Simply give the person above a new screename. This is meant to be fun and hilarious so let's just let loose on this one and you can be as creative, sensitive, sexual, funny, or as weird as you want. Keep it if you like it.
Art_Deco saidCRISCOFRISCO -- "You mean it's for cooking, too???"
Well considering your service to your country and your love of theatre, I'm going with:
I know you were a Colonel, but I don't care...I just promoted you.
Awww... and I love Gilbert and Sullivan! Thanks!
And for you, I might go with BurnabyCanadian. Let this rewrite of the final lines from the Major-General patter song from The Pirates of Penzance explain why (please consult the original for a comparison, but I deliberately picked these slow lines, beginning at 2:45, which are about all a modern American ear can make out):
In fact, when I know what is meant by Casalon and meninlove When I can tell at sight a southbeach post for what it lacks thereof When such affairs as parties and surprises I'm more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by sharing Marriott
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern funnery, When I know more of mischief than a novice in a nunnery, In short, when I've a smattering of elemental trickery You'll say a better Burnaby has never joked like me
For my clever online knowledge, though I'm witty and so proud of me Has only been updated since the start of this last century. But still, in matters ordinary, politics, Rotarian I am the very model of a Burnaby Canadian
ATX611 saidWhy live a life of "what ifs" man, if something needs to be done or said, the do or say it. I'll give you lackimus balls
BeingTactful has nothing to do with living a life of "what ifs". Life is about how you deal with situations, weighing all the variables, and acting in a way that keeps you on top.There is a time for truth, and a time for restraint. Going for the jugular of every situation makes you nothing more than a good guard dog.
yourname2000 saidWow! Thank you! You really spent some time on that one, lol. Good work!
I think I'm gonna copy all of that into my email for safekeeping
I'm so flattered! A handsome man wrote me poetry! *swoons, bats eyelids*
Not to burst your bubble, but anyone who reads me here knows I can spin out silly lyrics or poetry in mere minutes -- I think this one took me barely 20. We had a Limerick thing here some years ago that was fun to do, I did a dozen. And then a guy mentioned his love of cheese in a thread, so I wrote him a bunch of cheese ballads in short order. And so it goes, I love playing with words.
But still, glad you were pleased, my delight if I entertained you.