GMT
    does getting caught naked in the kitchen by straight middle aged female neighbour coming up the driveway past the window count?
    guess that'll teach me to be casual and tell everyone to come to the back door.
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:13 PM GMT
    If somebody is coming to my door that I don't know and I wasn't expecting anyone, it usually means they have merchandise or religion to sell and so most of the time I don't answer clothed or unclothed.