Was Jesus a Zombie?

  • sportsjockla

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    Apr 23, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
    He rose from the dead, so doesn't that make him a Zombie?

    Was he really the Son of God? Shouldn't he show his birth certificate to prove he was?
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:04 PM GMT
    Go read the bible... Doesn't it say something about him being a tap dancer?

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    Apr 23, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
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  • mizu5

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    Apr 23, 2011 7:13 PM GMT
    AHAHAH BEST PICTURE EVER.
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:18 PM GMT
    rib woman rofl

    man I want some ribs now
  • mizu5

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    Apr 23, 2011 7:23 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidrib woman rofl

    man I want some ribs now


    I always do But pork is the ebst and we aren't allowed that in my house ;__;l
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    mizu5 said
    Ariodante saidrib woman rofl

    man I want some ribs now


    I always do But pork is the ebst and we aren't allowed that in my house ;__;l


    mmm...pork...

    I made a pork roast yesterday with pineapple coconut sauce.
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:25 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    mizu5 said
    Ariodante saidrib woman rofl

    man I want some ribs now


    I always do But pork is the ebst and we aren't allowed that in my house ;__;l


    mmm...pork...

    I made a pork roast yesterday with pineapple coconut sauce.
    UGH hatechu. COme to Vancouver/toronto and bemychef.
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:27 PM GMT
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    blasphemy! you're going to hell fag!

    oh wait...
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:30 PM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    blasphemy! you're going to hell fag!

    oh wait...

    I don't know about you, but I signed my ticket really early for that. As a matter of fact, if there's a bus full of us to hell, I'm the driver.
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:33 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    AvadaKedavra said
    blasphemy! you're going to hell fag!

    oh wait...

    I don't know about you, but I signed my ticket really early for that. As a matter of fact, if there's a bus full of us to hell, I'm the driver.


    I call SHOTGUN!
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    Apr 23, 2011 7:55 PM GMT
    Sounds logical. So logical I asked where the slaves were today at the auction I attended.
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    Apr 23, 2011 8:30 PM GMT
    He was a zombie genie.
    People ask him to grant wishes for them all the time. He's a super-genie, so you don't have to stop at 3 wishes.
  • sportsjockla

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    Apr 23, 2011 9:00 PM GMT
    I think he was a homo too! He did like to hang out with the boys a lot. Plus being Jewish, you know woman would have wanted to marry him. So of God? what a catch. Beats a doctor anytime!
  • allanon

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    Apr 23, 2011 11:37 PM GMT
    Jesus may or may not be a zombie. But does it really matter?

    The real question is: Are Christians cannibals? After all, Jesus told his followers to eat his body and drink his blood.

    Cannibals on earth is much worse than zombies in heaven.
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    Apr 23, 2011 11:39 PM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    I don't know about you, but I signed my ticket really early for that. As a matter of fact, if there's a bus full of us to hell, I'm the driver.


    Can we play a fruit race? Go banana!
  • metta

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    May 25, 2011 5:31 PM GMT
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