I finally slept with my straight best friend!

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    Apr 02, 2011 4:44 AM GMT
    And here's how I did it:










    Rape.






    You're welcome.
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    Apr 02, 2011 4:46 AM GMT
    I always start a good rape with...


    "Wanna play rape?"

    Usually the answer is a giggle or a stern, "Uhm. No."

    And then I respond with, "That's the spirit!"
    After that I yell, "SURPRISE BUTTSECHS!"
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:00 AM GMT



    Now I tell you what. I like ya. And I want ya.

    Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.

    The choice is yours.
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:16 AM GMT
    I like this thread.

    It's poignant and pertinent to thousands of other RealJock threads.
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:26 AM GMT
    yourname2000 saidWhat works for me is to get them drunk and then do the whole Morpheus monologue from the Matrix....

    Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

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    I'll tell you a secret: it doesn't matter which pill they choose...they're both Roofies.


    THIS!
    hehe... I love the matrix.
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:40 AM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2011 5:44 AM GMT
    Quote from Jiz

    Can I rape you....No....Perfect....



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    Apr 02, 2011 5:54 AM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:03 AM GMT
    It's been acceptable in the sports world for awhile now.
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    Apr 02, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    Go on take a peek

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    Apr 02, 2011 6:44 AM GMT
    I have a long history of sleeping with my straight friends.

    Here's how I did it:
    When we were kids, my friends would come over and at some point we would each crawl into our own sleeping bags and fall asleep.
    As a teen or adult, we'd go somewhere and share a hotel room. We would turn off the lights and go to sleep.

    We slept together. In the same room.
    I know, it's shocking.
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    Apr 02, 2011 12:01 PM GMT
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    Apr 02, 2011 2:57 PM GMT
    This is turning into a great morning.
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    Apr 07, 2011 9:39 PM GMT
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    Apr 07, 2011 9:41 PM GMT
    this thread is so awfully funny I can barely contain myself.

    I feel like a bad person for laughing at this stuff.
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    Apr 07, 2011 9:42 PM GMT
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    Apr 08, 2011 3:30 AM GMT
    There's no such thing as rape......it's just poor salesmanship................icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 08, 2011 12:31 PM GMT
    Other than the football players picture (and perhaps the original post), i'm afraid I don't understand the humour in this thread...and i'm not sure i want to.
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    Apr 08, 2011 3:42 PM GMT
    hd2001 saidOther than the football players picture (and perhaps the original post), i'm afraid I don't understand the humour in this thread...and i'm not sure i want to.


    You're not alone.
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    Apr 08, 2011 8:13 PM GMT
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