WHAT'S THE ONE THING STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO THAT MAKES YOU GLAD YOU'RE GAY?

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    Apr 23, 2011 3:41 AM GMT
    Unlike straight men, i dont have to put up with a woman's mood swings and insecurity.

    "Do i look Fat in this outfit?"

    Yeah you do, what you thinkin?

    "Youre mean!"

    How am i mean? You asked me, i told you!
    If you dont want the truth dont ask me bitch!
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    Apr 23, 2011 3:43 AM GMT
    Gentlemen, your turn.
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    Apr 23, 2011 3:51 AM GMT
    Get pregnant.

    Gross.
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:03 AM GMT
    Drive Honda Odysseys.
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:06 AM GMT
    Fuck pussy
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:07 AM GMT
    Caslon18000 saidFuck pussy

    I was going to say... where is the "Vagina" post. xD
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:10 AM GMT
    J.C. Penny
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:30 AM GMT
    If a straight man stays single for more than a few months, he's accused of being gay.
    If a gay man stays single for more than a few months, he's accused of being smart.
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    The menstruating thing isn't too cool. I've dated bitchy guys, but they didn't actually bleed...freaks me out.
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    BornWired66 saidRed tide....yuck.

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    you win
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:35 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidDrive Honda Odysseys.


    but you come in a close second
  • rdberg1957

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    Apr 23, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    The way a lot of straight women control men. I once saw this young guy in his 20's surrounded by female relatives, all telling him what to do.
  • Ethan_1990

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    Apr 23, 2011 4:37 AM GMT
    It drives me crazy when straight men will refuse to do something because it will "make them look gay".
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:40 AM GMT
    Straight men's fuckable asses icon_razz.gif ;).
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    Apr 23, 2011 4:53 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin saidUnlike straight men, i dont have to put up with a woman's mood swings and insecurity.

    "Do i look Fat in this outfit?"

    Yeah you do, what you thinkin?

    "Youre mean!"

    How am i mean? You asked me, i told you!
    If you dont want the truth dont ask me bitch!


    LOL! Great thread. I'm sitting here with my best friend Nora ( a straight female) and she said to tell you that you aren't a real gay because what you described is essential in your role to taking care of your hag :-) We definitely have to put up with a woman's mood swings.

    I have to agree with her to a certain degree although we are lucky as gay men we can actually tell her she's fat as she expects us to when she's bitching so we aren't called mean. We are told by her... "Thanks for being honest bitch. and P.S. those tight jeans make you look like you have a Vagina" icon_wink.gif

    Now the one thing straights do that make me glad I'm gay? They seem to age quicker. I went to my 10 year H.S. reunion a few years ago and was blown away by the way some looked. I wanted to say to them it appears straight married life just chews you up and spits you out. I'm convinced God's cool with the whole gay thing.
  • easterndude69

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    Apr 23, 2011 4:57 AM GMT
    Not getting pregnant that creates a whole lot of problems.
  • alphatop

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    Apr 23, 2011 5:05 AM GMT
    deltalimen saidGet pregnant.

    Gross.


    Gross??? How do you think YOU were born? Wtf? If you think pussy is gross, that's your problem, but saying that pregnancy is gross is utterly stupid and rude. Jeezicon_confused.gif
  • DrewT

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    Apr 23, 2011 5:11 AM GMT
    Have straight sex. *shudders*
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    Apr 23, 2011 5:12 AM GMT
    AntoNomad said
    deltalimen saidGet pregnant.

    Gross.


    Gross??? How do you think YOU were born?


    I came out of a cabbage
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    Apr 23, 2011 5:14 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    AntoNomad said
    deltalimen saidGet pregnant.

    Gross.


    Gross??? How do you think YOU were born?


    I came out of a cabbage


    an evil cabbage
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    Apr 23, 2011 5:15 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    AntoNomad said
    deltalimen saidGet pregnant.

    Gross.


    Gross??? How do you think YOU were born?


    I came out of a cabbage
    I guess that's ok as long as you don't come IN a cabbage.
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    Apr 23, 2011 5:24 AM GMT
    creonxxx said
    GigoloAssassin saidUnlike straight men, i dont have to put up with a woman's mood swings and insecurity.

    "Do i look Fat in this outfit?"

    Yeah you do, what you thinkin?

    "Youre mean!"

    How am i mean? You asked me, i told you!
    If you dont want the truth dont ask me bitch!


    LOL! Great thread. I'm sitting here with my best friend Nora ( a straight female) and she said to tell you that you aren't a real gay because what you described is essential in your role to taking care of your hag :-) We definitely have to put up with a woman's mood swings.

    I have to agree with her to a certain degree although we are lucky as gay men we can actually tell her she's fat as she expects us to when she's bitching so we aren't called mean. We are told by her... "Thanks for being honest bitch. and P.S. those tight jeans make you look like you have a Vagina" icon_wink.gif



    HAHAHA!!!!
    First of all, i dont care for fag hags. Theyre still insecure and cowering under our assumed role as gay men to cater for them.
    NO WOMAN TELLS ME WHAT ROLE I SHOULD PLAY IN HER LIFE JUST BECAUSE I'M GAY. IT'S ANOTHER STEREOTYPE A LOT OF MISEDUCATED STRAIGHT PEOPLE PERSUADE US TO ADHERE TO, AND I AM NOT GIVING IN TO THAT BULLSHIT.
    NEXT!!!!!
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    Apr 23, 2011 5:24 AM GMT
    dekiruman said
    Ariodante said
    AntoNomad said
    deltalimen saidGet pregnant.

    Gross.


    Gross??? How do you think YOU were born?


    I came out of a cabbage


    an evil cabbage


    =(
  • mybud

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    Apr 23, 2011 5:26 AM GMT
    EATING PUSSY....did it for years...it's kinda like lickin out an empty tuna can....BUD
  • DrewT

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    Apr 23, 2011 5:33 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    dekiruman said
    Ariodante said
    AntoNomad said
    deltalimen saidGet pregnant.

    Gross.


    Gross??? How do you think YOU were born?


    I came out of a cabbage


    an evil cabbage


    =(


    I bet it was a cute, sweet, adorable cabbage! made out of cookie dough...