Any Great GRINDR Stories?

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    Apr 20, 2011 2:11 AM GMT
    I just joined and I'm a little fascinated with the immediacy of this type of forum....either Grindr or Scruff.

    Share a story: hookup or buddy date or true romance.
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    Apr 20, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    I moved to san Francisco and my first week on grindr I agree to meet up for a beer with this foreign guy. I didnt know much about but he seemed cool. Well when I met him, he was a 6'1" 200lb brazillian personal trainer with a 9 in uncut dick, and the man knew how to use it too. Best. Lay. Ever! While it was a one night stand he literally kissed every inch of my body while speaking French to me.

    Grindr, to you I say I approve!
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:21 PM GMT
    I'd say that your Brazilian trainer guy got lucky too.

    Nothing says 'Bem vindo ao America'....like a great lay.

    Any other Grindr stories out there???
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:38 PM GMT
    dont you mean portuguese lol
  • iHavok

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    Apr 20, 2011 3:41 PM GMT
    Thread Hijack!!!

    AMusing Brazilian story... Met up with this exchange student here in town Oro. Introduced him to some friends, just kinda nice tour guide thing, nothing sexual.

    One friend, who happens to be a massive know it all, wouldn't quit talking Spanish to him, even after Oro told this dude that he doesn't speak Spanish and coudlnt reply.

    Another, straight roommate, asked him what the weather was like in Brazil.
    LOL


    Still get a chuckle at the Duh How Stupid Can You Be Face Oro made in response.
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:41 PM GMT
    I've never actually used Grindr to hook up (might be because my profile states no hook ups). I've chatted and had drinks with guys from Grindr before, and some subsequently became good friends.

    In terms of funny stories, I hate it when Grindr sometimes have the distances and locations wrong. I once was really clicking with this guy, only to find out much much later in the chat that he's in the UK. WTF. icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    Worst GRINDR hook up ever!!!

    A few years ago, when Grindr first came out, I chatted with this hot older guy. We actually chatted for a few days and spoke on the phone a few times before we decided that he could come to my place and we would hang out. So the day arrives and he shows up on time. He was gorgeous. Looked a lot like porn star CJ Madison. Anyway, so we are hanging out and talking and having a good ole time. As the night went on, we had some drinks and started fooling around. We took it into my bedroom and got undressed. Things were still great. He was hot and hung and knew how to kiss. From previous talks, he knew I was really into rimming guys so I lay on the bed and he squatted over face face so I could rim him and he could suck me. It was sorta dark in the room so I couldnt see him very well. I started rimming him and noticed that I felt something odd. I stopped and asked him if I could turn on a lamp cause I liked to see what I was eating. I switched on the lamp and started to gag. Dude had a bleeding hemorrhoid. That I had been sucking and licking. I couldnt help it...I started gagging and retching. He looked around and asked me what was wrong and I couldnt speak for fear that I would puke on him. I started to push his ass away from me and Im not sure if it was the way his body twisted, but he farted right in my face. At that point I jumped up and ran into the bathroom and puked. I was in there for about 10 minutes and when I came out, he was gone. I later got an email from him apologizing for the fart saying he had felt a little queasy and should have said something, but he did not mention the hemorrhoid at all. I never spoke to him again...not cool buddy, not cool. I still shudder now, years later, thinking about that.....
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:49 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 saidWorst GRINDR hook up ever!!!

    A few years ago, when Grindr first came out, I chatted with this hot older guy. We actually chatted for a few days and spoke on the phone a few times before we decided that he could come to my place and we would hang out. So the day arrives and he shows up on time. He was gorgeous. Looked a lot like porn star CJ Madison. Anyway, so we are hanging out and talking and having a good ole time. As the night went on, we had some drinks and started fooling around. We took it into my bedroom and got undressed. Things were still great. He was hot and hung and knew how to kiss. From previous talks, he knew I was really into rimming guys so I lay on the bed and he squatted over face face so I could rim him and he could suck me. It was sorta dark in the room so I couldnt see him very well. I started rimming him and noticed that I felt something odd. I stopped and asked him if I could turn on a lamp cause I liked to see what I was eating. I switched on the lamp and started to gag. Dude had a bleeding hemorrhoid. That I had been sucking and licking. I couldnt help it...I started gagging and retching. He looked around and asked me what was wrong and I couldnt speak for fear that I would puke on him. I started to push his ass away from me and Im not sure if it was the way his body twisted, but he farted right in my face. At that point I jumped up and ran into the bathroom and puked. I was in there for about 10 minutes and when I came out, he was gone. I later got an email from him apologizing for the fart saying he had felt a little queasy and should have said something, but he did not mention the hemorrhoid at all. I never spoke to him again...not cool buddy, not cool. I still shudder now, years later, thinking about that.....


