Bible Fail

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    Apr 23, 2011 12:29 AM GMT
    can someone explain to me why god cares if a woman loves having sex raw...Browsing through the bible..i get bored now and then and sometimes read it for the fun of it....heres what i came upon...a little bit from Ezekiel 23:19,20...

    “Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”...

    can you guys find any more bible fails lol?
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    Apr 23, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    The bible should be rated NC17.
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    Apr 23, 2011 12:56 AM GMT

    You found "smut" in the Bible....your mother must be so proud!!!
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    Apr 23, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    Cinebiblemax

    Also is it wrong if that bible passage got me a little bothered icon_redface.gif
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:41 AM GMT
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:10 AM GMT
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    so correct gents..let me folluw up wit this short bit found in

    Deuteronomy 23:1
    No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.



    Ezekiel 16:17
    You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

    ( sale of a golden dildo) perhaps lol
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:30 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said"genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”...


    Say, What ???

    I know..... they were obviously living in a golden age back then.


    These days it's more like cashews and a parched spit.
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:57 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said"genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”...


    Say, What ???


    Someone should post that in the Real Jock Bible Study thread. (And yes, there IS one.)