GigoloAssassin saidUnlike straight men, i dont have to put up with a woman's mood swings and insecurity.
"Do i look Fat in this outfit?"
Yeah you do, what you thinkin?
How am i mean? You asked me, i told you!
If you dont want the truth dont ask me bitch!
LOL! Great thread. I'm sitting here with my best friend Nora ( a straight female) and she said to tell you that you aren't a real gay because what you described is essential in your role to taking care of your hag :-) We definitely have to put up with a woman's mood swings.
I have to agree with her to a certain degree although we are lucky as gay men we can actually tell her she's fat as she expects us to when she's bitching so we aren't called mean. We are told by her... "Thanks for being honest bitch. and P.S. those tight jeans make you look like you have a Vagina"
Now the one thing straights do that make me glad I'm gay? They seem to age quicker. I went to my 10 year H.S. reunion a few years ago and was blown away by the way some looked. I wanted to say to them it appears straight married life just chews you up and spits you out. I'm convinced God's cool with the whole gay thing.