    I just puked in my mouth a little.icon_surprised.gif
  • iHavok

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    Apr 20, 2011 3:50 PM GMT
    and now i'm queasy. LOL
  • ajlclimber

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    Apr 20, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
    Was on Grindr in the barracks when my new roommate popped up on it. Nothing ever happened b/c we weren't interested in eachother.. but it made life on base just a little bit easier.

    now if only it worked in afganistan.
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
    Yea, it was truly horrifying. The worst part was that he was so hot. Why why why does that shit happen to me?!
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 saidWorst GRINDR hook up ever!!!




    Oh......my.......god.....icon_eek.gif That was sick.
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:52 PM GMT
    ajlclimber saidWas on Grindr in the barracks when my new roommate popped up on it. Nothing ever happened b/c we weren't interested in eachother.. but it made life on base just a little bit easier.

    now if only it worked in afganistan.


    That is a great story!
    And probably Grindr's biggest redeeming value.
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:54 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 saidYea, it was truly horrifying. The worst part was that he was so hot. Why why why does that shit happen to me?!

    Maybe because you rimmed him before looking?
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    Apr 20, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    MattyRoland83 saidYea, it was truly horrifying. The worst part was that he was so hot. Why why why does that shit happen to me?!

    Maybe because you rimmed him before looking?


    I learned my lesson on that one! No more going into it with shades drawn...now it's full daylight and most likely outside icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 20, 2011 4:15 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 said



    You gotta inspect the pudding first before tasting it. Sometimes a quick poke-and-sniff is in order, especially if you're in the dark. For heaven's sakes, it's Grindr.
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    Apr 20, 2011 4:16 PM GMT
    interesting grindr stories:


    1. i met a guy online there only because i recognized his photo from another friends facebook photos. i told him to add me since we had mutual friends. he did. we didn't have any mutual friends. his photo had been poached. the mutual "friend" blocked me. but i made a new friend of the grindr guy. i helped him move furniture at his parents house and have been listening to stories of him and his new boyfriend.

    2. i talked to a guy who was cruising literally while his partner of 30 years was in hospice. i asked him point blank and he said he was. later, he said he wasn't. for whatever reason, that is not a first impression i could shake.

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    Apr 20, 2011 4:38 PM GMT
    PresentMind saidI'd say that your Brazilian trainer guy got lucky too.

    Nothing says 'Bem vindo ao America'....like a great lay.

    Any other Grindr stories out there???


    Lol thanks man, Brazilians seem to like me for some reason.

    I find that I prefer grindr to most other online dating because there isnt as much men available to talk to, which leaves less of a chance to have people who just look without any intent to hook up.

    Also, blocking is fun.
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    Apr 20, 2011 4:55 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 saidWorst GRINDR hook up ever!!!

    A few years ago, when Grindr first came out, I chatted with this hot older guy. We actually chatted for a few days and spoke on the phone a few times before we decided that he could come to my place and we would hang out. So the day arrives and he shows up on time. He was gorgeous. Looked a lot like porn star CJ Madison. Anyway, so we are hanging out and talking and having a good ole time. As the night went on, we had some drinks and started fooling around. We took it into my bedroom and got undressed. Things were still great. He was hot and hung and knew how to kiss. From previous talks, he knew I was really into rimming guys so I lay on the bed and he squatted over face face so I could rim him and he could suck me. It was sorta dark in the room so I couldnt see him very well. I started rimming him and noticed that I felt something odd. I stopped and asked him if I could turn on a lamp cause I liked to see what I was eating. I switched on the lamp and started to gag. Dude had a bleeding hemorrhoid. That I had been sucking and licking. I couldnt help it...I started gagging and retching. He looked around and asked me what was wrong and I couldnt speak for fear that I would puke on him. I started to push his ass away from me and Im not sure if it was the way his body twisted, but he farted right in my face. At that point I jumped up and ran into the bathroom and puked. I was in there for about 10 minutes and when I came out, he was gone. I later got an email from him apologizing for the fart saying he had felt a little queasy and should have said something, but he did not mention the hemorrhoid at all. I never spoke to him again...not cool buddy, not cool. I still shudder now, years later,


    thinking about that.....

