WHY DOES EVERYONE ON CRAIGSLIST THINK IM A PROSTITUTE!!!

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    Apr 09, 2011 9:18 AM GMT
    So tonight I had nothing to do so i posted an ad on cl seeing if anyone wanted to like.......go on a date. By this i meant something cheesy and cliche like grabbing dinner or seeing a movie. I made this very clear.

    So far I have been invited to........

    pee on a guy

    fart in a guy's nose and mouth

    tie up a guy

    be tied up by a guy

    rub my sweaty feet on a guys face

    "mouth rape" a guy

    In addition, out of 23 replies 19 of the guys have offered or implied some kind of payment. Do i really come off as that much of a whore? icon_cry.gif


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    Apr 09, 2011 9:22 AM GMT
    I know you're not mentally retarded. But if I didn't know you I'd ask if you were mentally retarded based off this post. Either way, let me introduce to you Craigslist. It's like a bathhouse but worse. Assume everyone on it has a disease and will give it to you. If you make a post you literally have to say what you want and don't want or else someone will want to poop on you. Read the M4M section with friends when you're drunk for epic LOLZ. But NEVER EVER look for love on Craigslist. That's like looking for Democracy in North Korea.
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:36 AM GMT
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    dekiruman saidSo tonight I had nothing to do so i posted an ad on cl seeing if anyone wanted to like.......go on a date. By this i meant something cheesy and cliche like grabbing dinner or seeing a movie. I made this very clear.

    So far I have been invited to........

    pee on a guy

    fart in a guy's nose and mouth

    tie up a guy

    be tied up by a guy

    rub my sweaty feet on a guys face

    "mouth rape" a guy

    In addition, out of 23 replies 19 of the guys have offered or implied some kind of payment. Do i really come off as that much of a whore? icon_cry.gif



    How much payment?


    between 2 and 8 dollar signs
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:37 AM GMT
    Not to be rude... but Craigslist is an obvious place for all of those things. Weird fetishes among... random normals with issues.


    And why are you starting threads with caps lock? icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:39 AM GMT
    TrevorMark saidNot to be rude... but Craigslist is an obvious place for all of those things. Weird fetishes among... random normals with issues.


    And why are you starting threads with caps lock? icon_razz.gif


    caps lock is cruise control for cool... duh!
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:40 AM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    And why are you starting threads with caps lock? icon_razz.gif


    BECAUSECAPSLOCKISFUCKINGFUN!
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:54 AM GMT
    TrevorMark saidNot to be rude... but Craigslist is an obvious place for all of those things. Weird fetishes among... random normals with issues.


    And why are you starting threads with caps lock? icon_razz.gif


    im to lazy to capitalize where i should
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:21 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidSo tonight I had nothing to do so i posted an ad on cl seeing if anyone wanted to like.......go on a date. By this i meant something cheesy and cliche like grabbing dinner or seeing a movie. I made this very clear.

    So far I have been invited to........

    pee on a guy

    fart in a guy's nose and mouth

    tie up a guy

    be tied up by a guy

    rub my sweaty feet on a guys face

    "mouth rape" a guy


    In addition, out of 23 replies 19 of the guys have offered or implied some kind of payment. Do i really come off as that much of a whore? icon_cry.gif


    Yuck I wouldn't be surprised if all those requests were made by so called "str8 acting masculine bros" icon_lol.gif

    Craigslist is mostly for hook ups and closet cases.
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:38 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidIn addition, out of 23 replies 19 of the guys have offered or implied some kind of payment.
    And you didn't take the money? WTF is wrong with you! icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 12:01 PM GMT
    On Craigslist, going on a date is considered a euphemism. Don't expect match.com, you're just gonna get people wanting sex.
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    Apr 09, 2011 1:12 PM GMT
    Here's a question...

    Why on earth are you still using Craig's List......icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 1:30 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidHere's a question...

    Why on earth are you still using Craig's List......icon_confused.gif


    twas my first time.
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    Apr 09, 2011 1:32 PM GMT
    the saddest part in all this is that they guy who wants me to fart in his mouth for four dollar signs goes to columbia and looks like matt dallas. If he didn't want to pay me to fart in his mouth i would probably be really attracted to him. icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 1:32 PM GMT
    dekiruman said


    rub my sweaty feet on a guys face



    And you have something against this? BattingLashes.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 1:35 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidthe saddest part in all this is that they guy who wants me to fart in his mouth for four dollar signs goes to columbia and looks like matt dallas. If he didn't want to pay me to fart in his mouth i would probably be really attracted to him. icon_confused.gif


    hahaha do it/him anyway!
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    Apr 09, 2011 1:40 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidthe saddest part in all this is that they guy who wants me to fart in his mouth for four dollar signs goes to columbia and looks like matt dallas. If he didn't want to pay me to fart in his mouth i would probably be really attracted to him. icon_confused.gif


    Damnnn share his pic. It's always the ivy league types that are into freaky fetishes.
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    Apr 09, 2011 6:39 PM GMT
    Dude? Being the sound businessman that I am (full of shit), I would definitely piss on someone for money, I mean you're going to pee anyway, might as well get paid for it!!!



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    Apr 09, 2011 6:40 PM GMT
    I would fart in Matt Dallas' mouth...
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    Apr 09, 2011 6:48 PM GMT
    Is it a $4 flat rate or is it $4 per incident?
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    Apr 09, 2011 6:52 PM GMT
    mixtape saidIs it a $4 flat rate or is it $4 per incident?


    Excellent question. If it was per incident, it would be recommended to eat an excessive amount of refried beans before performing, to get the "rapid-fire" effect and reel in some serious dough.
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    Apr 09, 2011 6:53 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidSo tonight I had nothing to do so i posted an ad on cl seeing if anyone wanted to like.......go on a date. By this i meant something cheesy and cliche like grabbing dinner or seeing a movie. I made this very clear.

    So far I have been invited to........

    pee on a guy

    fart in a guy's nose and mouth

    tie up a guy

    be tied up by a guy

    rub my sweaty feet on a guys face

    "mouth rape" a guy

    In addition, out of 23 replies 19 of the guys have offered or implied some kind of payment. Do i really come off as that much of a whore? icon_cry.gif



    Well, another stupid thread!

    1) How are we supposed to know if you come across as a whore without your ad?

    2) If those are the responses you get, then you should be ae to surmise the answer yourself.

    But I can say, based on this thread, that you come across as an idiotic attention whore.
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    Apr 09, 2011 7:42 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidNothing wrong with the thread...I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

    That's cuz you people are always jolly. The positive correlation between girth and mirth is commonly acceded to.
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    Apr 09, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
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    Apr 09, 2011 8:03 PM GMT
    Hypothetically speaking, I'd be somewhat less offended by a guy leaving money on the dresser than by the guy that asks me out on a date then expects to get paid for it.
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    how much were they paying icon_question.gif