Running is like sex because...

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    Apr 26, 2011 10:10 AM GMT
    Running is like sex because...
    1. you know when you are doing it right and know when you arent.
    2. doesnt have to be an hour long to be fun
    3 always more fun in groups/outside.

    Any one else think of any?
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    Apr 26, 2011 10:30 AM GMT
    1. If you don't know what the heck you're doing, you'll get injured. icon_neutral.gif
    2. Most effective and fun done on the beach.
    3. Can be done solo or with others.
    4. Look more pleasant when physically fit people do it.
  • Latenight30

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    Apr 26, 2011 11:24 AM GMT
    I am not a runner but my partner is. OMG. This is the funniest thing I think I've read all week. Thanks guys!
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:10 PM GMT
    Both involve good glutes and hamstring muscles!icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:25 PM GMT
    If ya don't work up a sweat, you're not doing it right.
    It's helpful to wear jogging shorts with a support liner so your dick and balls don't flop around.
    If you fall and scrape your knees and elbows, the adrenaline masks the pain so you can keep going.
    If you stop to text a fuck buddy, you lose.
    If you finish first, you win.
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:32 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidIf ya don't work up a sweat, you're not doing it right.
    It's helpful to wear jogging shorts with a support liner so your dick and balls don't flop around.*
    If you fall and scrape your knees and elbows, the adrenaline masks the pain so you can keep going.
    If you stop to text a fuck buddy, you lose.
    If you finish first, you win.



    *how is that related to sex......*blinks*


    When you're jogging you just might meet up with someone and soon enough you're jogging routinely together.....All the way to the bedroom....icon_twisted.gif
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:41 PM GMT
    Fivealive said
    paulflexes saidIf ya don't work up a sweat, you're not doing it right.
    It's helpful to wear jogging shorts with a support liner so your dick and balls don't flop around.*
    If you fall and scrape your knees and elbows, the adrenaline masks the pain so you can keep going.
    If you stop to text a fuck buddy, you lose.
    If you finish first, you win.



    *how is that related to sex......*blinks*
    I don't know, but I figure it's a fetish for someone out there.
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:45 PM GMT
    Like this ?

    Obama-sex-doll.jpg

    or this?

    male_01.jpg
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidLike this ?

    Obama-sex-doll.jpg
    No, silly...like this:
    realdoll.jpg
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    Apr 26, 2011 12:50 PM GMT
    Both are best done outside, and naked!

    www.NudeRuns.com
  • Timbales

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    Apr 26, 2011 1:07 PM GMT
    it's murder on my knees
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    Apr 26, 2011 1:15 PM GMT
    both long and short strides feel good!
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    Apr 26, 2011 1:28 PM GMT
    Fivealive saidLike this ?

    Obama-sex-doll.jpg

    or this?

    male_01.jpg


    This is disturbing, I don't think I'll ever get hard again icon_cry.gif
  • Ironman4U

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    Apr 26, 2011 1:44 PM GMT
    1. A sprint is good, but a marathon is better.

    2. When it works right, you're in the "Zone" and it feels perfect.

    3. You get a rush or high.

    4. The right partner can push you further and faster. (And the wrong partner can really be a drag.)

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    Apr 26, 2011 2:03 PM GMT
    Running is like sex because my nipples always get hard.

    Weird eh?
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    Apr 26, 2011 2:09 PM GMT
    1. There's relief at the end.
    2. You stink when you finish.
    3. Sometimes you want to throw up after.
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    Apr 26, 2011 4:09 PM GMT
    it's better if you warm up before

    if you can talk at the same time, you're not doing it hard enough.

    it's high impact.
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    Apr 26, 2011 4:10 PM GMT
    Bale02 saidRunning is like sex because my nipples always get hard.

    Weird eh?


    hahaha good one.
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    Apr 26, 2011 4:17 PM GMT
    A shower feels so good after you are done.

    Is more effective when done at varying speeds.

    More exhilarating when you do it naked icon_smile.gif

    Stretching beforehand prevents injury.
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    Apr 26, 2011 4:20 PM GMT
    1,you get all sweaty and out of breath
    2, you start making weird noises after a while
    3, do it too long and you shit your pants and get chaffed nipples
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    Apr 26, 2011 4:36 PM GMT
    1. On a rainy day, you can just do it on the treadmill

    2. You can go with your dog if you like.

    3. Its more motivating when you use an ipod.

    Yep, very much the same!
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    Apr 26, 2011 4:42 PM GMT
    Running is like sex in that

    - I don't do it enough
    - I'm not so good at the distance aspect of so much as the short, energetic bursts
    - I'm never at the front of the pack, I prefer being in the back or in the middle, even
    - I can't be arsed to shower after if I'm tired enough afterward
  • massbuildah

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    Apr 27, 2011 10:48 AM GMT
    DOMINUS said1. There's relief at the end.
    2. You stink when you finish.
    3. Sometimes you want to throw up after.



    ....for the win!
  • matt13226

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    Apr 27, 2011 12:00 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    Fivealive said
    paulflexes saidIf ya don't work up a sweat, you're not doing it right.
    It's helpful to wear jogging shorts with a support liner so your dick and balls don't flop around.*
    If you fall and scrape your knees and elbows, the adrenaline masks the pain so you can keep going.
    If you stop to text a fuck buddy, you lose.
    If you finish first, you win.



    *how is that related to sex......*blinks*
    I don't know, but I figure it's a fetish for someone out there.
    . I think paul is referring the link of spandex to a condom.
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    Apr 27, 2011 2:06 PM GMT
    1. Vaseline is your best friend.
    2. Two words: Bloody nipples.
    3. You look before you blow.