Turning 30 years old... NoOOoooOOOooOOOoooooo... am I dead yet?

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    Apr 05, 2011 3:09 AM GMT
    I am about to hit the big '30' which I believe is '210' in gay years... is that dog years? aargh, whatever, I am going to be old!!!!!! Can someone just shoot me now?!? I mean, I grew up with britney spears and now she isnt even cool anymore. Rebecca Black is now the queen of pop and she is 13!

    I need some advice from all the 30+ year old. How are you guys still alive?!?

    TOTALLY KIDDING, so calm down before you decide to hit the quote.png or reply.png and go all ape shit. Save your anger for that cruise or lose guy.

    My real questions are:

    What did you do for your 30th birthday?
    or
    What are you planning to do when you turn 30?

    I definitely do not want to be at no gays club which I am pretty sure might happen if I let my friends make the plans.
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:14 AM GMT
    lol, all you've done is reach the end of the first third of your life. There's a lot to discover, including great love. Just wait n see..

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    Happy Birthday!

    -us guys
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidI am about to hit the big '30' which I believe is '210' in gay years... is that dog years? aargh, whatever, I am going to be old!!!!!! Can someone just shoot me now?!?

    I need some advice from all the 30+ year old. How are you guys still alive?!?

    TOTALLY KIDDING, so calm down before you decide to hit the quote.png or reply.png and go all ape shit. Save your anger for that cruise or lose guy.

    My real questions are:

    What did you do for your 30th birthday?
    or
    What are you planning to do when you turn 30?

    I definitely do not want to be at no gays club which I am pretty sure might happen if I let my friends make the plans.


    Well as an ancient guy at 33 I'm scared to go anywhere without my life alert pendant. This is my greatest fear:
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    Haha. All jokes aside, for my big 30 my bf took me to Four Seasons Wailea on Maui for the ultimate luxury vacation. Oh Yeah....that made me less bitchy that day...(still bitchy though). Why don't you go to Hawaii isn't that your fav spot? DO NOT spend it at some shady gay club if I see you I will throw my life alert pendant at you. icon_lol.gif

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    Apr 05, 2011 3:29 AM GMT
    It's all downhill. Start looking for guys who appreciate the older man. Get the relaxed fit jeans. Special discounts for the early bird special dinner. And the best, your fitness guru will be Richard Simmons. Enjoy.
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:31 AM GMT
    Btw 30's the new 20. (says the guy who is in his 30s lol)
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    I wrote my will, made my funeral arrangements and started eating through a straw. Now i just sit in the home's sun room waiting for relatives that never show up.....is that drool on the front of my shirt?...................keithicon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:33 AM GMT
    Ugh. If only half the 30 year olds looked like they do on here. lol


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    Apr 05, 2011 3:35 AM GMT
    Cityaznguy said This is my greatest fear:
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    Are you kidding me? This lady is fierce! Werk it out baby gurl! You give those angles and some serious FACE!
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:36 AM GMT
    I don't remember my 30th b'day. Srsly.
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:40 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cityaznguy said This is my greatest fear:
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    Are you kidding me? This lady is fierce! Werk it out baby gurl! You give those angles and some serious FACE!


    yeah, she doesn't look like he wants to get up...

    I mean, stop derailing my thread!! I would never do that to anyone's thread! ever!

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    Apr 05, 2011 3:44 AM GMT
    Happy Birthday! The good thing is you do not look your age. It was just another day for me, I didn't feel any different.
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:49 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidI am about to hit the big '30' which I believe is '210' in gay years... is that dog years? aargh, whatever, I am going to be old!!!!!! Can someone just shoot me now?!? I mean, I grew up with britney spears and now she isnt even cool anymore. Rebecca Black is now the queen of pop and she is 13!

    I need some advice from all the 30+ year old. How are you guys still alive?!?

    TOTALLY KIDDING, so calm down before you decide to hit the quote.png or reply.png and go all ape shit. Save your anger for that cruise or lose guy.

    My real questions are:

    What did you do for your 30th birthday?
    or
    What are you planning to do when you turn 30?

    I definitely do not want to be at no gays club which I am pretty sure might happen if I let my friends make the plans.