    You "feared" puking on him?

    That would of been the proper thing to do!,,,,,
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    Apr 20, 2011 5:15 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 said
    Anduru said
    MattyRoland83 saidYea, it was truly horrifying. The worst part was that he was so hot. Why why why does that shit happen to me?!

    Maybe because you rimmed him before looking?


    I learned my lesson on that one! No more going into it with shades drawn...now it's full daylight and most likely outside icon_wink.gif



    LMAO ROTFL icon_biggrin.gif

    Thats my rule too...if it aint bright, it aint right.
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    Apr 20, 2011 5:32 PM GMT
    MattyRoland83 saidWorst GRINDR hook up ever!!!

    A few years ago, when Grindr first came out, I chatted with this hot older guy. We actually chatted for a few days and spoke on the phone a few times before we decided that he could come to my place and we would hang out. So the day arrives and he shows up on time. He was gorgeous. Looked a lot like porn star CJ Madison. Anyway, so we are hanging out and talking and having a good ole time. As the night went on, we had some drinks and started fooling around. We took it into my bedroom and got undressed. Things were still great. He was hot and hung and knew how to kiss. From previous talks, he knew I was really into rimming guys so I lay on the bed and he squatted over face face so I could rim him and he could suck me. It was sorta dark in the room so I couldnt see him very well. I started rimming him and noticed that I felt something odd. I stopped and asked him if I could turn on a lamp cause I liked to see what I was eating. I switched on the lamp and started to gag. Dude had a bleeding hemorrhoid. That I had been sucking and licking. I couldnt help it...I started gagging and retching. He looked around and asked me what was wrong and I couldnt speak for fear that I would puke on him. I started to push his ass away from me and Im not sure if it was the way his body twisted, but he farted right in my face. At that point I jumped up and ran into the bathroom and puked. I was in there for about 10 minutes and when I came out, he was gone. I later got an email from him apologizing for the fart saying he had felt a little queasy and should have said something, but he did not mention the hemorrhoid at all. I never spoke to him again...not cool buddy, not cool. I still shudder now, years later, thinking about that.....


    Rimming in the dark, w/no shower prior?! I bet he gets off on having his hemorrhoid licked and tickled.
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    Apr 20, 2011 5:42 PM GMT
    ok, one thing about the hemroid story that makes me wonder...do you not know the taste of blood?...i can smell blood before i even get close enough to taste it. granted, in the heat of the moment, people are not their most rational selves.

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    Apr 20, 2011 5:46 PM GMT
    I met my boyfriend of almost a year on grindr. He was a mile away and we met for coffee. He is from Argentina and his english is okay, but his grammar is awful, so his texting is ... somewhat unread-able. Coffee was fine, but not amazing chemistry. A week later, he texted asking what I was up to - i told him i was going with a friend dancing in west hollywood. He was car-less, so we left it at that, and since I only met him once, I didn't offer to go pick him up.

    Later at the club I logged into grindr (which is strangely useless since everyone shows up as 0 feet away) but he was showing up as 30 feet away. His friend picked him up and they were across the street at the Abbey (which I am not a fan of). Anyway, they came over to the club, and we ended up having a great time. Almost a year later, we leave in 2 weeks to go to Argentina so I can meet his family... Love, all that stuff. And it all started on Grindr.
  • Thirdbeach

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    Apr 20, 2011 5:52 PM GMT
    The Ex, of one of my friends, contacted me through Grindr and asked if I would come over and f*ck his current boyfriend.

    How would you respond?
  • BerkleeBoy118

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    Apr 20, 2011 5:54 PM GMT
    Well two weeks ago I was at Q Lounge in Philly, and I was sitting at the bar, and I got a message on Grindr. It said he was 82 feet away, so I turned around and he was right on the couch behind me! Terrifying, lmao. Turned out to be a pretty cool guy though icon_smile.gif