Give the guy above a funny new screename

  • FriscoJansen

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    Apr 01, 2011 11:09 PM GMT
    icon_smile.gifSimply give the person above a new screename. This is meant to be fun and hilarious so let's just let loose on this one and you can be as creative, sensitive, sexual, funny, or as weird as you want. Keep it if you like it.

    Ex: swampwhore88...chickenHEADpro...PEE_SHYjicon_razz.gif ANYTHING!

    Edit: those that name me. I will keep the new screename for the rest of the day.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 01, 2011 11:16 PM GMT
    CRISCOFRISCO -- "You mean it's for cooking, too???" icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 4:53 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Art_Deco saidCRISCOFRISCO -- "You mean it's for cooking, too???" icon_eek.gif

    Well considering your service to your country and your love of theatre, I'm going with:

    ModernMajorGeneral

    I know you were a Colonel, but I don't care...I just promoted you. icon_wink.gif

    Awww... and I love Gilbert and Sullivan! Thanks!

    And for you, I might go with BurnabyCanadian. Let this rewrite of the final lines from the Major-General patter song from The Pirates of Penzance explain why (please consult the original for a comparison, but I deliberately picked these slow lines, beginning at 2:45, which are about all a modern American ear can make out):

    In fact, when I know what is meant by Casalon and meninlove
    When I can tell at sight a southbeach post for what it lacks thereof
    When such affairs as parties and surprises I'm more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by sharing Marriott

    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern funnery,
    When I know more of mischief than a novice in a nunnery,
    In short, when I've a smattering of elemental trickery
    You'll say a better Burnaby has never joked like me

    For my clever online knowledge, though I'm witty and so proud of me
    Has only been updated since the start of this last century.
    But still, in matters ordinary, politics, Rotarian
    I am the very model of a Burnaby Canadian


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    Apr 02, 2011 4:55 AM GMT
    TheOne&Only for yourname2000

    because he's that awesome. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    Oh... so many names for Tony >icon_biggrin.gif

    TheCatchNextDoor
    BiggerinTX

    best of all.. my friend
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:52 AM GMT
    adam sandler light
    adam sandler jr
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:06 AM GMT
    makesmeboned
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:25 AM GMT
    Flexible Paul
  • blitsseun

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    Apr 02, 2011 7:49 AM GMT
    HeadlessHorsehungman...

    Sorry, first thing that came to mind when I saw you profile pic and then read that you liked horse riding so just had to use it.
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:52 AM GMT
    DoThePoolBoy (*thinks.....sighs...drools)
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:54 AM GMT
    AntoNomad said
    blitsseun saidHeadlessHorsehungman...

    Sorry, first thing that came to mind when I saw you profile pic and then read that you liked horse riding so just had to use it.



    Aquadude


    Lol we posted at the same time... So....
    I will go for...

    2xStud!
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    Apr 02, 2011 7:55 AM GMT
    JohnnyBam said
    AntoNomad said
    blitsseun saidHeadlessHorsehungman...

    Sorry, first thing that came to mind when I saw you profile pic and then read that you liked horse riding so just had to use it.



    Aquadude


    Lol we posted at the same time... So....
    I will go for...

    2xStud!



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    Apr 02, 2011 8:00 AM GMT
    blitsseun saidHeadlessHorsehungman...

    Sorry, first thing that came to mind when I saw you profile pic and then read that you liked horse riding so just had to use it.


    ..lol...but if you had opened my profile...voila - there is the missing head for all to see - have another go...
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    Apr 02, 2011 8:07 AM GMT
    SeriousMaximus
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    Apr 02, 2011 8:15 AM GMT
    TACTimus LACKimus, (cause you tell people the truth even if it causes them hell)icon_cool.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 8:18 AM GMT
    Why live a life of "what ifs" man, if something needs to be done or said, the do or say it. I'll give you lackimus balls
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    Apr 02, 2011 8:36 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidMohammed the Great


    icon_eek.gif *speechless* ... I think I am in love. icon_redface.gif

    yourname2000Thanks M! You're pretty awesome yourself.


    no probs! icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 8:51 AM GMT
    ATX611 saidWhy live a life of "what ifs" man, if something needs to be done or said, the do or say it. I'll give you lackimus balls


    BeingTactful has nothing to do with living a life of "what ifs". Life is about how you deal with situations, weighing all the variables, and acting in a way that keeps you on top.There is a time for truth, and a time for restraint. Going for the jugular of every situation makes you nothing more than a good guard dog.

    Peace out Scooby!icon_cool.gif

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    Apr 02, 2011 9:50 AM GMT
    GenuineChemGuy - nice genuine guy, upfront and honest, studying Chem (has brains) and the guy bit just makes it flow icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:54 AM GMT
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  • FriscoJansen

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    Apr 02, 2011 9:06 PM GMT
    goldenblow23
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:07 PM GMT
    Bootylicious28icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:26 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidWow! Thank you! You really spent some time on that one, lol. Good work!

    I think I'm gonna copy all of that into my email for safekeeping icon_wink.gif

    I'm so flattered! A handsome man wrote me poetry! *swoons, bats eyelids* icon_lol.gif

    Not to burst your bubble, but anyone who reads me here knows I can spin out silly lyrics or poetry in mere minutes -- I think this one took me barely 20. We had a Limerick thing here some years ago that was fun to do, I did a dozen. And then a guy mentioned his love of cheese in a thread, so I wrote him a bunch of cheese ballads in short order. And so it goes, I love playing with words.

    But still, glad you were pleased, my delight if I entertained you. icon_biggrin.gif
  • mybud

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    Apr 02, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
    I'm goin with...NEEDLE BUTT
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
    Viagra GUY! icon_smile.gif