I don't have a "fag hag," (unless hanging out with a lesbian couple counts)..I just have female friends.
I only talk with a lisp when mimicking the stereotype for fun.
I fart, burp and blow my nose in public, but not in restaurants.
I've driven 20 stick shifts out of the 22 vehicles that I've owned.
I grew up hunting, fishing, 4-wheeling, mudding, swimming in ponds, milked cows, raised chickens (nasty birds!) I had a squirrel, a skunk and a raccoon as pets, as well as dogs and cats. ALL OUTDOORS!
I have driven tractors, backhoes, bulldozers, forklifts, dump trucks and oil rigs/drill rigs.
I have physically kicked ass, and had my ass kicked...and sometimes walked away with a new friend.
I had no idea what 'focaccia' was until I saw it mentioned on here.
I cannot name any clothing designer that's 'all the rage' now and only can name the ones that have been in the news in the past (Gucci can put 3 stripes on a dog turd and it will sell!)
I couldn't care less what other gays think of me, my car, my clothing, my lifestyle or whether I am 'out' or not, or show my face online; or what they think of my friends.
There is a reason they are not part of my circle of friends!