Have you ever dated any of these guys...?

  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 24, 2011 11:40 AM GMT
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    A. The Lunatic: You knew he was crazy the first day that you met him, and you went out with him anyway. Not only did you go out with him, you had a relationship with him. It seemed like a good idea at the time, because you liked being the object of someone's obsession...until he started monitoring your phone calls and checking your car mileage.

    B. Mr.Know-It-All: He went to an Ivy League school. He was a member of MENSA. He was polysyllabic. You felt smarter when you were around him -- that is, until you didn't. Then it occurred to you that he'd rather talk than have sex, and that is not how you roll.
    Eventually, you realized a ROOMBA would love you more than this robot. The sad truth is, it took him a week to notice you were gone.

    C. The Loser: For a while, you could overlook the fact that he didn't have a job, that you paid for every single date. I mean, he was a nice guy, right? However, you had to draw the line when he lost the will to bathe with soap, when he started picking clothes up off the floor with his toes because he "didn't have the energy" to bend over and pick them up.

    D. The Jerk: He was hilarious! He was the life of the party! He would not let anyone or anything stop him from speaking his mind whether he was right or wrong...and he was ALWAYS right.

    E. The Keeper: He's handsome, he's ambitious and successful. He's really into you, the real you. Every other guy you dated was worth it if they led you to this one. You make frog legs for dinner and hope it lasts forever.
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    Apr 24, 2011 1:00 PM GMT
    Hahahaha...

    I'm a combination of all of those. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Seriously, who hasn't been all of those at some point in their lives?

    Sometimes, you are a little crazy with the guy you like....
    Sometimes, you are a little know-it-all if you know the subject
    Sometimes, you are a little jerk...
    Sometimes, you are a loser...
    Sometimes, you are a keeper...

    The circle of dating...
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    Apr 24, 2011 4:12 PM GMT
    I will soon be writing a book on my experiences with type A. Stay tuned and check amazon.com.
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 24, 2011 4:14 PM GMT
    miamimasseur saidI will soon be writing a book on my experiences with type A. Stay tuned and check amazon.com.


    Thanks...I will look forward to reading it..smiley_reading.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    Apr 24, 2011 4:19 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    hangulmal said
    Sometimes, you are a keeper.

    My exes all needed a keeper.
    A zookeeper.


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  • DanOmatic

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    Apr 24, 2011 4:20 PM GMT
    You forgot this one: Attention Whore--will seek to be the center of attention at all times, even if it means engaging in dubious or high-risk behavior to gain the approval of others. Will stop at nothing to be in the limelight, even at the expense of one's relationship.
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    Apr 24, 2011 4:28 PM GMT
    Pretty sure I've dated all, except the last, Thats when i fell in love with my left hand icon_biggrin.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
    hotguyxxx saidPretty sure I've dated all, except the last, Thats when i fell in love with my left hand icon_biggrin.gif


    Yeah, you are pretty much stuck with that one. What if you don't like that one either?? chop it off??? icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 7:03 PM GMT
    Nah ... and hope not icon_surprised.gif
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    Apr 24, 2011 7:08 PM GMT
    Can i have 'em mixed up :p
  • Brded1dr

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    Apr 24, 2011 7:19 PM GMT
    Currently the object of a lunatics obsession. I know he's crazy, but he's so beautiful. Stay tuned for me, dead in a ditch in 2 months.
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    Apr 24, 2011 9:16 PM GMT
    Apparently, I've dated all of them except one. Still waiting for the keeper.