So Buddha and Jesus were .... . . . .

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    Apr 21, 2011 8:23 PM GMT
    ....each working on their essays for a class assignment, but all of a sudden the power went out in the class room.
    Buddha lost all his information, but Jesus still had his homework. You know why? Cause Jesus SAVES!



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    Apr 21, 2011 9:00 PM GMT
    Jesus saves. I spend.
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    Apr 21, 2011 9:05 PM GMT
    I got in trouble once as a kid telling a Jesys Saves joke in front of my mother.
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    Apr 21, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    Growing up in a very religious southern town, I could get away with lots of shit.

    I took a test in high school once that had some really tough questions. Instead of guessing the answers on the hard ones, I wrote "Jesus" in the blank.

    After failing the test, I went to the teacher and asked "are you telling me that Jesus is NOT the answer?"

    She let me retake the test. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 22, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    After failing the test, I went to the teacher and asked "are you telling me that Jesus is NOT the answer?"

    She let me retake the test. icon_lol.gif


    Oh wow....pretty funny
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    Apr 22, 2011 2:44 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidGrowing up in a very religious southern town, I could get away with lots of shit.

    I took a test in high school once that had some really tough questions. Instead of guessing the answers on the hard ones, I wrote "Jesus" in the blank.

    After failing the test, I went to the teacher and asked "are you telling me that Jesus is NOT the answer?"

    She let me retake the test. icon_lol.gif



    OUTRIGHT Fu*kin' hysterical ! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif


    Thanks' uhhh M E G A heap, paulflexes icon_idea.gificon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_exclaim.gificon_lol.gif
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    Apr 22, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    Which Buddha?
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    Apr 22, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    Jesus Saves, Shop Jesus
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    Apr 22, 2011 12:25 PM GMT
    Salutay21 said.. Cause Jesus Saves



    Moses invests.


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    Apr 22, 2011 12:25 PM GMT
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