SHIT...Caught Masturbating?!

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    Apr 05, 2011 11:11 PM GMT
    Edit: Wish i could delete post now but can't, lol.

    What do you guys think? And has anyone had any similar experiences or been caught wanking?

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    Apr 05, 2011 11:14 PM GMT
    never had a similar exp but my parents are very devout christians so i know your pain buddy, they are the only ones that dont know im gay
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    Apr 05, 2011 11:20 PM GMT
    No. I never forgot to lock the door. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 05, 2011 11:23 PM GMT
    deoin2005 saidnever had a similar exp but my parents are very devout christians so i know your pain buddy, they are the only ones that dont know im gay


    Thanks deoin2005...that totally sucks dude. I'm surprisingly not in too much pain at the moment...i'm actually finding it kinda funny (maybe now she'll learn to knock) but i think i'm still in shock and when she later asks me to read the bible with her i might seriously faint lol
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    Apr 05, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    haha that is totally my parents, anytime something "off" (from their perspective) the first thing they do is read the bible and everyone had to pray about it! not that i dislike either the bible or prayer but somethings i just think its overkill for! lol
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    Apr 05, 2011 11:33 PM GMT
    hd2001 said... I'm 21 y/o and not out ...
    What do you guys think?
    I think you're an adult and your family needs to realize that adult males masturbate.

    hd2001 saidAnd has anyone had any similar experiences or been caught wanking?
    Uhhh...yeah...I was 21 (and not out) when my parents walked in on me and my ex having sex. My parents were also very devout Christians.
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    Apr 05, 2011 11:36 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    hd2001 said... I'm 21 y/o and not out ...
    What do you guys think?
    I think you're an adult and your family needs to realize that adult males masturbate.

    hd2001 saidAnd has anyone had any similar experiences or been caught wanking?
    Uhhh...yeah...I was 21 (and not out) when my parents walked in on me and my ex having sex. My parents were also very devout Christians.



    Wow, thanks Paulflexes. That definently helps ;-) I mean though, DAMN! poor you, lol
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    Apr 06, 2011 12:03 AM GMT
    deoin2005 saidhaha that is totally my parents, anytime something "off" (from their perspective) the first thing they do is read the bible and everyone had to pray about it! not that i dislike either the bible or prayer but somethings i just think its overkill for! lol


    Haha, that's quite an accurate reflection on my life and childhood.
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    Apr 06, 2011 2:58 AM GMT
    Happy to know I'm not the only one that ever got caught by his mom jerking....I was still in high school when I got caught I just threw the blanket over me really fast and she turned around and walked out.....We never spoke about it....But my horror stroy happened not to long ago when I'm pretty sure I came out to my parents when I was asleep..
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    Apr 06, 2011 5:48 AM GMT
    Let's see...

    Once when I was 14, was caught in the office downstairs and didnt get a chance to delete the history so parents saw everything I was looking at. Was able to play it off as a email bomb, telling them I just clicked a link and all these images kept opening up. So saved me coming out than and there.

    When I was 18/19 mom walked in on me late one night, dunno what she saw if anything

    This past December, my ex's sister walked in on us while having sex, with my legs up in the air, and I hung out with her after that though it was never mentioned. Granted she hardly spoke English so we didn't talk much. His family was very religious, so was kind of awkward, meh icon_rolleyes.gif

    Most recently came home from a club with a guy, I was wasted didn't lock door mom walked in to ask if I was home and she didn't see the guy next to me. We were both fully clothed, so not much to see but yeh...sums up my horror stories

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    Apr 06, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    tryintofindme saidHappy to know I'm not the only one that ever got caught by his mom jerking....I was still in high school when I got caught I just threw the blanket over me really fast and she turned around and walked out.....We never spoke about it....But my horror stroy happened not to long ago when I'm pretty sure I came out to my parents when I was asleep..


    You came out while sleeping?? Haha, i haven't heard that one before. Though, i used to fear doing the same thing and coming out while sleep-talking or dreaming. Now, I think that it'd be a pretty cool way to come out - you get to tell everyone without the nerve-racking awkward chit-chat icon_smile.gif

    SoCalScotty...i feel for u dude!
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    Apr 06, 2011 9:05 AM GMT
    Yeah when I lived at home quite a few years ago I was wanking on a webcam late one night and my mum came downstairs to tell me to go to bed - fortunately I heard the door opening and managed to cover myself in time but I must have looked VERY guilty and it must have been obvious! Not mentioned though.
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    Apr 06, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    when I was about 13 or 14 we were heading out but I was just finishing up some 'business' and my mom kept on screaming for me to come down so I x'ed out of all the porn windows as I heard her coming up the stairs and she stands behind me and goes, I'm not leaving until you turn the computer off and grab your jacket.

