Him: "Dude, if I were gay, I'd totally do you."

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    Apr 10, 2011 2:15 PM GMT
    Me: "Dude, if I were gayer, I'd totally do me too."

    Who needs gay bars when it's easier to find a dude in a straight bar? icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 10, 2011 6:04 PM GMT
    It reminded me of Silence of the Lambs

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    Apr 10, 2011 6:22 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidMe: "Dude, if I were gayer, I'd totally do me too."

    Who needs gay bars when it's easier to find a dude in a straight bar? icon_lol.gif


    hmm...is that a rhetorical question? Anyway, it made me think of this really interesting youtube video - enjoy!

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    Apr 11, 2011 4:13 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidMe: "Dude, if I were gayer, I'd totally do me too."

    Who needs gay bars when it's easier to find a dude in a straight bar? icon_lol.gif


    Sigh. If only.
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    Apr 11, 2011 4:42 AM GMT
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.... that's actually quite funny...

    next time some straight dude tells me that or slaps my ass and gives me a joking wink... I will tell him that and slap his ass back ...


    but as they say... once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger, or in this case, once you slap some ass, you gotta make a man-patty
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    Apr 11, 2011 8:52 AM GMT
    I've been told more than on one occasion that if they were gay they'd want me to be their first.


    Kind of a weird compliment.
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    Apr 11, 2011 9:05 AM GMT
    I have a guy friend whi says this all the ti e but we got drunk and didnt do nething sexually but he did say like he was attracted to me and didnt understand like we met a mutual friends wedding and he said i was attracted to you before even knew your name and now hes my best friend
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    Apr 11, 2011 9:08 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidMe: "Dude, if I were gayer, I'd totally do me too."

    Who needs gay bars when it's easier to find a dude in a straight bar? icon_lol.gif


    LOL - it's kinda true! I was in a straight club once with some female friends and a few guys came over to chat to us, it was explained that I was gay, I was talking to one of the guys who was a rather hot PE teacher and he made some sort of comment like that. Trouble is, I was more interested in his friend (who was only interested in talking to the ladies!)
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    Apr 11, 2011 9:28 AM GMT
    TrevorMark saidI've been told more than on one occasion that if they were gay they'd want me to be their first.


    Kind of a weird compliment.
    That used to happen to me a lot shortly after coming out of the closet.
    100% of those who said that ended up sleeping with me, but it turned out I wasn't actually their first. icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 12, 2011 10:32 AM GMT
    Paul,

    I didn't know you were gay! LOLicon_lol.gif
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    Apr 13, 2011 2:14 AM GMT
    TrevorMark saidI've been told more than on one occasion that if they were gay they'd want me to be their first.


    Kind of a weird compliment.



    i think its completely obsurd.its like a nice way of saying im not interested in u but were friends..even though im new to it, i can still tell,. icon_neutral.gif