    Haha, I was just thinking like.........Avadakedavra has been 29 for a long ass time.....when is he gonna turn 30? I was nervous about turning 20. But then I began to think about time in a different way. Its not really fun to think of our physical bodies as moving through time. It's a lot more fun to think of ourselves as absorbing time. So you are not moving toward 30. 30 is just being absorbed by your body.

    When is your party, I wan't to pop out of the cake.

    I love people's birthdays. I would totally get you a birthday present, but I don't really have any way to get it to you so when you turn 30 I'll just give you an internet hug. It's will be a big internet hug though, and people tell me I give really good hugs so I'm sure you will enjoy it.
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    Apr 05, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
    ...hmm...this whole time I thought you were in your early 20-something..not 29...sad... ;P


    totally fucking around, my 30th birthday? shit I dont even know what to do in my 21st :i
  • swedeinusa

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    Apr 05, 2011 3:56 AM GMT
    Happy birthday!

    I never understood the whole 30 thing with gay guys, I could understand it with women but never with gay guys. 30-45 is like the settling down sort of age where your life is in order and you know yourself for sure. Theres a lot of security and ruggedness that comes with guys with a little more experience.
  • eddieross69

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    Apr 05, 2011 4:00 AM GMT
    You god damn whippersnappers, stop your bitching. I'm looking at 50 next year. That has me freaked.icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 05, 2011 4:01 AM GMT
    eddieross69 said That has me freaked.icon_eek.gif


    I'll get you freaked

    ;D
  • alphatop

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    Apr 05, 2011 4:03 AM GMT
    I moved to China when I turned 30. Now I'm 35, looking and feeling better than ever. Life begins in 30icon_lol.gif
  • ac416

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    Apr 05, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
    I spent part my whole 29th year dreading 30. and when it came i was somehow relieved that it finally passed and really happy. It felt really good to be at the start of my 30's as opposed to the end of my 20s'. And life was always good, but somehow gets better every year so wouldn't go back to being younger. but still dont know how ill deal when 40 is around the corner icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 05, 2011 4:08 AM GMT
    I miss my 20s a bit, but not very much. It wasn't a big deal for me, just another day. I think my partner took me out to a nice restaurant, and then we came back home and went to bed. Sleeping came later.
  • Pyke

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    Apr 05, 2011 4:08 AM GMT
    What is it with the age 30? My ex had an issue with the age 30, swearing up and down I will leave him at 29, just before 30, because of some mid-life crisis?

    Was the age 30 brought on because QAF? As much as I love that show, it did enforce negative connotations.
  • Sparkycat

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    Apr 05, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    Don't know what I did. Can't remember that far back. Actually, I'm not sure what I did last week.
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    Apr 05, 2011 4:12 AM GMT
    When I turned 30, there was no Facebook, no Realjock and a portable computer was just under 2 pounds.

    The average cost of house as $92,000, postage was 24 cents and gasoline was 89 cents a gallon.

    AZT was first used to treat aids and the stock market crashed over 20% in one day.

    We were watching 3 men and a baby, Good Morning Vietnam and Dirty Dancing, while listening to Michael Jackson's Bad, Whitney Houston and Bryan Adams.

    Jim Baker was in a scandal and President Ronald Regan was working on a private plan to sell arms to Iran while Oliver North was shredding documents.

    It was the Giants vs Broncos and Twins vs Cardinals.

    Oh those were the good old days. It was back when we just had surprise parties at home. I really don't recall much of it, but then back then I still thought I was str8.

    Happy Birthday!
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    Apr 05, 2011 4:13 AM GMT
    Please, I'll go toe to toe with any 20 year old kid!
  • eddieross69

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    Apr 05, 2011 4:14 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    eddieross69 said That has me freaked.icon_eek.gif


    I'll get you freaked

    ;D


    I like freakyicon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 05, 2011 4:17 AM GMT
    I asked for a puppy and a party. I got both. the party lasted about 4 days and involved about 10 of my best friends flying in from all over the country and renting a lake house and having the time of our lives. The puppy weighs 75 pounds and is sleeping at my feet right now.


    Happy birthday