Hipsters?

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    Apr 09, 2011 6:29 PM GMT
    I am a hipster and so far on here I haven't found any muscular hipster. If you are on here, please talk to me.
  • disasterpiece

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    Apr 09, 2011 6:31 PM GMT
    Muscles are not vantage enough !
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    Apr 09, 2011 8:06 PM GMT
    I was a muscular hipster before it got all popular.
    Now I'm a muscular jock because it's more ironic.
    But I still ride my fixed gear bike to the gym,
    and make my protein shakes with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
    Cuz I likes to keep it real.
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    Apr 09, 2011 8:11 PM GMT
    xrichx saidI was a muscular hipster before it got all popular.
    Now I'm a muscular jock because it's more ironic.
    But I still ride my fixed gear bike to the gym,
    and make my protein shakes with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
    Cuz I likes to keep it real.


    =P
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    Apr 09, 2011 8:12 PM GMT
    Hipsters aren't usually muscular. Can be mildly if they are Indie kids though.

    Either way...

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    Apr 09, 2011 8:17 PM GMT
    You can't be a muscular hipster almost by definition. Muscles require *effort*, and you're not allowed to do effort if you're a hipster!
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    I think you should eat a sandwich or two or threeicon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 9:25 PM GMT
    TigerTim saidYou can't be a muscular hipster almost by definition. Muscles require *effort*, and you're not allowed to do effort if you're a hipster!


    Hipsters can have some form of muscle. They get this from vigorous hiking in the park (before they smoke weed) and a slightly healthy eating regime. The only problem then is that they smell, are hairy, and have bad posture. Sorta like hippies.
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
    whats a hipster? i thought it was a type of jeans for girls.
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    We're just too obscure to find..
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:23 PM GMT
    cold saidYou don't look like a hipster...

    ^ This.

    Hipsters:
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:25 PM GMT
    cOME TO Richmond.............hipsters all OVER the place. not kidding. its lol worthy.
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:33 PM GMT
    I got my hipster card revoked when I stopped being able to squeeze into a size S. I was permanently banned when I no longer was able to fit an M....or even an L. Hell XL's are tight.
  • disasterpiece

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    Apr 09, 2011 11:39 PM GMT
    I've kinda been hipsty.

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    Then I started taking mass, and now I wear large cotton surf shorts. Muscles and hipsterism are just not compatible. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:44 PM GMT
    Fashion and muscle generally don't work with each other. That's why I WONNA BE SKINNYYYYY!
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:52 PM GMT
    Many moons and many, many lbs ago
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    Look at me work those silver D&G space boots. Werk!
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:37 AM GMT
    First... I would stop referring to yourself as a "hipster-" Being called a "hipster-" or being a 'self-proclaimed' "hipster" is not a good thing- it's a pejorative term-

    Second... ...ugh... I don't give a fuck anymore- call yourself a "douché bag-" "moron-" "idiot-" or "hipster-" I don't care.
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:40 AM GMT
    eugh i fucking HATE hipsters. You want hipsters, move to montreal, enjoy, as for me im outta here, french self entitled hipster overload
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:46 AM GMT
    xrichx saidI was a muscular hipster before it got all popular.
    Now I'm a muscular jock because it's more ironic.
    But I still ride my fixed gear bike to the gym,
    and make my protein shakes with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
    Cuz I likes to keep it real.


    HAHAHAHHAHAHA

    Nothin' quite like the pbr
  • DCEric

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    Apr 10, 2011 1:46 AM GMT
    mi16t saideugh i fucking HATE hipsters. You want hipsters, move to montreal, enjoy, as for me im outta here, french self entitled hipster overload


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    Apr 10, 2011 1:48 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidI've kinda been hipsty.

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    Then I started taking mass, and now I wear large cotton surf shorts. Muscles and hipsterism are just not compatible. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Say, Handsome pic! Back in the day that look would be considered Beatnick.


    -Doug


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    Apr 10, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    Hipsters are very Urban Outfiters. Some wear those rectangular-framed glasses. Others go for the retro 1980s glasses. And of course, you must have an iPhone. Also, hangout with people who are artists, designers or musicians. They're like really cool geeks but without the techno-speak.

    It is hard to find cool clothes that fit guys who are very muscular or bulky. Plus, they spend more time in the gym working on what goes inside the clothes, while hipsters work on the clothes but not the body. 20 years later, the muscular dude will be in better health and better shape than a flabby aging hipster.
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:57 AM GMT
    sportyred saidHipsters are very Urban Outfiters.


    They're also morons if they pay full retail there
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    Apr 10, 2011 2:03 AM GMT
    Hipsters don't wear cargo shorts and american eagle! Nice try though icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 10, 2011 2:03 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    sportyred saidHipsters are very Urban Outfiters.


    They're also morons if they pay full retail there


    Reminds me of the emo kids. They gotta be loaded with how expensive piercings and skinny jeans are - lol icon_rolleyes.gif