Happy Zombie Jesus Day and......

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    Apr 23, 2011 8:03 PM GMT
    It's my 30th Birthday.

    I am doing nothing special. I have a date with the new guy. This would be our fourth date, but he's an aquarius. I have no expectations.

    I feel that I may ask him to 'fuck my lights out' tonight just because it's my birthday and I can. Perceptually he may be able to distinguish between 29 and 30. Highly unlikely but worth the go ahead.

    SO happy resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ and Saviour and my

    30th
  • allanon

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    Apr 23, 2011 11:40 PM GMT
    Happy birthday.... I hope you get fucked out of your lights, or whatever is was you said.
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    loll Happy Birthday deltalimen!

  • sportsjockla

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    Apr 24, 2011 12:42 AM GMT
    You're going to fuck Jesus? Don't mess up his dress!
  • creature

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    Apr 24, 2011 12:47 AM GMT
    Happy Birthday!!

    I wish I knew this ahead of time. There was something on fiverr I wanted to give someone who had a birthday coming up.

    Edited to add:

    I purchased it anyway. I'll upload the pic when I get it.
  • creature

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    Apr 24, 2011 10:53 AM GMT
    I got Daniel Franzese who played Damien on Mean Girls to write a Birthday message for you.

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    Apr 24, 2011 5:43 PM GMT
    Happy Birthday... I know your 30th is a big milestone and everything -- but I like your thread title even more! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 25, 2011 2:23 AM GMT
    well, if he don't fuck your lights out, come on over to my place...i wire a pretty good socket...................icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 25, 2011 12:29 PM GMT
    Homowardbound saidwell, if he don't fuck your lights out, come on over to my place...i wire a pretty good socket...................icon_wink.gif


    Be careful. You try to put 59 into 30 and something will blow!icon_twisted.gificon_razz.gificon_cool.gificon_lol.gif
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    Apr 25, 2011 4:29 PM GMT
    Happy belated birthday! This is not quite zombie Jesus, but...

    "He gave to the disciples, and said, "Take, eat; this is my body."

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    Apr 25, 2011 8:36 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Homowardbound saidwell, if he don't fuck your lights out, come on over to my place...i wire a pretty good socket...................icon_wink.gif


    Be careful. You try to put 59 into 30 and something will blow!icon_twisted.gificon_razz.gificon_cool.gificon_lol.gif


    haha, well ain't nothing gonna blow on this old carriage 'cept what was made to.......................and it still performs pdg............................Keithicon_wink.gif