All I Want In Life.....

  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 16, 2011 5:18 PM GMT
    StarbucksGrandeNonfatVanillaLatte_crop.j

    All I want is a grande vanilla latte with two and a half pumps of the SUGAR-FREE syrup. And skim milk. But I want it extra hot, okay? To like 182.5 degrees. And no foam, I don't like foam. And, you know, the least you can do is double cup it, you know? A latte that hot could hurt me, I have sensitive hands. gay_hand.gif
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    Apr 16, 2011 5:19 PM GMT
    I'll bet your feet are more sensitive. icon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 16, 2011 5:26 PM GMT
    meninlove said I'll bet your feet are more sensitive. icon_wink.gif


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  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 16, 2011 7:31 PM GMT
    Oh and also......Is there anyway that I can have this Latte delivered by a certain very handsome swimmer guy with a wonderful smile, someone possibly around age 19 maybe....BattingLashes.gif
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    Apr 16, 2011 8:53 PM GMT
    malefeet said
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    Where do you get all these cool images? Design em yourself?
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    Apr 16, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    malefeet is a kickass i like his profile !!!
  • somedaytoo

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    Apr 16, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    I like the way you think man.
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    Apr 16, 2011 9:28 PM GMT
    I like that drink order ... but I love me my foam! How do you not like a little foam-age?
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    Apr 16, 2011 10:38 PM GMT
    I once stood behind a woman in Starbucks who pretty much ordered something along the lines of that, but insisted it be 200 degrees. And when the poor barista handed over the cup, the woman took a sip, let out a cry of disgust, and then threw it in the garbage and demanded another one because the first wasn't hot enough. After 10 minutes of arguing (mostly by the woman - the barista was practically in tears), the woman had the manager make her another cup and she stormed off. If the barista hadn't gone into the back right afterward (probably to regain her composure), I would've offered her a big smile and a tip. icon_sad.gif

    Moral of the story: Don't be a douche when you're ordering coffee. Or anything, for that matter. Like, for really really.
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    Apr 16, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    Pato_Rico said
    malefeet said
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    Where do you get all these cool images? Design em yourself?



    They're from Yahoo messenger... the Skype ones are better though, except it doesn't feature a limp wrist.
  • swimmer8671

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    Apr 16, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    malefeet saidOh and also......Is there anyway that I can have this Latte delivered by a certain very handsome swimmer guy with a wonderful smile, someone possibly around age 19 maybe....BattingLashes.gif


    I'm sure that this could be arranged possibly... icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 16, 2011 10:42 PM GMT
    i thoguth people ordered thwem hot so they can drink it at the right temp when they are at work. personally, i think it makes the coffee taste like charcoal. blah
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 16, 2011 10:53 PM GMT
    swimmer8671 said
    malefeet saidOh and also......Is there anyway that I can have this Latte delivered by a certain very handsome swimmer guy with a wonderful smile, someone possibly around age 19 maybe....BattingLashes.gif


    I'm sure that this could be arranged possibly... icon_biggrin.gif


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    Wow...something to really look forward to....105.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 17, 2011 12:07 AM GMT
    somedaytoo saidI like the way you think man.



    Thanks my handsome friend....71.gif
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    Apr 17, 2011 12:08 AM GMT
    malefeet saidStarbucksGrandeNonfatVanillaLatte_crop.j

    All I want is a grande vanilla latte with two and a half pumps of the SUGAR-FREE syrup. And skim milk. But I want it extra hot, okay? To like 182.5 degrees. And no foam, I don't like foam. And, you know, the least you can do is double cup it, you know? A latte that hot could hurt me, I have sensitive hands. gay_hand.gif


    i take it you don't like the taste of coffee ?
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 17, 2011 12:14 AM GMT
    xassantex said
    malefeet saidStarbucksGrandeNonfatVanillaLatte_crop.j

    i take it you don't like the taste of coffee ?


    Oh, I love coffee...sometimes you just want a taste of something a little different.tablesm.gif
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    Apr 17, 2011 12:19 AM GMT
    *crude* there's always cock.
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 17, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    xassantex said*crude* there's always cock.


    For shame....I'm a sweet and innocent 25.gif
  • tuffguyndc

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    Apr 17, 2011 1:24 AM GMT
    all i want is a million dollars and i would be happy
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 17, 2011 3:25 AM GMT
    tuffguyndc saidall i want is a million dollars and i would be happy


    Is that before or after taxes? icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 17, 2011 3:45 AM GMT
    I want a green tea latte none fat, and a nice guy to go along with that icon_redface.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 17, 2011 8:28 AM GMT
    meemo21 saidI want a green tea latte none fat, and a nice guy to go along with that icon_redface.gif


    Hey, that rhymes....icon_cool.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 17, 2011 2:26 PM GMT
    Cairo_M saidmalefeet is a kickass i like his profile !!!


    Thanks my friend....I appreciate you! icon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 19, 2011 2:30 PM GMT
    Pato_Rico said
    malefeet said
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    Where do you get all these cool images? Design em yourself?


    Well, only when I want to see a handsome guy smile....icon_wink.gif

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  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 24, 2011 6:05 PM GMT
    I think I'm gonna add one more thing to my "All I want" list...icon_wink.gif