Apr 15, 2011 12:57 AM GMT
9. Your drunk baby will tell you that you're an old stick in the mud and what happened to the old you, the one that used to cut back and have a little fun now and again? Your drunk baby will suggest shots. Your drunk baby will grab a section of a chicken finger, or perhaps an entire Olive Garden breadstick, and throw it at your head when you say shots are a bad idea. You will think to yourself, "my drunk baby is mean."