7 Basic Things You Won't Believe You're All Doing Wrong

  • metta

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    Apr 08, 2011 9:42 AM GMT
    7 Basic Things You Won't Believe You're All Doing Wrong



    http://www.cracked.com/article_19121_7-basic-things-you-wont-believe-youre-all-doing-wrong.html
  • ATLANTIS7

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    Apr 08, 2011 2:47 PM GMT
    Then squating like most muslims do is right!

    Years before sqat loo's were all over France!

    When l visit Family of B/F many have squat loo's at first l hated it but after it was easier on my Bowel!

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    Apr 08, 2011 2:52 PM GMT


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    Apr 08, 2011 2:56 PM GMT
    Man, so much stuff... and I'm doing it all wrong
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    Apr 08, 2011 3:00 PM GMT
    having babies wrong too? ;)
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    Apr 08, 2011 3:54 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidWhen I am in a public restroom I do not sit on the toilet because it is public. Those toilets can be nasty. I squat instead. I did not know I was doing it right.


    You are not doing it right. Squatting is closer to the floor, not further away.
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    Apr 08, 2011 4:06 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidWhen I am in a public restroom I do not sit on the toilet because it is public. Those toilets can be nasty. I squat instead. I did not know I was doing it right.


    Good work man! :-p
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    Apr 08, 2011 4:19 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidYou are right, next time I will squat on your face and do it "correctly."


    Ha ha, that's funny. Such a nuanced and well-timed snap...I can hear four of your fans cheering. Please, become a professional comedian; the world needs more of your Eva Braun musings.
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    Apr 08, 2011 7:42 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidWhen I am in a public restroom I do not sit on the toilet because it is public. Those toilets can be nasty. I squat instead. I did not know I was doing it right.


    If your feet are on the toilet seat aren't you in danger of slipping? And how do you avoid peeing on your trousers?
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    Apr 08, 2011 8:07 PM GMT
    haha creepy I was just reading that article a few minutes ago. I love cracked. But seriously, I never thought I was "going" incorrectly icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 08, 2011 8:09 PM GMT
    pre_mortem said
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidWhen I am in a public restroom I do not sit on the toilet because it is public. Those toilets can be nasty. I squat instead. I did not know I was doing it right.


    If your feet are on the toilet seat aren't you in danger of slipping? And how do you avoid peeing on your trousers?


    He didn't say he was squatting on the toilet..........icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 08, 2011 8:15 PM GMT
    Looks like I breathe, brush, and sit right. Btw for most of us on this site only 6 apply.
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    Apr 08, 2011 8:17 PM GMT
    Yeah.....shitting out a baby standing on your head.......SACURIDY!!!

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    Apr 08, 2011 8:35 PM GMT
    wow
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    Apr 08, 2011 9:40 PM GMT
    Well, at least I breathe right. Thank you years of vocal training!

    I refuse to shower only twice a week. Dude, nasty.
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    Apr 08, 2011 10:58 PM GMT
    so i messed up on one of the six i can do?
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    Apr 09, 2011 4:44 AM GMT