Masturbation calms restless leg syndrome, relieves hay fever, & protects you from prostate cancer

  • metta

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    Apr 02, 2011 2:00 AM GMT
    Masturbation calms restless leg syndrome, relieves hay fever, & protects you from prostate cancer

    Masturbation calms restless leg syndrome

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20323-masturbation-calms-restless-leg-syndrome.html


    Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16872-masturbation-could-bring-hay-fever-relief-for-men.html

    Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer
    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3942-masturbating-may-protect-against-prostate-cancer.html


    So you know what you have to do more of now...right....
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Apr 02, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    Well, this sure is good to know icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 2:27 AM GMT
    The article says: "Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men"

    No wonder I never sneeze
  • mybud

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    Apr 02, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
    It also softens the hands......
  • eddieross69

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    Apr 02, 2011 3:57 AM GMT
    It's a natural alternative to Ambien.
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    Apr 02, 2011 3:59 AM GMT
    I do it cause its fun....icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 4:01 AM GMT
    Guess who doesn't have prostate cancer, restless legs or hay fever? This guy! (said pointing to myself with only one hand)
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    Apr 02, 2011 4:03 AM GMT
    What is the recommended daily dosage?
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:23 AM GMT
    metta8 saidMasturbation calms restless leg syndrome...

    Well I know it does calm restless hand syndrome. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:24 AM GMT
    Can I get this in pill form? If my body could jack off by itself without the use of my hands I would get SO much more done during the day.
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:09 PM GMT
    Lol. As if we need an incentive to masturbate.
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:15 PM GMT
    Yes, yes and yes. It has a lot of health benefits.

    It can also lower blood pressure and makes you feel good for hours after due to the endorphin release. Some researches even think doing it at least 3 times a week in your 20's -30's can increase your life span by a couple of years.

    There's a reason why your body goes on autopilot if you don't do it for a while.icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:18 PM GMT
    also relieves all the tension in your neck and back muscles when a massage therapist isnt around... trust me.

    (now anyone want to give me a massage?)
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:27 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidCan I get this in pill form? If my body could jack off by itself without the use of my hands I would get SO much more done during the day.


    Who says that's the target muscle to exercise? For all we know it's the arm exercise that gives those benefits, in which case you need a pill for arm exercises. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:13 PM GMT
    Ehanson saidThere's a reason why your body goes on autopilot if you don't do it for a while.icon_wink.gif

    Now that's a relief. All these years I thought the tooth FAIRY took advantage of me.


    Does the pill form also have nasty side-effects, like causing blindness or hairy palms?
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:15 PM GMT
    Wow ... never thought that could be ... most ppl here ... saying .. it gives bad effect on body :/
  • Hokenshi

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    Apr 02, 2011 9:17 PM GMT
    it does nothing for my restless leg, but i don't have hay fever so I'll keep at it.
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:22 PM GMT
    And I was brought up to believe that it caused a decline in muscle strength, increased tiredness and lethargy, slows down your thinking, prompts forgetfulness and eventually end up in a lunatic asylum or an early death by consumption.
    It took me many years to overcome this way of believing.
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    NotThatOld saidAnd I was brought up to believe that it caused a decline in muscle strength, increased tiredness and lethargy, slows down your thinking, prompts forgetfulness and eventually end up in a lunatic asylum or an early death by consumption.
    It took me many years to overcome this way of believing.



    Same here lol!
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:42 PM GMT
    mybud saidIt also softens the hands......



    AGREE! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:43 PM GMT
    q1w2e3 said
    Ariodante saidCan I get this in pill form? If my body could jack off by itself without the use of my hands I would get SO much more done during the day.


    Who says that's the target muscle to exercise? For all we know it's the arm exercise that gives those benefits, in which case you need a pill for arm exercises. icon_lol.gif


    I still say we push for a pill you can take and feel like you're getting a handy J while you throw your arms behind your head. GET TO IT PFIZER!!
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:44 PM GMT
    BRB...

    ;)
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:49 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidI still say we push for a pill you can take and feel like you're getting a handy J while you throw your arms behind your head. GET TO IT PFIZER!!

    Not from the drug companies, then it would be super expensive and you'd need a prescription (and it'll be full of chemicals with unknown side effects).

    Push Lindt to research this (the only side effect might then be empty calories).
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:50 PM GMT
    Several female nurses in and out of my family have made this claim in my hearing, particularly about the prostate. SO HIT IT BOYS !!!!
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    Apr 02, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    As if I needed an incentive other than being single...