Why do women assume...

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    Apr 10, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    that it's always the man who farted?icon_evil.gif
    And they're always telling me about Jesus. You bet I frowned right back at them.
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:56 AM GMT
    Was it you?
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    Apr 10, 2011 1:59 AM GMT
    carminea saidYes it was me


    Mystery solved!
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    Apr 10, 2011 2:01 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    carminea saidYes it was me


    Mystery solved!

    Ha ha!
    But no. It wasn't me. I would have been proud to admit it.
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    Apr 10, 2011 2:03 AM GMT
    "Jesus Christ, who farted?" doesn't really mean they're talking about Jesus.
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    Apr 10, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    Carminea, I farted loudly in the office (hey it happens, lol) and a girl at the next desk pinched her nose and said, "Ewwwww, please Doug, I'm not deaf."

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    (It took me a minute to get her joke)
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    Apr 10, 2011 2:14 AM GMT
    meninlove said Carminea, I farted loudly in the office (hey it happens, lol) and a girl at the next desk pinched her nose and said, "Ewwwww, please Doug, I'm not deaf."

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    (It took me a minute to get her joke)

    I still haven't gotten it.
    Most of my fellow workers are men, if you don't count the nurses. You can imagine what goes on in our department meetings when no nurses are present.
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    Apr 10, 2011 7:30 AM GMT
    It's a fact that male bodies produce WAY more gas than do female bodies.

    And, men think that farting is funny.
    It was funny when I was 2, and it's just as funny, today.

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    Apr 10, 2011 1:40 PM GMT
    carminea said
    meninlove said Carminea, I farted loudly in the office (hey it happens, lol) and a girl at the next desk pinched her nose and said, "Ewwwww, please Doug, I'm not deaf."

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    (It took me a minute to get her joke)

    I still haven't gotten it.
    Most of my fellow workers are men, if you don't count the nurses. You can imagine what goes on in our department meetings when no nurses are present.



    Apparently the reason farts smell is for the hearing impaired.


    eep!