    SOOO I'm turning the computer off and i don't know if my computer got possessed or WHAT the eff happened but as my mother was standing behind me EVERY SINGLE website I went on popped back onto the screen icon_eek.gif and she saw it, (thank god for straight porn pop ups) proceeded to call my dad and then got my dad's company technician involved to put limits on what I could see and I couldn't see online and also a time limit. She was crying called my aunts, it was a nightmare i was so so embarrassed. Also a devout Catholic mom. It's funny now but I could've jumped into moving traffic when all that was going down. haha
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    Apr 06, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    JMex3 saidwhen I was about 13 or 14 we were heading out but I was just finishing up some 'business' and my mom kept on screaming for me to come down so I x'ed out of all the porn windows as I heard her coming up the stairs and she stands behind me and goes, I'm not leaving until you turn the computer off and grab your jacket.

    SOOO I'm turning the computer off and i don't know if my computer got possessed or WHAT the eff happened but as my mother was standing behind me EVERY SINGLE website I went on popped back onto the screen icon_eek.gif and she saw it, (thank god for straight porn pop ups) proceeded to call my dad and then got my dad's company technician involved to put limits on what I could see and I couldn't see online and also a time limit. She was crying called my aunts, it was a nightmare i was so so embarrassed. Also a devout Catholic mom. It's funny now but I could've jumped into moving traffic when all that was going down. haha



    Wow icon_eek.gif a similar thing happened to me too at around the same age. The moving traffic thing is soo true. I feel for you buddy.
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    Apr 06, 2011 9:40 PM GMT
    In the early 1960s my mother opened my bedroom door a few times without knocking while I was whacking. She just retreated without a comment. I believe she also entered more than once after I had fallen asleep with my dick still in my hand. When I about 13 to 15 I would tend to get profoundly sleepy after an orgasm, and practically pass out almost instantly just splayed out on the bed as I was, underwear to my knees, I presume from the sudden release of sexual tension.

    My parents were kinda cool in a way, unwilling to discuss that, nor my gayness openly, another thing they knew about, and never said a word to me about those JO incidents. Personally embarrassing, obviously, but never ugly nor confrontational. Another reason I love my late parents.

    I mean, what else should they have done? My father take me aside to discuss stroking techniques? They were the least demanding and most accepting parents I have ever known about, though of course I didn't appreciate it enough at the time, imagining myself unfairly treated most of the time. How stupid kids are, to include myself!
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    Apr 06, 2011 11:23 PM GMT
    growing up on the farm, with three sisters and an older brother and one bathroom........and makeshifting the upstairs dormers into bedrooms, there were no doors for privacy.....

    so when my two older sisters were out for the day along with my brother, and my one sister who is two years older than I was downstairs whaling at the piano and talking on the phone.....I "did it." Or was getting very "close" to the climax....?! when I heard my sister's footsteps not walk, but run up the stairs!

    I "turned it off" and rapidly pulled up my pants, acted normally, said hi, and went down stairs......icon_mad.gif
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    Apr 07, 2011 1:53 PM GMT
    I was about 16 years old and was walking in the bush close to my house. Someone was building a new house quite a distance away and as I walked closer to see what they were doing, I noticed that some of the builders were were working shirtless. I got an instant hard-on and decided to hide near a Kiepersol tree, pulled it out and started wanking away. It was only after about 5 minutes that I noticed that there were other builders on the upper floor looking down at me, laughing and talking amongst themselves about the show I was giving them. I was very embarrassed, but managed to slowly zip up as if nothing had happened and walked away.

    I also caught a straight work colleague I had a crush on jerking off in his office. I knocked and just walked in. He quickly covered up, but it was too late. I just said: "Its okay. I'll talk to you later", and walked out. I thought it was going to be very awkward to speak to him later, but he came into my office after a few minutes later and apologised. I tried to reassure him. He was so embarrassed I just wanted to hug him.