Give Some Advice To The Knob-Jockey Above You

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    Apr 09, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    Oi oi

    I didnt ever think I would start this type of thread as they tend not to be that thought provoking and I only ever read the first/last page.

    Take a look at the last person to post, and find a reason to offer him some sort of advice - work your wise magic and see how this pans out!

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    I was going to attempt to be funny by getting the ball rolling by commenting on the above post (basicly a deleted post by me, making THIS one the second), but I figure it takes less effort to explain the joke than to try it out. Hmmm.

    Righteo... go for it.
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:14 PM GMT
    Because you seem particuarly troubled, I've made three points: (lol, jk)

    1. The meat platter in ur profile was frightening...become vegetarian!

    2. Don't be needlessly self-critical - the things that you hate about yourself and want to change may be the very things some one else really likes and appreciates

    3. Don't let you're ambitions die, stick with them...being an artist can be damn hard sometimes.

    And this is probably the most important of all, the best advice ur ever gonna get: Get into my bed, already! lol And who said these threads weren't thought provoking? ;-)
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:15 PM GMT
    I have two bits of advice:

    1. Don't give advice to strangers.

    2. ...
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:19 PM GMT
    1. Stop looking that hot Paul, you make everyone else look like shit.
    2. See number 1.
    3. See number 2.

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    Apr 09, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    Somerandom saidOi oi

    I didnt ever think I would start this type of thread as they tend not to be that thought provoking and I only ever read the first/last page.

    Righteo... go for it.


    That's ok I like threads from cute handsome clueless young men!

    I also like threads from cute handsome clueless old men!

    So you are fine you are in my range icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 09, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    Stop slobbering over guys half your age

    Please answer in the spirit of this thread

    And take off that red muscle-t
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    Apr 09, 2011 11:56 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidStop slobbering over guys half your age

    Please answer in the spirit of this thread

    And take off that red muscle-t


    Excuse me but he is a third of my age!

    If I can slobber over guys like you then he is fair game also I don't discriminate.

    The T comes off when you are up close and personal. Just be prepared to not have any clothes on yourself!

    Oh what was he talking about anyway????
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:48 PM GMT
    Roccoe said
    bhp91126 saidStop slobbering over guys half your age

    Please answer in the spirit of this thread

    And take off that red muscle-t


    Excuse me but he is a third of my age!

    If I can slobber over guys like you then he is fair game also I don't discriminate.

    The T comes off when you are up close and personal. Just be prepared to not have any clothes on yourself!

    Oh what was he talking about anyway????



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    Apr 10, 2011 1:55 PM GMT
    this is easy: add a picture or two to your profile...
  • Aus92

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    Apr 10, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
    oaktownguy saidthis is easy: add a picture or two to your profile...


    Don't make such easy observations icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:57 PM GMT
    OOOH! this thread is getting good!

  • Aus92

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    Apr 10, 2011 2:07 PM GMT
    TropicalMark saidOOOH! this thread is getting good!



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    Apr 10, 2011 2:55 PM GMT
    1.stop trying to be the thread nanny
    2.get a picture

    best i got
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    Apr 10, 2011 7:43 PM GMT
    May suggest to stop eating sou creme chips...

    Nobody wants to kiss with that taste in a persons mouth!!icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 10, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
    You say you can't be a body builder, but you can be if you are consistent. If that is what you want go for it icon_smile.gif
  • Aus92

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    Apr 11, 2011 2:03 PM GMT
    Post more speedo pics icon_razz.gif

    By the way.. What's a thread nanny? Lol
  • RD11

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    Apr 11, 2011 2:51 PM GMT
    Post some pics and stop watching Glee
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    Apr 11, 2011 2:57 PM GMT
    Call me. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 11, 2011 2:58 PM GMT
    brendanmuscles saidYou say you can't be a body builder, but you can be if you are consistent. If that is what you want go for it icon_smile.gif


    Why thank you!! You're truly ripped mister!!
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    Apr 11, 2011 6:57 PM GMT
    1. You are not puppy cute. You are CUTE!

    2. Keep being the together guy you are becoming.
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    Jun 16, 2011 12:29 PM GMT
    Take off that bluetooth when I'm talking to you!
    (I'll gladly insert foot in mouth if that wasn't a bluetooth)