Help me I'm turning straight!!!!

  • offshore

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    Apr 24, 2011 9:01 AM GMT
    I've turned off man smell recently for some reason. icon_redface.gif

    I actually now prefer totally no smell or just showered fresh small instead of the musky I used to dig, do I have OCD on cleanliness?

    Help!
  • alphatop

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    Apr 24, 2011 9:16 AM GMT
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  • rnch

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    Apr 24, 2011 10:52 AM GMT
    so what does not being turned on by "man-funk" anymore make you "turning str8"?

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    Apr 24, 2011 11:09 AM GMT
    maybe your just not smelling the right man icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 11:26 AM GMT
    The Dr prescribes one dick to be taken orally at least twice a week - that'll cure you.

    Maybe you're just not smelling the right men? Man smell isn't always sexy, sometimes it's downright disgusting!
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    Apr 24, 2011 11:33 AM GMT
    Yea, man, don't worry. I'm considered to be "vanilla gay"....people say i like everything clean and smelling nice when it comes to intimacy with a man.
    I'm not gonna deny it, nore will i agree, since when you're in love with a guy completely i believe you'll be ready accept any oders, liquids and stuff.
    Anyway, don't worry. I don't find stinky sweat attractive, or any other bodily oders ^_^
    Fresh is the way to go icon_razz.gif
  • rnch

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    Apr 24, 2011 11:39 AM GMT
    CutePete saidYea, man, don't worry. I'm considered to be "vanilla gay"....people say i like everything clean and smelling nice when it comes to intimacy with a man.
    I'm not gonna deny it, nore will i agree, since when you're in love with a guy completely i believe you'll be ready accept any oders, liquids and stuff.
    Anyway, don't worry. I don't find stinky sweat attractive, or any other bodily oders ^_^
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    Apr 24, 2011 11:42 AM GMT
    I might as well. My sex life is as dead as ... well Death.
  • offshore

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    Apr 24, 2011 11:44 AM GMT
    rnch saidso what does not being turned on by "man-funk" anymore make you "turning str8"?

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    True, true, girl smell turns me off even more.

    Maybe I'm turning into an Aphid - asexual.
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    Apr 24, 2011 11:55 AM GMT
    Arr the play pen of a fishy mucus membrane. Not even a pot of tea will help with that thought; eww.
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:08 PM GMT
    OMG! Someone call the gay police. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:37 PM GMT
    well if you do turn straight, take a sample of your blood, dilute it in 1000000 liters of water, put it in tiny vials and sell it on late night christians shows int he US. you will make a killing.
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    Apr 24, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    offshore said
    rnch saidso what does not being turned on by "man-funk" anymore make you "turning str8"?

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    True, true, girl smell turns me off even more.

    Maybe I'm turning into an Aphid - asexual.


    Do you still have sexual desires for a man without the body smell? ??? If so, then you're still a gay.

    That can be remedied with a good Irish Spring Soap shower. icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 2:07 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidwell if you do turn straight, take a sample of your blood, dilute it in 1000000 liters of water, put it in tiny vials and sell it on late night christians shows int he US. you will make a killing.
    Win. <3 icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 2:13 PM GMT
    Well as a counter argument I think any fondness for scents are feminine whether it be sun shine and flowers or man musk.

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    Apr 24, 2011 2:14 PM GMT
    make a garland of potpourri and start wearing it around your neck!!icon_lol.gif
  • rnch

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    Apr 24, 2011 2:21 PM GMT
    [quote][cite]offshore said...Maybe I'm turning into an Aphid - asexual.[/quote]


    or..perhaps you are maturing?


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  • kennyj08

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    Apr 24, 2011 2:25 PM GMT
    Fresh and so clean, clean= sexy icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 2:38 PM GMT
    CycleMan said
    offshore said
    rnch saidso what does not being turned on by "man-funk" anymore make you "turning str8"?

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    True, true, girl smell turns me off even more.

    Maybe I'm turning into an Aphid - asexual.


    Do you still have sexual desires for a man without the body smell? ??? If so, then you're still a gay.

    That can be remedied with a good Irish Spring Soap shower. icon_razz.gif


    Yep that Irish Spring soap works wonders doesn't it! icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 2:55 PM GMT
    Tastes change. Even sexually.
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    Apr 24, 2011 3:29 PM GMT
    start worrying when you you start liking tuna breath.
  • tobyb

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    Apr 24, 2011 5:06 PM GMT
    Joking aside, why resist it if you're turning straight? I'm sure no-one on here would suggest you should resist it if you had thought you were straight, but now felt you were turning gay.

    I only personally know a few guys who were gay but turned straight, but there are plenty of them. I know several men who had sex with and even had stable and sexual relationships with boyfriends in school and college, really liked it (what's not to like? icon_smile.gif but then decided they were more into women. They started sleeping with women, fell in love with one, got married and had kids. Good for them.

    I know several guys like this, but they're very discreet about it. Sometimes it's out of respect for their wives. But I think it's more s because society has now largely accepted "purely gay" gays, but people tend to assume that any guy who used to have gay sex must be truly gay and is just lying about it.

    I think that's so wrong. Sure, some are lying, but I know too many great and honest guys who used to "be gay," i.e. have gay sex, but just aren't now, i.e. just don't want to do it any more.

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    Apr 24, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
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    Apr 24, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
    boulderic saidI might as well. My sex life is as dead as ... well Death.


    lmao... sadly I can relate